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Andrew: Life should be more like "Brave New World".

Chris: Why?

Andrew: Erotic play for the kids, youthful looks till you are like 40 or something and promiscuity is encouraged.

Chris: That sounds like heaven.

Andrew: Certainly does!

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Andrew: So are you done with Uni now?

Chris: For the semester. I go back on January 11th.

Andrew: I still have a week left.

Chris: Of?

Andrew: Guess.

Chris: Work.

Andrew: Yup.

Chris: And then?

Andrew: I explode.

Chris: Awesome!

Andrew: It should be a pleasurable experience, I'm looking forward to it.

Chris: So I've heard.

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Andrew: Give it away!

Chris: :-P

Andrew: I say that to all the girls.

Chris: And they say?

Andrew: They say "Give it away!", then I say "Give it away now!".

Chris: XD

Andrew: I think I make you do that almost everyday.

Chris: Only because you're so awesome.

Andrew: Or you are easily pleased, or both, or all three.

Chris: All three!

Andrew: That's the answer to so many of life's questions.

Chris: -nods-

Andrew: Like, which sister do I get with?

Chris: All three!

Andrew: That was assumed, but yeah. :P

Chris: :P

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Chris: Damn. I lost my place in line helping out that invalid.

Andrew: I'm not an invalid!

Chris: I know!
Chris: That, and I made the mistake of coming to Wendy's during lunch.

Andrew: Is she busy?

Chris: There are a lot of Mexicans here, too.

Andrew: Fucking Mexicans, with their hats and bandoliers!

Chris: Lmao
Chris: Incidentally, they're all wearing bandoliers.

Andrew: I bet they all fat with big moustaches.

Chris: They are!

Andrew: I'm not sure I know what a bandoliers is.

Chris: Crap. This guy just ordered 7 hamburgers.
Chris: And its a strap of ammunition you can wear.

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Andrew: A girl once talked to me when I was in a Burger King.
Andrew: As I thought.

Chris: O.O
Andrew: This was years ago, when I was at school. :P

Chris: What did she say to you?
Chris: :-P

Andrew: I think she asked what my name was and what my mates name was.

Chris: Is that all?

Andrew: From what I can remember yes. I think it was another encounter where I got sucked off.

Chris: O.O

Andrew: I think that was at a petting zoo. Those goats don't know when to stop. I never should have fed them. :(

Chris: Lmao

Chris: Irl

Andrew: Are the Mexicans looking at you?

Chris: Yes, as the cashier is Mexican.

Andrew: Its OK, let them look.