AIDS and Stories [April]

06-04-10


Chris: Loverman!

Andrew: Oh!

Chris: ^^

Andrew: Billboards caused lols.

Chris: I loved all of them, especially the Asian and gang rapist ones.

Andrew: The gang rape one was my favourite I think.

Chris: -nods-
Chris: Or the Portsmouth history one.

Andrew: The AIDS one because of the AIDS.

Chris: -nods-
Chris: And the Braille on the Stevie Wonder billboard.

Andrew: Yes and the rest of them.

Chris: ALL OF THEM
Chris: Though the first one, I dedicate especially to you. ;)

Andrew: I forgot it already.
Andrew: I did enjoy that one.

Chris: :P
Chris: You sure will!

Andrew: :P
Andrew: Wait what!?

Chris: Huh?

Andrew: Don't worry.

Chris: :)

Andrew: So how goes it?

Chris: Oh, just reading through my big story that's due today.

Andrew: Fun.

Chris: -nods-
Chris: I may be done.
Chris: Would you like to read it? I'd like someone else's opinion on it.

Andrew: :-O

Chris: :P

Andrew: I'd ask someone that knows about words.

Chris: :P
Chris: I'm pretty confident that it doesn't need any editing. I just need to see if it's good or not.

Andrew: I'm playing Tekken. :/

Chris: :P

Andrew: Now I died.
Andrew: How big is it?

Chris: I already told you that! ^^

Andrew: :P

Chris: Um, I don't actually know.
Chris: sends (null)
Chris: 96 K

Andrew: Failed.

Chris: Damnit

Andrew: I still haven't sent you that wp.

Chris: I know. :P
Chris: But I sent you my story.

Andrew: It was a virus. :(

Chris: Oh?

Andrew: No.
Andrew: How soon do I have to read it, as I read slow.

Chris: Preferably before 1 AM Your time.

Andrew: Its 7 pages.

Chris: Aye, but double spaced.

Andrew: Maybe.

Chris: ^^
Chris: Oh, you.

Andrew: Damn it, you interrupted me. I'll have to start again now!

Andrew: The lack of inter species erotica disappointed me.

Chris: -nods-

Andrew: As did your use, perhaps even over use of semi-colons.

Chris: Overuse?

Andrew: The fact that you use them. ^^

Chris: XD

Andrew: It was good. I see nothing wrong with it, but what i've already mentioned.

Chris: -nods-

Andrew: Which isn't important.

Chris: Did you get what had happened to her?

Andrew: AI... coma.

Chris: :P

Chris: But why she was in the coma.

Andrew: AI... probably not.

Chris: Hm.

Andrew: Is it obvious?

Chris: It shouldn't be.

Andrew: Yay.

Chris: Well, her father raped her.

Chris: If that wasn't too obvious.

Andrew: Nope. But it does put me off making an amusing reply.

Chris: XD

Chris: Which would have been?

Andrew: At Disneyland.

Chris: XD

Andrew: Or ...so thats how she got AIDS.
Andrew: I need to stop saying that so much. Its a result of everything at work.

Chris: You can never get enough AIDS. ^^

Andrew: Thats not true. When you do have too many its called AIDZ.

Chris: What does the zed stand for?

Andrew: Ten esses.

Chris: HURRAH!

Andrew: I thought you were the Engwish master.

Chris: I didn't know that.

Andrew: I didn't either, when will you learn. :P

Chris: Never, apparently. :P

Andrew: Well, at least it won't get old that quickly then.

Chris: AIDS will never get old. ^^

Andrew: Unless you become an old AIDS pensioner.

Chris: True.

Andrew: See now.
Andrew: Do you think it would be easy to deal with having AIDS, if you make jokes about it all the time?

Chris: Probably.
Chris: Then again, it's treatable.
Chris: I'd rather get AIDS or HIV than cancer.

Andrew: Yeah, though the same can be applied to any disease.

Chris: Except for flesh-eating viruses.

Andrew: I don't plan to make jokes about those though.

Chris: And why the hell not?

Andrew: I don't know any of the names.

Chris: Awwwwww.
Chris: Well, I gotta go, but I'll be signed on when I get home.

Andrew: Ok.