Kickboxing [April]

09&10/04/10

Andrew: Do I have a story for you!

Chris: Do you?

Andrew: Yup

Chris: Do tell, then.

Andrew: Well Wednesday I was kick boxing as usual.
Andrew: And I had to use the bathroom. :P
Andrew: Being as it is a changing room, it also has showers.
Andrew: Can you tell where this is going.
Andrew: ?

Chris: Kinda, but go on.

Andrew: So a couple of guys came when while I was in the toilet and apparently they were going to shower. When I opened the door and came out, this nude guy walks across in front of me.

Andrew: :-O

Chris: :O

Andrew: BUT, his arm was right in the way of his wang. By some bizarre coincidence.

Andrew: But thats not all!

Chris: O.O
Chris: Don't keep me waiting!

Andrew: So after I went back upstairs to see the guys (as in the people I was waiting for kick boxing with). Then as we had to get ready for the lesson, we went to the changing room to get ready. However this was a different changing room.
Andrew: But that one turned out to be locked, so we had to go to the other ones. I said to the others there might be people in there. Then when we went in they had just finished and it was moon city right there.

Chris: XD

Andrew: We LOL'd.
Andrew: I also received compliments!

Chris: On your wang?

Andrew: No, thats only from you.

Chris: Oh.

Andrew: Regarding my strength.
Andrew: One was that my punches are stronger now.
Andrew: The other was that i'm stronger than I look and its weird. ^^

Chris: :P

Andrew: Its most likely down to the increase in facial hair i've had recently.

Chris: ^^
Chris: You manly man, you!

Andrew: I should start wet shaving to really set it off.

Andrew: So what are you up to that's making you not talk. Like.

Chris: Typing a rather extensive reply to someone.

Andrew: Ah, like "..........................................................................................................................................................XD"?

Chris: No.

Andrew: I may go for a while then.

Chris: I have to leave earlier than usual anyway.

Andrew: I fortunately don't know when you leave anyway.

Chris: I'm leaving around 8:50 PM, your time.

Chris: *7:50.

Andrew: Then you've already left!

Chris: ...what time is it there?
Chris: OH
Chris: NVM
Chris: It is 8:50 GMT, as I seem to have forgotten that you're in DST as well.

Andrew: Dude Sexy Time?

Chris: Daylight Savings Time. Stupid farmers.

Andrew: More time for pudding.

Chris: I have no pudding, sadly.

Andrew: I meant the farmers.

Chris: Oh.
Chris: So they can explore their sexualities?
Andrew: Bingo.

Chris: :)

Andrew: More time for that as well.

Andrew: Shouldn't you be off. :P

Chris: No.

Andrew: :/
Andrew: Should you be on?

Chris: Perhaps.

Andrew: Well.
Andrew: I also have another story I just remembered.

Chris: You've got four minutes.

Andrew: When we were doing our pre-session session. We did this exercise where you do a situp and punch some pads then when you go back down, you get hit in the chest. For toughening you stomach up etc.
Andrew: When it was my turn and I went down after the first sit up, Sammy hit me with a back hand. I wasn't expecting it to be so hard and was like "What have I done to you?"

Chris: :P
Chris: Okay, I'm off.

Andrew: Then everyone.... died. Bye.

Chris: XD
Chris: Tell me later. I may be on.

Andrew: Ok

Chris: HEY YOU

Andrew: Hey Jew ^^

Chris: ^^

Chris: I'm only half Jew, so I'm just a little Jewish.

Andrew: Co-ink-e-dink

Chris: ^_^
Chris: So, did you miss me?

Andrew: I filled the gap with Tekken and someone else.

Chris: :(

Andrew: More importantly, did you miss me?

Chris: Don't I always?

Andrew: Dunno.

Chris: OF COURSE I DO.

Andrew: Maybe.
Andrew: I seem to say maybe to anything recently, its awesome.

Chris: :P

Andrew: So to continue the story. Everyone cracked up.

Chris: Yay!

Andrew: There was much rejoicing.
Andrew: Then I got hit more.

Chris: HOT

Andrew: Chris (another), said that some fighter used to get punched in the chest before fights, to make his 6 pack stick out.

Chris: O.o

Andrew: Clearly I should try that.

Chris: I thought you were ripped!

Andrew: Its the internet, I can lie.
Andrew: No, my arms are the most toned thing i've got.
Andrew: They aren't especially toned.
Andrew: I need to do loads of abs exercises, so I can get an uber 6 pack to impress you with

Chris: You already impress me!

Andrew: Yay! ^^
Andrew: How do I impress you?

Chris: With your sheer awesomeness. :)

Andrew: Pffft.

Chris: :P

Chris: Oh, I'm on the radio in...7 hours. :)

Andrew: Oh
Andrew: I'm in bed then. :/

Chris: :P

Andrew: Why so late?

Chris: Relay for Life. I'm fighting cancer.
Chris: Rather, beating people with cancer up.

Andrew: Live?
Andrew: Fight People, Help Hunger!

Chris: Yep!

Andrew: Cool

Chris: Indeed.

Andrew: Most compendable.

Chris: Quite.

Andrew: Brief.

Chris: :)

Andrew: Maybe.

Chris: Anywho.

Andrew: …

Chris: So...how about...stuff?

Andrew: I've shared all the stuff.

Chris: I have nothing, per usual.

Andrew: Not good enough.

Chris: Damnit.

Andrew: What do I hire you for?

Chris: 20 quid a day,

Andrew: I keep playing with my hair and licking my mustache.

Chris: :P

Andrew: How do people survive with mantaches and not lick them all the time!Chris: I do it all the time.

Andrew: Yours or other peoples?

Chris: What do you think? ^^

Andrew: Womens.

Chris: You got it!

Andrew: :P

Chris: :)

Andrew: I might just not shave for a year and see what happens. Or go for a Musketeer style.

Chris: Hurrah!

Andrew: :P
Andrew: Maybe we should talk about music or something.

Chris: Yes. I like music.

Andrew: Then we have something in common!

Chris: Hurrah!

Andrew: What have your latest musical findings been?

Chris: Evanescence is coming out with another album this year.

Andrew: I see, that wasn't quite what I meant.
Andrew: Though i've not heard that through the grapevine of music news from YT.

Chris: Hm.
Chris: It's on their site.

Chris: I still got nothing.

Andrew: But, but... music!

Chris: Musique?

Andrew: Either

Chris: I see.

Andrew: You should hear.

Chris: Hear what?

Andrew: Music.

Chris: Shove the song of the sparrow up your ass!

Andrew: A family of sparrows have a nest up my ass. :/

Chris: Mine is a pack of badgers.

Andrew: A whole set?

Chris: Indeed.
Chris: I believe there's about six or seven.

Andrew: Cause badgers have sets.

Chris: Ah.
Chris: I was mistaken. It's a murder of crows.

Andrew: Correct.
Andrew: And a rape of virgins.

Chris: Of course. Laters.

Andrew: Maybe.