09&10/04/10
Andrew: Do I have a story for you!
Chris: Do you?
Andrew: Yup
Chris: Do tell, then.
Andrew: Well Wednesday I was kick boxing as usual.
Andrew: And I had to use the bathroom. :P
Andrew: Being as it is a changing room, it also has showers.
Andrew: Can you tell where this is going.
Andrew: ?
Chris: Kinda, but go on.
Andrew: So a couple of guys came when while I was in the toilet and apparently they were going to shower. When I opened the door and came out, this nude guy walks across in front of me.
Andrew: :-O
Chris: :O
Andrew: BUT, his arm was right in the way of his wang. By some bizarre coincidence.
Andrew: But thats not all!
Chris: O.O
Chris: Don't keep me waiting!
Andrew: So after I went back upstairs to see the guys (as in the people I was waiting for kick boxing with). Then as we had to get ready for the lesson, we went to the changing room to get ready. However this was a different changing room.
Andrew: But that one turned out to be locked, so we had to go to the other ones. I said to the others there might be people in there. Then when we went in they had just finished and it was moon city right there.
Chris: XD
Andrew: We LOL'd.
Andrew: I also received compliments!
Chris: On your wang?
Andrew: No, thats only from you.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: Regarding my strength.
Andrew: One was that my punches are stronger now.
Andrew: The other was that i'm stronger than I look and its weird. ^^
Chris: :P
Andrew: Its most likely down to the increase in facial hair i've had recently.
Chris: ^^
Chris: You manly man, you!
Andrew: I should start wet shaving to really set it off.
Andrew: So what are you up to that's making you not talk. Like.
Chris: Typing a rather extensive reply to someone.
Andrew: Ah, like "..........................................................................................................................................................XD"?
Chris: No.
Andrew: I may go for a while then.
Chris: I have to leave earlier than usual anyway.
Andrew: I fortunately don't know when you leave anyway.
Chris: I'm leaving around 8:50 PM, your time.
Chris: *7:50.
Andrew: Then you've already left!
Chris: ...what time is it there?
Chris: OH
Chris: NVM
Chris: It is 8:50 GMT, as I seem to have forgotten that you're in DST as well.
Andrew: Dude Sexy Time?
Chris: Daylight Savings Time. Stupid farmers.
Andrew: More time for pudding.
Chris: I have no pudding, sadly.
Andrew: I meant the farmers.
Chris: Oh.
Chris: So they can explore their sexualities?
Andrew: Bingo.
Chris: :)
Andrew: More time for that as well.
Andrew: Shouldn't you be off. :P
Chris: No.
Andrew: :/
Andrew: Should you be on?
Chris: Perhaps.
Andrew: Well.
Andrew: I also have another story I just remembered.
Chris: You've got four minutes.
Andrew: When we were doing our pre-session session. We did this exercise where you do a situp and punch some pads then when you go back down, you get hit in the chest. For toughening you stomach up etc.
Andrew: When it was my turn and I went down after the first sit up, Sammy hit me with a back hand. I wasn't expecting it to be so hard and was like "What have I done to you?"
Chris: :P
Chris: Okay, I'm off.
Andrew: Then everyone.... died. Bye.
Chris: XD
Chris: Tell me later. I may be on.
Andrew: Ok
Chris: HEY YOU
Andrew: Hey Jew ^^
Chris: ^^
Chris: I'm only half Jew, so I'm just a little Jewish.
Andrew: Co-ink-e-dink
Chris: ^_^
Chris: So, did you miss me?
Andrew: I filled the gap with Tekken and someone else.
Chris: :(
Andrew: More importantly, did you miss me?
Chris: Don't I always?
Andrew: Dunno.
Chris: OF COURSE I DO.
Andrew: Maybe.
Andrew: I seem to say maybe to anything recently, its awesome.
Chris: :P
Andrew: So to continue the story. Everyone cracked up.
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: There was much rejoicing.
Andrew: Then I got hit more.
Chris: HOT
Andrew: Chris (another), said that some fighter used to get punched in the chest before fights, to make his 6 pack stick out.
Chris: O.o
Andrew: Clearly I should try that.
Chris: I thought you were ripped!
Andrew: Its the internet, I can lie.
Andrew: No, my arms are the most toned thing i've got.
Andrew: They aren't especially toned.
Andrew: I need to do loads of abs exercises, so I can get an uber 6 pack to impress you with
Chris: You already impress me!
Andrew: Yay! ^^
Andrew: How do I impress you?
Chris: With your sheer awesomeness. :)
Andrew: Pffft.
Chris: :P
Chris: Oh, I'm on the radio in...7 hours. :)
Andrew: Oh
Andrew: I'm in bed then. :/
Chris: :P
Andrew: Why so late?
Chris: Relay for Life. I'm fighting cancer.
Chris: Rather, beating people with cancer up.
Andrew: Live?
Andrew: Fight People, Help Hunger!
Chris: Yep!
Andrew: Cool
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: Most compendable.
Chris: Quite.
Andrew: Brief.
Chris: :)
Andrew: Maybe.
Chris: Anywho.
Andrew: …
Chris: So...how about...stuff?
Andrew: I've shared all the stuff.
Chris: I have nothing, per usual.
Andrew: Not good enough.
Chris: Damnit.
Andrew: What do I hire you for?
Chris: 20 quid a day,
Andrew: I keep playing with my hair and licking my mustache.
Chris: :P
Andrew: How do people survive with mantaches and not lick them all the time!Chris: I do it all the time.
Andrew: Yours or other peoples?
Chris: What do you think? ^^
Andrew: Womens.
Chris: You got it!
Andrew: :P
Chris: :)
Andrew: I might just not shave for a year and see what happens. Or go for a Musketeer style.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Maybe we should talk about music or something.
Chris: Yes. I like music.
Andrew: Then we have something in common!
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: What have your latest musical findings been?
Chris: Evanescence is coming out with another album this year.
Andrew: I see, that wasn't quite what I meant.
Andrew: Though i've not heard that through the grapevine of music news from YT.
Chris: Hm.
Chris: It's on their site.
Chris: I still got nothing.
Andrew: But, but... music!
Chris: Musique?
Andrew: Either
Chris: I see.
Andrew: You should hear.
Chris: Hear what?
Andrew: Music.
Chris: Shove the song of the sparrow up your ass!
Andrew: A family of sparrows have a nest up my ass. :/
Chris: Mine is a pack of badgers.
Andrew: A whole set?
Chris: Indeed.
Chris: I believe there's about six or seven.
Andrew: Cause badgers have sets.
Chris: Ah.
Chris: I was mistaken. It's a murder of crows.
Andrew: Correct.
Andrew: And a rape of virgins.
Chris: Of course. Laters.
Andrew: Maybe.
Friday, May 28, 2010
Sunday, May 16, 2010
AIDS and Stories [April]
06-04-10
Chris: Loverman!
Andrew: Oh!
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Billboards caused lols.
Chris: I loved all of them, especially the Asian and gang rapist ones.
Andrew: The gang rape one was my favourite I think.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: Or the Portsmouth history one.
Andrew: The AIDS one because of the AIDS.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: And the Braille on the Stevie Wonder billboard.
Andrew: Yes and the rest of them.
Chris: ALL OF THEM
Chris: Though the first one, I dedicate especially to you. ;)
Andrew: I forgot it already.
Andrew: I did enjoy that one.
Chris: :P
Chris: You sure will!
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Wait what!?
Chris: Huh?
Andrew: Don't worry.
Chris: :)
Andrew: So how goes it?
Chris: Oh, just reading through my big story that's due today.
Andrew: Fun.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: I may be done.
Chris: Would you like to read it? I'd like someone else's opinion on it.
Andrew: :-O
Chris: :P
Andrew: I'd ask someone that knows about words.
Chris: :P
Chris: I'm pretty confident that it doesn't need any editing. I just need to see if it's good or not.
Andrew: I'm playing Tekken. :/
Chris: :P
Andrew: Now I died.
Andrew: How big is it?
Chris: I already told you that! ^^
Andrew: :P
Chris: Um, I don't actually know.
Chris: sends (null)
Chris: 96 K
Andrew: Failed.
Chris: Damnit
Andrew: I still haven't sent you that wp.
Chris: I know. :P
Chris: But I sent you my story.
Andrew: It was a virus. :(
Chris: Oh?
Andrew: No.
Andrew: How soon do I have to read it, as I read slow.
Chris: Preferably before 1 AM Your time.
Andrew: Its 7 pages.
Chris: Aye, but double spaced.
Andrew: Maybe.
Chris: ^^
Chris: Oh, you.
Andrew: Damn it, you interrupted me. I'll have to start again now!
Andrew: The lack of inter species erotica disappointed me.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: As did your use, perhaps even over use of semi-colons.
Chris: Overuse?
Andrew: The fact that you use them. ^^
Chris: XD
Andrew: It was good. I see nothing wrong with it, but what i've already mentioned.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Which isn't important.
Chris: Did you get what had happened to her?
Andrew: AI... coma.
Chris: :P
Chris: But why she was in the coma.
Andrew: AI... probably not.
Chris: Hm.
Andrew: Is it obvious?
Chris: It shouldn't be.
Andrew: Yay.
Chris: Well, her father raped her.
Chris: If that wasn't too obvious.
Andrew: Nope. But it does put me off making an amusing reply.
Chris: XD
Chris: Which would have been?
Andrew: At Disneyland.
Chris: XD
Andrew: Or ...so thats how she got AIDS.
Andrew: I need to stop saying that so much. Its a result of everything at work.
Chris: You can never get enough AIDS. ^^
Andrew: Thats not true. When you do have too many its called AIDZ.
Chris: What does the zed stand for?
Andrew: Ten esses.
Chris: HURRAH!
Andrew: I thought you were the Engwish master.
Chris: I didn't know that.
Andrew: I didn't either, when will you learn. :P
Chris: Never, apparently. :P
Andrew: Well, at least it won't get old that quickly then.
Chris: AIDS will never get old. ^^
Andrew: Unless you become an old AIDS pensioner.
Chris: True.
Andrew: See now.
Andrew: Do you think it would be easy to deal with having AIDS, if you make jokes about it all the time?
Chris: Probably.
Chris: Then again, it's treatable.
Chris: I'd rather get AIDS or HIV than cancer.
Andrew: Yeah, though the same can be applied to any disease.
Chris: Except for flesh-eating viruses.
Andrew: I don't plan to make jokes about those though.
Chris: And why the hell not?
Andrew: I don't know any of the names.
Chris: Awwwwww.
Chris: Well, I gotta go, but I'll be signed on when I get home.
Andrew: Ok.
Chris: Loverman!
Andrew: Oh!
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Billboards caused lols.
Chris: I loved all of them, especially the Asian and gang rapist ones.
Andrew: The gang rape one was my favourite I think.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: Or the Portsmouth history one.
Andrew: The AIDS one because of the AIDS.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: And the Braille on the Stevie Wonder billboard.
Andrew: Yes and the rest of them.
Chris: ALL OF THEM
Chris: Though the first one, I dedicate especially to you. ;)
Andrew: I forgot it already.
Andrew: I did enjoy that one.
Chris: :P
Chris: You sure will!
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Wait what!?
Chris: Huh?
Andrew: Don't worry.
Chris: :)
Andrew: So how goes it?
Chris: Oh, just reading through my big story that's due today.
Andrew: Fun.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: I may be done.
Chris: Would you like to read it? I'd like someone else's opinion on it.
Andrew: :-O
Chris: :P
Andrew: I'd ask someone that knows about words.
Chris: :P
Chris: I'm pretty confident that it doesn't need any editing. I just need to see if it's good or not.
Andrew: I'm playing Tekken. :/
Chris: :P
Andrew: Now I died.
Andrew: How big is it?
Chris: I already told you that! ^^
Andrew: :P
Chris: Um, I don't actually know.
Chris: sends (null)
Chris: 96 K
Andrew: Failed.
Chris: Damnit
Andrew: I still haven't sent you that wp.
Chris: I know. :P
Chris: But I sent you my story.
Andrew: It was a virus. :(
Chris: Oh?
Andrew: No.
Andrew: How soon do I have to read it, as I read slow.
Chris: Preferably before 1 AM Your time.
Andrew: Its 7 pages.
Chris: Aye, but double spaced.
Andrew: Maybe.
Chris: ^^
Chris: Oh, you.
Andrew: Damn it, you interrupted me. I'll have to start again now!
Andrew: The lack of inter species erotica disappointed me.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: As did your use, perhaps even over use of semi-colons.
Chris: Overuse?
Andrew: The fact that you use them. ^^
Chris: XD
Andrew: It was good. I see nothing wrong with it, but what i've already mentioned.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Which isn't important.
Chris: Did you get what had happened to her?
Andrew: AI... coma.
Chris: :P
Chris: But why she was in the coma.
Andrew: AI... probably not.
Chris: Hm.
Andrew: Is it obvious?
Chris: It shouldn't be.
Andrew: Yay.
Chris: Well, her father raped her.
Chris: If that wasn't too obvious.
Andrew: Nope. But it does put me off making an amusing reply.
Chris: XD
Chris: Which would have been?
Andrew: At Disneyland.
Chris: XD
Andrew: Or ...so thats how she got AIDS.
Andrew: I need to stop saying that so much. Its a result of everything at work.
Chris: You can never get enough AIDS. ^^
Andrew: Thats not true. When you do have too many its called AIDZ.
Chris: What does the zed stand for?
Andrew: Ten esses.
Chris: HURRAH!
Andrew: I thought you were the Engwish master.
Chris: I didn't know that.
Andrew: I didn't either, when will you learn. :P
Chris: Never, apparently. :P
Andrew: Well, at least it won't get old that quickly then.
Chris: AIDS will never get old. ^^
Andrew: Unless you become an old AIDS pensioner.
Chris: True.
Andrew: See now.
Andrew: Do you think it would be easy to deal with having AIDS, if you make jokes about it all the time?
Chris: Probably.
Chris: Then again, it's treatable.
Chris: I'd rather get AIDS or HIV than cancer.
Andrew: Yeah, though the same can be applied to any disease.
Chris: Except for flesh-eating viruses.
Andrew: I don't plan to make jokes about those though.
Chris: And why the hell not?
Andrew: I don't know any of the names.
Chris: Awwwwww.
Chris: Well, I gotta go, but I'll be signed on when I get home.
Andrew: Ok.
Cowboy Bebop and Drugs [April]
04-04-10
Chris: ...and, in the end, I learned that kids shouldn't be given speed, no matter how funny you think it is to hand it out at the preschool and tell them it's sugar.
Andrew: The same trick works with Rohipnol.(sp?)
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: How goes it?
Chris: Not too bad. You?
Andrew: I am good. It appears I have lots of chocolate now.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: I may have to eat some more now. :/
Andrew: I am.
Chris: I want some. :(
Andrew: You're the only one... wait you meant chocolate.
Andrew: Are you up to exciting things?
Chris: That I am. BRB
Andrew: Ok.
Chris: Back.
Andrew: You do look good from behind.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I was gonna say better, but decided that was harsh.
Andrew: So I posted my 800th post today!
Chris: ^^
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: No.
Andrew: Understatement is my thing now.
Andrew: Or lack of enthusiasm.
Chris: True.
Chris: It seems like the same is true for me.
Andrew: So hurrah is a lie?
Chris: No.
Andrew: Ah.
Andrew: One day left before work.
Chris: :(
Chris: I have class and work tomorrow.
Andrew: :(
Andrew: Are you working now?
Chris: Yes, but I'm typing up a post on PBS
Andrew: :-O
Chris: All done!
Andrew: commander cool? :P
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Complete with spelling pwnage.
Chris: $$
Chris: I love bitch slapping people when they think they're right.
Andrew: I await that moment with something.
Chris: Huh?
Andrew: I couldn't think of a suitable word.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: Apprehension perhaps.
Chris: BTW, I want your Spike wallpaper.
Andrew: I want your.... Oh its different now, but you can still have it.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I have an animated wallpaper now.
Chris: O.O
Andrew: Its what all the cool kids have, when it works. :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: I did have a rotating earth, but now its sand with rain drops and wateriness.
Chris: Ooooooooooh
Andrew: I could attempt to get a vid of it.
Chris: :)
Andrew: Or just my whole mis-match of a desktop. Unless I get it matched. :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: A pic!
Chris: ?
Andrew: Yours!
Chris: O.O
Andrew: You don't normally post your face.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: I haven't looked at the big version yet though.
Chris: :P It doesn't look much different from the small one
Andrew: I've heard that about you. :/
Chris: From who?
Andrew: People.
Andrew: >.>
Andrew: Mmmm.
Chris: ?
Andrew: Food.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Sandwiches.
Chris: Mmmmm.
Andrew: In Mother Russia, you are the filling.
Chris: Aren't I usually?
Andrew: In THE WORLD, you are the filling.
Chris: $$
Andrew: I've never wanted to be bread more than at this moment.
Chris: I can imagine so.
Andrew: Who would be the other slice?
Chris: You would, because you're so awesome!
Andrew: Maybe it should be you and I as the bread with a female inbetween?
Chris: YES
Andrew: But who?!
Chris: I have no idea.
Andrew: A cat or something. :/
Chris: Well, at least we'd be fucking pussy. ^^
Andrew: Not as accomodating to our big meats though.
Chris: True.
Andrew: Clearly we should embark upon a search for someone to fill that gap when you come over here.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: I love your wording.
Andrew: Its a gift.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: $$
Andrew: I learned it somewhere.
Chris: From an old man?
Andrew: No, through being lame at English.
Chris: ^^
Chris: Hurrah!
Chris: Good things DO come from that!
Andrew: That was a mistake.
Chris: Like getting superpowers from toxic waste?
Andrew: No, searching for help on a BG called Liquid Dream.
Chris: Oh.
Chris: Some guy in Germany said the island apes can suck his ass.
Andrew: I hope he enjoys that.
Andrew: Skype?
Chris: Nay. I'm taking to someone in Germany.
Andrew: Have they started offering you sausage yet?
Chris: Considering that he's gay, he might when he comes back to the states.
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Are you about to apply makeup in the pic?
Chris: No.
Chris: That's a wand.
Andrew: I bet thats what you say to all the ladies and gentlemen.
Chris: That I do!
Andrew: Maybe I would call it a wand, but I don't care for HP.
Andrew: Damn this BG and its lack of functioning.
Chris: :(
Andrew: Fuck it.
Chris: ?
Andrew: The BG.
Chris: Ah. Too frustrating?
Andrew: I don't understand why it doesn't work. When the free version of it does.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: BRB/BBS
Chris: AGH> Only an hour left of work.
Andrew: Back.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: I think I killed the Ghost thread.
Chris: XD
Andrew: If I eventually get over 5000 posts, Thread Killer should be my custom title.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I also can't think of anything "nerdy" to put in that thread.
Chris: You know what dubstep is. :P
Andrew: So do other people.
Andrew: I'm actually sorting through my Dubstep tunes now to see what frequencies they are. :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: All the cool kids are doing it.
Andrew: This could take a while.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Besides the ones I've already checked.
Andrew: How long you got left?
Chris: 26 mins.
Andrew: As I thought.
Chris: BTW, you never gave me that Spike wp. :P
Andrew: I know. ^^
Andrew: How do you want it?
Chris: From behind.
Chris: Wait, what?
Andrew: :P
Chris: Email will be fine.
Andrew: Thats what i'm supposed to say.
Chris: Okay, I'm off.
Andrew: Bye.
Chris: ...and, in the end, I learned that kids shouldn't be given speed, no matter how funny you think it is to hand it out at the preschool and tell them it's sugar.
Andrew: The same trick works with Rohipnol.(sp?)
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: How goes it?
Chris: Not too bad. You?
Andrew: I am good. It appears I have lots of chocolate now.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: I may have to eat some more now. :/
Andrew: I am.
Chris: I want some. :(
Andrew: You're the only one... wait you meant chocolate.
Andrew: Are you up to exciting things?
Chris: That I am. BRB
Andrew: Ok.
Chris: Back.
Andrew: You do look good from behind.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I was gonna say better, but decided that was harsh.
Andrew: So I posted my 800th post today!
Chris: ^^
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: No.
Andrew: Understatement is my thing now.
Andrew: Or lack of enthusiasm.
Chris: True.
Chris: It seems like the same is true for me.
Andrew: So hurrah is a lie?
Chris: No.
Andrew: Ah.
Andrew: One day left before work.
Chris: :(
Chris: I have class and work tomorrow.
Andrew: :(
Andrew: Are you working now?
Chris: Yes, but I'm typing up a post on PBS
Andrew: :-O
Chris: All done!
Andrew: commander cool? :P
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Complete with spelling pwnage.
Chris: $$
Chris: I love bitch slapping people when they think they're right.
Andrew: I await that moment with something.
Chris: Huh?
Andrew: I couldn't think of a suitable word.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: Apprehension perhaps.
Chris: BTW, I want your Spike wallpaper.
Andrew: I want your.... Oh its different now, but you can still have it.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I have an animated wallpaper now.
Chris: O.O
Andrew: Its what all the cool kids have, when it works. :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: I did have a rotating earth, but now its sand with rain drops and wateriness.
Chris: Ooooooooooh
Andrew: I could attempt to get a vid of it.
Chris: :)
Andrew: Or just my whole mis-match of a desktop. Unless I get it matched. :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: A pic!
Chris: ?
Andrew: Yours!
Chris: O.O
Andrew: You don't normally post your face.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: I haven't looked at the big version yet though.
Chris: :P It doesn't look much different from the small one
Andrew: I've heard that about you. :/
Chris: From who?
Andrew: People.
Andrew: >.>
Andrew: Mmmm.
Chris: ?
Andrew: Food.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Sandwiches.
Chris: Mmmmm.
Andrew: In Mother Russia, you are the filling.
Chris: Aren't I usually?
Andrew: In THE WORLD, you are the filling.
Chris: $$
Andrew: I've never wanted to be bread more than at this moment.
Chris: I can imagine so.
Andrew: Who would be the other slice?
Chris: You would, because you're so awesome!
Andrew: Maybe it should be you and I as the bread with a female inbetween?
Chris: YES
Andrew: But who?!
Chris: I have no idea.
Andrew: A cat or something. :/
Chris: Well, at least we'd be fucking pussy. ^^
Andrew: Not as accomodating to our big meats though.
Chris: True.
Andrew: Clearly we should embark upon a search for someone to fill that gap when you come over here.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: I love your wording.
Andrew: Its a gift.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: $$
Andrew: I learned it somewhere.
Chris: From an old man?
Andrew: No, through being lame at English.
Chris: ^^
Chris: Hurrah!
Chris: Good things DO come from that!
Andrew: That was a mistake.
Chris: Like getting superpowers from toxic waste?
Andrew: No, searching for help on a BG called Liquid Dream.
Chris: Oh.
Chris: Some guy in Germany said the island apes can suck his ass.
Andrew: I hope he enjoys that.
Andrew: Skype?
Chris: Nay. I'm taking to someone in Germany.
Andrew: Have they started offering you sausage yet?
Chris: Considering that he's gay, he might when he comes back to the states.
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Are you about to apply makeup in the pic?
Chris: No.
Chris: That's a wand.
Andrew: I bet thats what you say to all the ladies and gentlemen.
Chris: That I do!
Andrew: Maybe I would call it a wand, but I don't care for HP.
Andrew: Damn this BG and its lack of functioning.
Chris: :(
Andrew: Fuck it.
Chris: ?
Andrew: The BG.
Chris: Ah. Too frustrating?
Andrew: I don't understand why it doesn't work. When the free version of it does.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: BRB/BBS
Chris: AGH> Only an hour left of work.
Andrew: Back.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: I think I killed the Ghost thread.
Chris: XD
Andrew: If I eventually get over 5000 posts, Thread Killer should be my custom title.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I also can't think of anything "nerdy" to put in that thread.
Chris: You know what dubstep is. :P
Andrew: So do other people.
Andrew: I'm actually sorting through my Dubstep tunes now to see what frequencies they are. :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: All the cool kids are doing it.
Andrew: This could take a while.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Besides the ones I've already checked.
Andrew: How long you got left?
Chris: 26 mins.
Andrew: As I thought.
Chris: BTW, you never gave me that Spike wp. :P
Andrew: I know. ^^
Andrew: How do you want it?
Chris: From behind.
Chris: Wait, what?
Andrew: :P
Chris: Email will be fine.
Andrew: Thats what i'm supposed to say.
Chris: Okay, I'm off.
Andrew: Bye.
Behind the Scenes [March]
03/05/10
Andrew: Woo!
Chris: ?
Andrew: Hey.
Chris: Hey.
Andrew: I still need to email you that convo, don't I.
Chris: No, you don't?
Andrew: Yesterdays one?
Chris: Yes, you do.
Andrew: I'll get on that now.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: I nearly forgot how to do it then.
Chris: Lol.
Chris: I'm watching N*Sync perform.
Andrew: I have one word for you "why?"
Chris: Sabrina the teenage witch.
Andrew: Good times.
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: It would be easier to send the whole thing again.
Chris: Which one?
Andrew: The chat log.
Chris: Oh, yeah. The whole thing.
Andrew: You'll just have to scroll to the bottom then.
Chris: Mmmkay.
Andrew: It is done.
Chris: Damn phone.
Andrew: :(
Chris: :-P
Andrew: So you should have the tag line for the blog as "Me trying to make you laugh." :P
Chris: Lol that's usually how it goes.
Andrew: Yup, I said that to someone I was talking about yesterday.
Chris: Me?
Andrew: It should also have some kind of parental guidence warning. :P
Andrew: No
Chris: And yes, it should. Because we say things like twat.
Andrew: It was more the rape jokes and things like that. :P
Chris: True.
Andrew: I'm not sure where that would be put though. As if it was on PB people would be like "what?"
Chris: You have to figure that our blog won't be read by minors.
Andrew: I don't care. :P
Chris: :-P
Andrew: But I know that that type of thing shouldn't be linked on PB.
Chris: Why?
Andrew: Content that could be dangerous for minors!
Chris: And miners.
Andrew: Fucking miners! They should be more like Sailors.
Chris: True.
Chris: I apologize if I stop talking completely. I'm drifting in and out of consciousness.
Andrew: Thats ok, i'll only touch you a little bit.
Chris: How about a lot?
Andrew: There will be a testing of the water stage, to see if you wake up. Then I will take full advantage.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Is there a time frame for this?
Chris: No.
Andrew: I have to go away and wash at some point.
Chris: Do ittttttt
Andrew: It would make sense to do it when i've finished.
Chris: True
Andrew: Soon I go.
Andrew: Woo!
Chris: ?
Andrew: Hey.
Chris: Hey.
Andrew: I still need to email you that convo, don't I.
Chris: No, you don't?
Andrew: Yesterdays one?
Chris: Yes, you do.
Andrew: I'll get on that now.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: I nearly forgot how to do it then.
Chris: Lol.
Chris: I'm watching N*Sync perform.
Andrew: I have one word for you "why?"
Chris: Sabrina the teenage witch.
Andrew: Good times.
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: It would be easier to send the whole thing again.
Chris: Which one?
Andrew: The chat log.
Chris: Oh, yeah. The whole thing.
Andrew: You'll just have to scroll to the bottom then.
Chris: Mmmkay.
Andrew: It is done.
Chris: Damn phone.
Andrew: :(
Chris: :-P
Andrew: So you should have the tag line for the blog as "Me trying to make you laugh." :P
Chris: Lol that's usually how it goes.
Andrew: Yup, I said that to someone I was talking about yesterday.
Chris: Me?
Andrew: It should also have some kind of parental guidence warning. :P
Andrew: No
Chris: And yes, it should. Because we say things like twat.
Andrew: It was more the rape jokes and things like that. :P
Chris: True.
Andrew: I'm not sure where that would be put though. As if it was on PB people would be like "what?"
Chris: You have to figure that our blog won't be read by minors.
Andrew: I don't care. :P
Chris: :-P
Andrew: But I know that that type of thing shouldn't be linked on PB.
Chris: Why?
Andrew: Content that could be dangerous for minors!
Chris: And miners.
Andrew: Fucking miners! They should be more like Sailors.
Chris: True.
Chris: I apologize if I stop talking completely. I'm drifting in and out of consciousness.
Andrew: Thats ok, i'll only touch you a little bit.
Chris: How about a lot?
Andrew: There will be a testing of the water stage, to see if you wake up. Then I will take full advantage.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Is there a time frame for this?
Chris: No.
Andrew: I have to go away and wash at some point.
Chris: Do ittttttt
Andrew: It would make sense to do it when i've finished.
Chris: True
Andrew: Soon I go.
Tekken and...Strippers? [March]
03-04-10
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Long time.
Chris: Always!
Andrew: Since we spoke last.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: Not me love you long time. :P
Chris: And why the hell not?
Andrew: Thats a given isn't it?
Chris: Of course!
Chris: And with you...it's about as long as mine. :-P
Andrew: Long enough time we call that.
Chris: True.
Andrew: How goes it?
Chris: :/
Andrew: Oh. :/
Chris: It's 7:44am and I'm awake.
Andrew: Careless.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: Nothing to do now but fondle myself. :/
Andrew: Shame.
Chris: Mhm.
Andrew: I'm playing Tekken 6.
Chris: Not with yourself?
Andrew: Well no.
Chris: :-(
Chris: Why not?
Andrew: Too early for that.
Chris: It's 2pm.
Andrew: 3 infact.
Andrew: I got up at 1:40pm :P
Chris: :-P
Chris: You son of a bitch.
Andrew: An hour later than planned.
Chris: -_-
Andrew: :P
Chris: :-P
Andrew: This guy is supposed to be Russian but looks like a Nazi.
Chris: Lol
Andrew: :/
Andrew: Take that you fucking Egyptian bastard!
Chris: Oo
Andrew: The last boss is amazingly annoying.
Chris: Oh. What are you playing?
Andrew: Tekken 6.
Andrew: Hmm, workout time soon.
Chris: :-)
Chris: Going to get all hot and sweaty?
Andrew: I'm afraid you can't watch though.
Chris: :-(
Andrew: Not really, maybe a little red faced.
Andrew: Yay, beat him first time this time.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I love how there are some English speaking characters and some Japanese. With the assumption that they all understand eachother.
Chris: That's a laugh riot.
Andrew: :P
Chris: :-P
Andrew: Yay.
Chris: :-)
Chris: :-P
Andrew: Now I feel like a man.
Chris: How so?
Andrew: Doing press-ups and stuff. :P
Chris: ^^
Chris: That's hot.
Andrew: Well that was 2 cycles, now to rest for a while. :P
Chris: Hooray!
Chris: So I went to a strip club last night, and I found out that strippers don't have souls.
Andrew: On their feet? :/
Chris: That, too.
Andrew: Well look at the job they do, would you expect them too?
Chris: One girl walked on her hands the whole time.
Andrew: Interesting, did you put the money into her "Terminal"?
Chris: I believe we've already established that never ends well. :-P
Andrew: Have we?
Chris: Yes.
Andrew: But you tried anyway, right?
Chris: I distinctly remember discussing the time I learned that strippers don't have coin slots or card readers with you. :-P
Andrew: You remembered something! :-O
Chris: Is this a shock?
Andrew: But how could you miss an opportunity like that. It would be like a coin toss on a toll road.
Andrew: Somewhat, you don't normally remember things.
Chris: You were saying?
Andrew: When?
Chris: Before I got signed off.
Chris: I asked if my remembering something was a shock to you?
Andrew: Somewhat, you don't normally remember things.
Chris: :-P
Chris: And?
Andrew: So?
Chris: Huh?
Andrew: :)
Chris: <3
Andrew: ^^
Chris: I'm playing tennis with a monkey!
Andrew: :-O
Chris: My balls are shocking her!
Andrew: That can be a problem.
Chris: Why?
Andrew: Shocking balls.
Andrew: You can't restring your own guitar?
Chris: I can.
Andrew: That wasn't the impression I got from your tweet.
Chris: :-P
Chris: Since when are you on twitter?
Andrew: I saw it on FB.
Chris: Ah. :-P
Andrew: Obviously. :P
Chris: Score with monkeys!
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Get AIDS!
Chris: That's a powerup. ^^
Andrew: :P
Chris: I thought you'd like that.
Andrew: Fuck this boss!
Chris: Lol
Andrew: No LOL
Andrew: I hate his face.
Andrew: I hatter his face.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I hatter all over his face.
Chris: Hey! Me too!
Andrew: Workout time again. BRB
Chris: Kk
Andrew: Lovely job.
Chris: Kuraow.
Andrew: Maybe. :/
Andrew: Why can I never find threads to post in on PB. Should I become a spammer?
Chris: Aye.
Andrew: One more post and I have 800.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I squated for like 3 minutes then. My legs are gonna love me tomorrow.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Indeed, although my feet were planted against the wall. :/
Chris: I unlocked pudding!
Andrew: Now you get to explore your sexuality!
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: Now I must go and feed a cat.
Chris: Later.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Long time.
Chris: Always!
Andrew: Since we spoke last.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: Not me love you long time. :P
Chris: And why the hell not?
Andrew: Thats a given isn't it?
Chris: Of course!
Chris: And with you...it's about as long as mine. :-P
Andrew: Long enough time we call that.
Chris: True.
Andrew: How goes it?
Chris: :/
Andrew: Oh. :/
Chris: It's 7:44am and I'm awake.
Andrew: Careless.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: Nothing to do now but fondle myself. :/
Andrew: Shame.
Chris: Mhm.
Andrew: I'm playing Tekken 6.
Chris: Not with yourself?
Andrew: Well no.
Chris: :-(
Chris: Why not?
Andrew: Too early for that.
Chris: It's 2pm.
Andrew: 3 infact.
Andrew: I got up at 1:40pm :P
Chris: :-P
Chris: You son of a bitch.
Andrew: An hour later than planned.
Chris: -_-
Andrew: :P
Chris: :-P
Andrew: This guy is supposed to be Russian but looks like a Nazi.
Chris: Lol
Andrew: :/
Andrew: Take that you fucking Egyptian bastard!
Chris: Oo
Andrew: The last boss is amazingly annoying.
Chris: Oh. What are you playing?
Andrew: Tekken 6.
Andrew: Hmm, workout time soon.
Chris: :-)
Chris: Going to get all hot and sweaty?
Andrew: I'm afraid you can't watch though.
Chris: :-(
Andrew: Not really, maybe a little red faced.
Andrew: Yay, beat him first time this time.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I love how there are some English speaking characters and some Japanese. With the assumption that they all understand eachother.
Chris: That's a laugh riot.
Andrew: :P
Chris: :-P
Andrew: Yay.
Chris: :-)
Chris: :-P
Andrew: Now I feel like a man.
Chris: How so?
Andrew: Doing press-ups and stuff. :P
Chris: ^^
Chris: That's hot.
Andrew: Well that was 2 cycles, now to rest for a while. :P
Chris: Hooray!
Chris: So I went to a strip club last night, and I found out that strippers don't have souls.
Andrew: On their feet? :/
Chris: That, too.
Andrew: Well look at the job they do, would you expect them too?
Chris: One girl walked on her hands the whole time.
Andrew: Interesting, did you put the money into her "Terminal"?
Chris: I believe we've already established that never ends well. :-P
Andrew: Have we?
Chris: Yes.
Andrew: But you tried anyway, right?
Chris: I distinctly remember discussing the time I learned that strippers don't have coin slots or card readers with you. :-P
Andrew: You remembered something! :-O
Chris: Is this a shock?
Andrew: But how could you miss an opportunity like that. It would be like a coin toss on a toll road.
Andrew: Somewhat, you don't normally remember things.
Chris: You were saying?
Andrew: When?
Chris: Before I got signed off.
Chris: I asked if my remembering something was a shock to you?
Andrew: Somewhat, you don't normally remember things.
Chris: :-P
Chris: And?
Andrew: So?
Chris: Huh?
Andrew: :)
Chris: <3
Andrew: ^^
Chris: I'm playing tennis with a monkey!
Andrew: :-O
Chris: My balls are shocking her!
Andrew: That can be a problem.
Chris: Why?
Andrew: Shocking balls.
Andrew: You can't restring your own guitar?
Chris: I can.
Andrew: That wasn't the impression I got from your tweet.
Chris: :-P
Chris: Since when are you on twitter?
Andrew: I saw it on FB.
Chris: Ah. :-P
Andrew: Obviously. :P
Chris: Score with monkeys!
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Get AIDS!
Chris: That's a powerup. ^^
Andrew: :P
Chris: I thought you'd like that.
Andrew: Fuck this boss!
Chris: Lol
Andrew: No LOL
Andrew: I hate his face.
Andrew: I hatter his face.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I hatter all over his face.
Chris: Hey! Me too!
Andrew: Workout time again. BRB
Chris: Kk
Andrew: Lovely job.
Chris: Kuraow.
Andrew: Maybe. :/
Andrew: Why can I never find threads to post in on PB. Should I become a spammer?
Chris: Aye.
Andrew: One more post and I have 800.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I squated for like 3 minutes then. My legs are gonna love me tomorrow.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Indeed, although my feet were planted against the wall. :/
Chris: I unlocked pudding!
Andrew: Now you get to explore your sexuality!
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: Now I must go and feed a cat.
Chris: Later.
At Long Last [May]
Chris: You know, instead of doing podcasts, we should just save our MSN convos. They're far more interesting.
Andrew: You know, that thought did cross my mind.
Chris: :)
Chris: We could post them on deviantART.
Andrew: Maybe, or some other place.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Or we could do both.
Chris: Blogspot?
Chris: I like that. We can just record our MSN convos.
Andrew: Or that. I meant, if people find them funny. Then we could try a "live" one?
Chris: -nods-
Chris: I like that.
Andrew: People might not get us. :P
Chris: :P
Chris: And? Not everyone (and by not everyone, I mean everyone who's not British) gets British humour.
Andrew: Fair point.
Chris: :P
Andrew: So they won't get me.
Chris: Nor me.
So it works.
Andrew: Then this could be really good or really bad.
Chris: Both. :)
Would you like to talk on Skype?
Andrew: I can't really as i'm on the old xbox live.
Chris: Hm.
This distresses me.
Andrew: :(
I do apologise.
Chris: :P
Andrew: You'll have to settle for this.
Chris: DAMN.
Andrew: Yep.
I might be able to Skype now.
Chris: Not me. :P
Andrew: Oh.
In that case I can't.
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: Why you can't you Skype?
Chris: I'm in the living room.
Andrew: So? :P
Chris: People are asleep
Andrew: Are you going to be loud, or are you enjoying watching them sleep?
Chris: Both.
^^
Andrew: So much for that then.
Chris: :P
Andrew: In that case, I have nothing more to say.
Chris: Damn.
Andrew: I know right.
Chris: I'm so disappointed in you.
Andrew: You feel quite disappointed in me. :/
Or disappointing.
Chris: True. Wait, I shouldn't.
BTW, did we come up with a title to the show?
Andrew: No.
All I have written down is "I made a funny" and "So this is laughter."
Chris: I like the latter.
Andrew: Maybe with a ? at the end.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: That is all.
Any other ideas?
Chris: Nope.
Andrew: Cool.
Chris: So THIS is laughter?
Andrew: No, this is us chatting. :/
Chris: I know.
Andrew: ^^
That will do for now, then we can eventually keep it.
Chris: I'm setting up the blog,
Andrew: I'm doing nothing.
Chris: http://sothisislaughter.blogspot.com/2010/05/introduction.html
Andrew: My name. ^^
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: What happens next?
Chris: I post this convo.
Chris: When we're done, that is...whenever that is.
Andrew: What about past convos?
Chris: I don't save them.
Andrew: I do.
Chris: O rly?
Andrew: Yup.
Chris: We can introduce past convos sporadically.
Andrew: I think some randomly got deleted, as I had a load from various people which were gone last time I checked. But I should have most of ours.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Starts last September.
Chris: That's a while ago.
Andrew: I think its when things started to click.
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: "I'm a crap detective. I can't even grow a moustache."
Chris: :)
Andrew: So much purple.
Andrew: Pre grammer! :-O
Chris: *grammar
Andrew: No.
Caps 'n' shit.
Chris: Hurrah!
And that should be a new cereal.
Andrew: I downloaded a politician once, but the file was corrupt.
Chris: LOL
IRL
Andrew: "All logical points must be supported illogical ones." I don't remember saying that.
I got a XD response from that last time.
And "See? You made a funny!"
It appears that October was when the Caps started.
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: Shall I send this to you?
Chris: Yes.
Andrew: How?
Chris: E-mail.
Andrew: It is done.
Theres a whole load of chats there. Though some bits appear to be missing, as they don't make sense.
Should I link the blog in my sig, in the hopes that when I eventually post next. Someone might click on it?
Chris: Yes.
I have.
Andrew: Can you copy and paste it here, so that it will look the same. :P
Chris: Yes.
But I gotta go. E-mail me that convo.
And save this one.
Andrew: You know, that thought did cross my mind.
Chris: :)
Chris: We could post them on deviantART.
Andrew: Maybe, or some other place.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Or we could do both.
Chris: Blogspot?
Chris: I like that. We can just record our MSN convos.
Andrew: Or that. I meant, if people find them funny. Then we could try a "live" one?
Chris: -nods-
Chris: I like that.
Andrew: People might not get us. :P
Chris: :P
Chris: And? Not everyone (and by not everyone, I mean everyone who's not British) gets British humour.
Andrew: Fair point.
Chris: :P
Andrew: So they won't get me.
Chris: Nor me.
So it works.
Andrew: Then this could be really good or really bad.
Chris: Both. :)
Would you like to talk on Skype?
Andrew: I can't really as i'm on the old xbox live.
Chris: Hm.
This distresses me.
Andrew: :(
I do apologise.
Chris: :P
Andrew: You'll have to settle for this.
Chris: DAMN.
Andrew: Yep.
I might be able to Skype now.
Chris: Not me. :P
Andrew: Oh.
In that case I can't.
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: Why you can't you Skype?
Chris: I'm in the living room.
Andrew: So? :P
Chris: People are asleep
Andrew: Are you going to be loud, or are you enjoying watching them sleep?
Chris: Both.
^^
Andrew: So much for that then.
Chris: :P
Andrew: In that case, I have nothing more to say.
Chris: Damn.
Andrew: I know right.
Chris: I'm so disappointed in you.
Andrew: You feel quite disappointed in me. :/
Or disappointing.
Chris: True. Wait, I shouldn't.
BTW, did we come up with a title to the show?
Andrew: No.
All I have written down is "I made a funny" and "So this is laughter."
Chris: I like the latter.
Andrew: Maybe with a ? at the end.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: That is all.
Any other ideas?
Chris: Nope.
Andrew: Cool.
Chris: So THIS is laughter?
Andrew: No, this is us chatting. :/
Chris: I know.
Andrew: ^^
That will do for now, then we can eventually keep it.
Chris: I'm setting up the blog,
Andrew: I'm doing nothing.
Chris: http://sothisislaughter.blogspot.com/2010/05/introduction.html
Andrew: My name. ^^
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: What happens next?
Chris: I post this convo.
Chris: When we're done, that is...whenever that is.
Andrew: What about past convos?
Chris: I don't save them.
Andrew: I do.
Chris: O rly?
Andrew: Yup.
Chris: We can introduce past convos sporadically.
Andrew: I think some randomly got deleted, as I had a load from various people which were gone last time I checked. But I should have most of ours.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Starts last September.
Chris: That's a while ago.
Andrew: I think its when things started to click.
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: "I'm a crap detective. I can't even grow a moustache."
Chris: :)
Andrew: So much purple.
Andrew: Pre grammer! :-O
Chris: *grammar
Andrew: No.
Caps 'n' shit.
Chris: Hurrah!
And that should be a new cereal.
Andrew: I downloaded a politician once, but the file was corrupt.
Chris: LOL
IRL
Andrew: "All logical points must be supported illogical ones." I don't remember saying that.
I got a XD response from that last time.
And "See? You made a funny!"
It appears that October was when the Caps started.
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: Shall I send this to you?
Chris: Yes.
Andrew: How?
Chris: E-mail.
Andrew: It is done.
Theres a whole load of chats there. Though some bits appear to be missing, as they don't make sense.
Should I link the blog in my sig, in the hopes that when I eventually post next. Someone might click on it?
Chris: Yes.
I have.
Andrew: Can you copy and paste it here, so that it will look the same. :P
Chris: Yes.
But I gotta go. E-mail me that convo.
And save this one.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
An introduction
This is supposed to be an introduction, but how do you write an introduction for a blatant exhibit of pure nothingness? Well, you don't, and you can't expect one.
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