Sunday, May 16, 2010

Tekken and...Strippers? [March]

03-04-10

Chris: ^^

Andrew: Long time.

Chris: Always!

Andrew: Since we spoke last.

Chris: Oh.

Andrew: Not me love you long time. :P

Chris: And why the hell not?

Andrew: Thats a given isn't it?

Chris: Of course!
Chris: And with you...it's about as long as mine. :-P

Andrew: Long enough time we call that.

Chris: True.

Andrew: How goes it?

Chris: :/

Andrew: Oh. :/

Chris: It's 7:44am and I'm awake.

Andrew: Careless.

Chris: -nods-
Chris: Nothing to do now but fondle myself. :/

Andrew: Shame.

Chris: Mhm.

Andrew: I'm playing Tekken 6.

Chris: Not with yourself?

Andrew: Well no.

Chris: :-(
Chris: Why not?

Andrew: Too early for that.

Chris: It's 2pm.

Andrew: 3 infact.
Andrew: I got up at 1:40pm :P

Chris: :-P
Chris: You son of a bitch.

Andrew: An hour later than planned.

Chris: -_-

Andrew: :P

Chris: :-P

Andrew: This guy is supposed to be Russian but looks like a Nazi.

Chris: Lol

Andrew: :/
Andrew: Take that you fucking Egyptian bastard!

Chris: Oo

Andrew: The last boss is amazingly annoying.

Chris: Oh. What are you playing?

Andrew: Tekken 6.
Andrew: Hmm, workout time soon.

Chris: :-)
Chris: Going to get all hot and sweaty?

Andrew: I'm afraid you can't watch though.

Chris: :-(

Andrew: Not really, maybe a little red faced.
Andrew: Yay, beat him first time this time.

Chris: ^^

Andrew: I love how there are some English speaking characters and some Japanese. With the assumption that they all understand eachother.

Chris: That's a laugh riot.

Andrew: :P

Chris: :-P

Andrew: Yay.

Chris: :-)
Chris: :-P

Andrew: Now I feel like a man.

Chris: How so?

Andrew: Doing press-ups and stuff. :P

Chris: ^^
Chris: That's hot.

Andrew: Well that was 2 cycles, now to rest for a while. :P

Chris: Hooray!
Chris: So I went to a strip club last night, and I found out that strippers don't have souls.

Andrew: On their feet? :/

Chris: That, too.

Andrew: Well look at the job they do, would you expect them too?

Chris: One girl walked on her hands the whole time.

Andrew: Interesting, did you put the money into her "Terminal"?

Chris: I believe we've already established that never ends well. :-P

Andrew: Have we?

Chris: Yes.

Andrew: But you tried anyway, right?

Chris: I distinctly remember discussing the time I learned that strippers don't have coin slots or card readers with you. :-P

Andrew: You remembered something! :-O

Chris: Is this a shock?

Andrew: But how could you miss an opportunity like that. It would be like a coin toss on a toll road.
Andrew: Somewhat, you don't normally remember things.

Chris: You were saying?

Andrew: When?

Chris: Before I got signed off.
Chris: I asked if my remembering something was a shock to you?

Andrew: Somewhat, you don't normally remember things.

Chris: :-P
Chris: And?

Andrew: So?

Chris: Huh?

Andrew: :)

Chris: <3

Andrew: ^^

Chris: I'm playing tennis with a monkey!

Andrew: :-O

Chris: My balls are shocking her!

Andrew: That can be a problem.

Chris: Why?

Andrew: Shocking balls.
Andrew: You can't restring your own guitar?

Chris: I can.

Andrew: That wasn't the impression I got from your tweet.

Chris: :-P

Chris: Since when are you on twitter?

Andrew: I saw it on FB.

Chris: Ah. :-P

Andrew: Obviously. :P

Chris: Score with monkeys!
Chris: ^^

Andrew: Get AIDS!

Chris: That's a powerup. ^^

Andrew: :P

Chris: I thought you'd like that.

Andrew: Fuck this boss!

Chris: Lol

Andrew: No LOL
Andrew: I hate his face.
Andrew: I hatter his face.

Chris: ^^

Andrew: I hatter all over his face.

Chris: Hey! Me too!

Andrew: Workout time again. BRB

Chris: Kk

Andrew: Lovely job.

Chris: Kuraow.

Andrew: Maybe. :/
Andrew: Why can I never find threads to post in on PB. Should I become a spammer?

Chris: Aye.

Andrew: One more post and I have 800.

Chris: ^^

Andrew: I squated for like 3 minutes then. My legs are gonna love me tomorrow.

Chris: Hurrah!

Andrew: Indeed, although my feet were planted against the wall. :/

Chris: I unlocked pudding!

Andrew: Now you get to explore your sexuality!

Chris: Yay!

Andrew: Now I must go and feed a cat.

Chris: Later.

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