Glastonbury and the Evian Challenge [July]

10th July

Andrew: Well isn't that creative. :P

Chris: I thought you'd like it. :P

Andrew: You should have put, "Without you, I'd be everything."

Chris: That'd be lying.

Andrew: ^^

Chris: :P
Chris: I mean, $$

Andrew: So how goes it?

Chris: Not too bad. You?

Andrew: I'm chuffing hot at the moment. I'm sitting here in only boxers and headphones.
Andrew: Playing some RDR, hence the sporadic replies.

Chris: You sure know how to reply sporadically, though. :P
Chris: And, to make things even/weirder/more awkward, I'm sitting here in only gym shorts. So there.

Andrew: HOT.

Chris: So are you

Andrew: Oh, stop.

Chris: ^^

Andrew: Though I did say I was just now. :/

Chris: Didn't ruin it in the slightest.

Andrew: Right enough with the Xbox, my room is too hot already.

Chris: LOL
Chris: It's because you're in it

Andrew: That doesn't help either, my hands get sweaty whenever I touch anything.

Chris: LOL

Andrew: So have I talked about Glasto yet?

Chris: Slightly

Andrew: Can you remember what I mentioned?

Chris: Not particularly.

Andrew: Great because as it was over a week ago, I've forgotten everything.

Chris: LOL

Andrew: It was basically a bunch of hot chicks wandering around a load of fields, while wearing very few clothes due to the heat.

Chris: Is that all you noticed? :P

Andrew: I think at some point there was some music as well.
Andrew: I partially remember that there were a few guys as well. :/

Chris: LOL

Andrew: We actually had a couple of females in our extended camp.

Chris: Orly?

Andrew: Yuss.

Chris: And?

Andrew: Well could explain how this came about if you want?

Chris: Indeed.

Andrew: So I went there with 2 guys, my mate Matt and his flatmate Matt (Matt 2, Snorlax). Snorlax also had a few guys that he festivals with come along as well. We saved an area of field so they could camp near us. They arrived a bit later than we did.
Andrew: So anywho, when they were queuing they got chatting to a couple of girls who had never been before and tagged along with the others.
Andrew: That's about it.

Chris: Ah. No sex?

Andrew: Nope, all I got was some super noodles. :P

Chris: And that's code for...? :p

Andrew: Oh, plus a comment about my fire being "cute."

Chris: LOL

Andrew: I wish it was a code for something, however this is not the case.
Andrew: It is as simple as me getting some crappy noodles that one of them didn't want to eat. This was at like 2 or 3 in the morning though.

Chris: Ah.

Andrew: I ended up staying up till 6 :P

Chris: Eh, not too bad for a music festival

Andrew: Exactly, though I was all alone for most of it.

Chris: Awwww. Well, hopefully, there'll be a music fest going on when I get to England

Andrew: Almost certainly.
Andrew: So on a code related note.
Andrew: On Wednesday night when Matt, Snorlax and I were chilling at the tent chatting about random things, as you do. I was being loud and pedantic as I was in a good mood and had been drinking So Co and Coke.
Andrew: I was saying about pipes giving you time to answer questions. Then Snorlax goes "I am in the pipe position!"
Andrew: To which I replied "oh realllllly?". Then it instantly became legendary.
Andrew: Piping that is.

Chris: LOL

Andrew: The whole extended weekend had a homoerotic undertone though. :P

Chris: LOL How so?

Andrew: Dunno, just your usual comments. All of which now escape me other that piping.

Chris: Ah

Andrew: The type where the replies are "oh really" or "you could at least buy me a drink first" etc.

Chris: Ah.
Chris: I don't even need to make those jokes on undertone

Andrew: That may have been a bad choice of words.

Chris: Why?

Andrew: Some were blatant.

Chris: Ah

Andrew: That may well be it for my Glasto antics.

Chris: Oh? Do tell.

Andrew: Yeah, I don't have any other things to say.

Chris: So you went with homoerotica? :P

Andrew: :S

Chris: LOL!

Andrew: BRB

Chris: OK

Andrew: Back
Andrew: So I did think of something else, but its not that nice.

Chris: What would that be?

Andrew: It is toilet related.

Chris: Do tell

Andrew: Well also on Wednesday night, we were all too lazy to wonder down the hill to pee. So the also legendary "Evian Challenge" was born.

Chris: O.O

Andrew: Pee in a bottle and hope you don't overflow.

Chris: LOL!
Chris: I like it!

Andrew: It actually became a nightly exercise due to convenience.

Chris: ^^

Andrew: That must be everything now.

Chris: Damn.

Andrew: Actually, no!

Chris: :-O

Andrew: So Thursday we went down into the stalls area so Snorlax could get himself a hat.
Andrew: At the very first stall we get to, the women there asks him "Do you have a girlfriend?". He's like "No, why?". "Well with a t-shirt like that you'll never get one." :-O
Andrew: His t-shirt said "Washing up: X Cleaning: X Football: Tick Beer and Chips: Tick Tick"
Andrew: Or something along those lines.

Chris: LOL

Andrew: We were all like WTF.
Andrew: I was tempted to question her on why it was bad.
Andrew: As nothing on there is sexist.
Andrew: So yeah, that was lame.

Chris: LOL I thought it was amusing
Andrew: You think everything is. :P
Andrew: Well this is a decent addition to the growing Blogchive.

Chris: Is it? I like our chats.

Andrew: It's long and funny.

Chris: Well, we've already established that. I was talking about our chats.

Andrew: I meant this chat, now, here.
Andrew: I hate them all.

Chris: LOL Why?

Andrew: Like I need a reason, have you seen some of the things I say. Seriously, I need help.

Chris: No, you don't.

Andrew: I know, I need a better writer.

Chris: Isn't your writer Jewish?

Andrew: Yeah, he is also my accountant. :/

Chris: I'd fire him.

Andrew: One step ahead.

Chris: You force fed him a sandwich made of bacon, pork chops, Canadian Bacon, and ham?

Andrew: i had bacon almost every morning (brunch) at Glasto!

Chris: Bacon butties?

Andrew: Yeah, I also had a double egg roll once. I still don't know why.

Chris: Double egg roll?

Andrew: Yes, 2 fried eggs in a bap.

Chris: Ah.
Chris: I thought you meant egg rolls.

Andrew: Nope.

Chris: Consider yourself lucky: I brought you outside with me whilst I smoke a fag

Andrew: What's he like?

Chris: Tall, dark, and handsome

Chris: Not as hot as you, though

Andrew: So someone actually noticed I have a blog today.

Chris: Orly?

Andrew: Yes, they said "I didn't know you had a blog."

Chris: LOL

Andrew: Did you notice The Baron is a fan of the blog?

Chris: I did, and I was very happy to see that.

Andrew: I think he is laying low for some reason, though he has got himself a picture finally.

Chris: I saw that too!

Andrew: We should badger him to become more active.

Chris: -nods- That we should

Andrew: Oh yeah, so You had to be there moment of the week.

Chris: :)

Andrew: Ryan's comment about Pawel's (the Polish guy of many names now (at work)) face, "he looks like he's trying to cover up a rape."

Chris: LOL!

Andrew: Aaron dropped a monitor on his foot as well and proceeded to limp for a couple of days.

Chris: I think I know where this is going

Andrew: Where?

Chris: You joked that the polish guy raped Aaron?

Andrew: No nothing of the sort, I was just thinking of other work related things.

Chris: Ah

Andrew: The drop happened before the rape face comment.
Andrew: Plus Pawel is the Duck man.

Chris: Ah

Andrew: Plus the master of The Pav Test. Which is copied from PAT Testing.

Chris: Say what?

Andrew: PAT Testing is what you do when testing electrical equipment.

Chris: Ah

Andrew: I merely thought of having a Pav Test. Which I think is some sort of duck grooming thing.

Chris: LOL!
Chris: I like that!

Andrew: Or duck assessment.
Andrew: So as of today, the new thing is to say "Did you hear that?" after burping. In honour of Elf.

Chris: Elf?

Andrew: The movie with Will Ferrell.

Chris: Oh yeah, the one I haven't seen

Andrew: He necks a 2L bottle of Coke then does an epic burp and asks that.

Chris: Ahhhhhh

Andrew: Have you watched Anchorman yet?

Chris: Never seen it.

Andrew: :(

Chris: :P

Andrew: I should be off.

Chris: Okay then. Toodles!

Andrew: Cya later mate. Stay cool.

Chris: You as well.