3rd June 2010
Chris: I went to Subway and hopped behind the counter because all of the employees were busy in the back. A woman came in and asked for a footlong...needless to say, I went to jail.
Andrew: I went to a popular supermarket over here after I had finished work. I was still in my work clothes and some old woman asked if I on duty.
Andrew: Needless to say, I wasn't.
Andrew: I'm gonna BBL, I have to do a couple of things which I would have done already if I hadn't dozed off.
Chris: Okay. Later
Andrew: This monitor is showing a Blu-Ray image witch is displayed in 1080p high definition.
Andrew: I actually saw that today.
Chris: Really?
Andrew: Yes.
Andrew: I should have taken a picture of it.
Andrew: I have also seen "No job to small" on the back of a van.
Chris: LOL!
Andrew: So I have a minor situation to briefly talk about.
Chris: Do tell.
Andrew: When I was walking out of the shop where I had seen said message, the girl at the checkout said "cya later". I totally missed a chance at some flirtage there. I could have said "not if I see you first," or "only if I'm lucky." Or maybe something like "oh really? (with a cheeky wink)". But all I came out with was "bye."
Chris: Anything you typed to me In the last two minutes will ahve to be resent.
Andrew: When I was walking out of the shop where I had seen said message, the girl at the checkout said "cya later". I totally missed a chance at some flirtage there. I could have said "not if I see you first," or "only if I'm lucky." Or maybe something like "oh really? (with a cheeky wink)". But all I came out with was "bye."
Chris: LOL!
Andrew: Bad times.
Andrew: So how are you?
Chris: Well. I just finished enjoying a bag of BBQ ranch kettle chips.
Andrew: Nice.
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: Well, whats next?
Chris: Oatmeal raisin cookie.
Andrew: I thought I saw a fox then, but it turned out to be a horse in the distance.
Andrew: I just received an email from Windows Live. Probably someone else saying "I've got some new panties, wanna see?"
Chris: And, of course, you'll click.
Andrew: I only did for the first one, as I thought it was from you.
Chris: Sorry. No pictures of me in my underwear online...yet.
Andrew: :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: I don't plan to be the first person to see one when you do.
Chris: Not that you know of.
Andrew: Stupid cougar came out of no where and attacked me again!
Andrew: Bitch!
Chris: Damnit! Did she slip you a roofie?
Andrew: No, there was an offer of motor boating.
Chris: ...and you didn't take it...why?
Andrew: The motor boating was a lie!
Chris: It usually is. :(
Andrew: Yes.
Chris: They just want to talk about feelings.
Andrew: Seriously, enough with the cougars!
Chris: Best headline ever: McDonald's in France serves up young gay love.
Andrew: :-O
Andrew: I wonder what it tasted like.
Chris: A Big Mac?
Andrew: Oh.
Chris: -shrugs-
Andrew: Is there some kind of Kenneth invasion on PB at the moment?
Chris: It appears so.
Andrew: Shame.
Andrew: I posted in your Spongebob thread and it died.
Chris: Sorry. Had to take care of a potential business transaction.
Andrew: Ok.
Chris: :P
Chris: Eh, it's okay.
Chris: I wasn't particularly attached to it anyway.
Andrew: Thought so.
Chris: :P
Andrew: So how many people have you told about the blog yet?
Chris: What's 0 + 0?
Andrew: 8?
Chris: Damn.
Andrew: :/
Chris: Well, it's naptime.
Andrew: Have fun.
Chris: I always do.
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Cougars and Teaching [June]
1st June 2010
Chris: My grandmother, who has hallitosis, got mugged the other day, so to make her feel safe, I got her some pepper spray.
Andrew: Yay?
Chris: when she sent me to get breath spraying and hairspray. Unfortunately, the bottles looked similar and the labels fell off...
Andrew: :/
Chris: Fucking touch screen keyboard and predictive text.
Andrew: I've started using my graphics pad for a mouse again. But least I still get a keyboard.
Chris: Why?
Andrew: Why not.
Chris: Dunno.
Andrew: Yeah.
Chris: I need a nap. :-(
Andrew: I might do as well, but i'll see what happens.
Chris: Isn't it 5pm there?
Andrew: Yep.
Chris: Hmmmm.
Andrew: I just got attacked by a bear!
Chris: Did you make bear sandwiches?
Chris: Mmmmm...bear sandwiches.
Andrew: No, I shot it.
Chris: Damn.
Andrew: Then I got killed by a cougar.
Chris: Those women are vicious.
Andrew: Tell me about it. I had to put bait down to attract some, then rawrrrrr death.
Chris: This is why manicures and stiletto heels should be illegal.
Andrew: :P
Chris: I'll take that as an lol.
Chris: So my chances of moving to England are getting better.
Andrew: It was more or less a lol and how so?
Chris: My teaching license might actually hold water over there.
Andrew: Awesomeness!
Chris: :-)
Chris: Apparently, there are American military installations in England.
Andrew: Does that help?
Chris: Yes.
Chris: Military installations mean military families.
Andrew: I don't get it.
Chris: Lol
Andrew: :(
Chris: Military families mean children that need an American education.
Andrew: In America?
Chris: In England.
Andrew: :P
Chris: :-P
Chris: So I got word you might not be straight.
Andrew: From?
Chris: God herself.
Andrew: You wish.
Chris: I do. :-(
Andrew: :P
Chris: :-P
Chris: So I learned something else about strippers today. They don't give refunds.
Andrew: Only STI's.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: That's more of a gift, though.
Andrew: Like a souvenir.
Chris: ^^
Chris: It's one I'm happy to get, especially if it's AIDS
Andrew: Well obviously.
Chris: :)
Chris: So how'd your day go?
Andrew: Pretty well besides the usual lack of sleep. You?
Chris: The same, actually.
Andrew: Cool.
Chris: Mmmmmm. Subway.
Andrew: Subway tramps!
Chris: LOLChris: It's fun to make them do things for a quarter. That's a lot of money to them.
Andrew: I hate to think what things you make them do.
Chris: You wouldn't if you knew what they were! ^^
Andrew: :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: So what you up to now?
Chris: Eating and winding down.
Andrew: So, a couple of weeks ago I downloaded Minutes to Midnight.
Chris: Oh really? What'd you think of it?
Andrew: Eww.
Chris: -nods- Meteora was definitely LPs best work.
Andrew: Theres no edge to it.
Chris: Nope. Well, Given Up was good.
Andrew: I had given up after a couple of songs.
Chris: LOL
Chris: LOL Leave it up to Ireland to propose pay toilets on airplanes.
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Well i'm off, cyas later.
Chris: Laters.
Chris: My grandmother, who has hallitosis, got mugged the other day, so to make her feel safe, I got her some pepper spray.
Andrew: Yay?
Chris: when she sent me to get breath spraying and hairspray. Unfortunately, the bottles looked similar and the labels fell off...
Andrew: :/
Chris: Fucking touch screen keyboard and predictive text.
Andrew: I've started using my graphics pad for a mouse again. But least I still get a keyboard.
Chris: Why?
Andrew: Why not.
Chris: Dunno.
Andrew: Yeah.
Chris: I need a nap. :-(
Andrew: I might do as well, but i'll see what happens.
Chris: Isn't it 5pm there?
Andrew: Yep.
Chris: Hmmmm.
Andrew: I just got attacked by a bear!
Chris: Did you make bear sandwiches?
Chris: Mmmmm...bear sandwiches.
Andrew: No, I shot it.
Chris: Damn.
Andrew: Then I got killed by a cougar.
Chris: Those women are vicious.
Andrew: Tell me about it. I had to put bait down to attract some, then rawrrrrr death.
Chris: This is why manicures and stiletto heels should be illegal.
Andrew: :P
Chris: I'll take that as an lol.
Chris: So my chances of moving to England are getting better.
Andrew: It was more or less a lol and how so?
Chris: My teaching license might actually hold water over there.
Andrew: Awesomeness!
Chris: :-)
Chris: Apparently, there are American military installations in England.
Andrew: Does that help?
Chris: Yes.
Chris: Military installations mean military families.
Andrew: I don't get it.
Chris: Lol
Andrew: :(
Chris: Military families mean children that need an American education.
Andrew: In America?
Chris: In England.
Andrew: :P
Chris: :-P
Chris: So I got word you might not be straight.
Andrew: From?
Chris: God herself.
Andrew: You wish.
Chris: I do. :-(
Andrew: :P
Chris: :-P
Chris: So I learned something else about strippers today. They don't give refunds.
Andrew: Only STI's.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: That's more of a gift, though.
Andrew: Like a souvenir.
Chris: ^^
Chris: It's one I'm happy to get, especially if it's AIDS
Andrew: Well obviously.
Chris: :)
Chris: So how'd your day go?
Andrew: Pretty well besides the usual lack of sleep. You?
Chris: The same, actually.
Andrew: Cool.
Chris: Mmmmmm. Subway.
Andrew: Subway tramps!
Chris: LOLChris: It's fun to make them do things for a quarter. That's a lot of money to them.
Andrew: I hate to think what things you make them do.
Chris: You wouldn't if you knew what they were! ^^
Andrew: :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: So what you up to now?
Chris: Eating and winding down.
Andrew: So, a couple of weeks ago I downloaded Minutes to Midnight.
Chris: Oh really? What'd you think of it?
Andrew: Eww.
Chris: -nods- Meteora was definitely LPs best work.
Andrew: Theres no edge to it.
Chris: Nope. Well, Given Up was good.
Andrew: I had given up after a couple of songs.
Chris: LOL
Chris: LOL Leave it up to Ireland to propose pay toilets on airplanes.
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Well i'm off, cyas later.
Chris: Laters.
Body Parts and Red Dead [May]
30th May 2010
Chris: So I tuned into a porn called "Misty Gets Gangbanged Again and Again" on TV, and I thought something was up when saw that "Misty" looked a lot like my mom. I came to the realization that, not only was "Misty" my mom, but I was watching a live feed from her bedroom.
Andrew: LOL
Chris: :P
Andrew: So what's a happenin'?
Chris: A three-day weekend, that's what.
Andrew: Yeah!
Chris: ^_^
Chris: Hows about you?
Andrew: Playing Red Dead for a change.
Chris: I have no desire to play that game.
Andrew: I have no desire to play with you.
Chris: That's a lie and you know it.
Andrew: Or is it?
Chris: It's not.
Andrew: Perhaps.
Chris: No.
Chris: There's no argument.
Andrew: Because I can't be bothered to argue.
Chris: :P
Chris: That's why I win most of the time.
Andrew: Lies.
Chris: Prove me wrong.
Andrew: No.
Andrew: I died.
Chris: Damnit. That's the third time this month.
Andrew: :(
Andrew: Don't you just hate it when your train gets attacked by rebels?
Chris: I hate nothing more than that.
Chris: So have you seen previews for Jonah Hex?
Andrew: I'm not sure.
Chris: LOL If you had, I would have said, "And did you pay attention to anything besides Megan Fox?" :P
Andrew: I think all i've seen is pics of her.
Chris: :P
Chris: She looks decent in this film.
Andrew: Good?
Chris: I guess. :P
Andrew: My line. :P
Chris: I see. :P
Andrew: The wooly blue curls are purple.
Chris: Say what?
Andrew: Then my horse died.
Chris: OH
Andrew: It's a metaphor. But it really happened.
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: I couldn't remember if you liked that or not.
Chris: I always do. :P
Andrew: Some woman just said "take whatever you want from my chest."
Chris: :)
Chris: Though i'd prefer to take the woman along with the breasts...
Andrew: You drive a hard bargain.
Chris: Don't I always?
Andrew: Sometimes you drive a car.
Chris: Yes, and other times, it's a knife into someone's (insert body part here)
Andrew: Car part?
Chris: ...did I NOT specify body parts?
Andrew: Door?
Chris: -sigh-
Andrew: :)
Chris: :)
Andrew: I'm on a train!
Chris: I'm naked!
Andrew: Yay! So is this gonna be uploaded?
Chris: Of course. :)
Chris: Except for the bad opener. (Which was removed :P)
Andrew: Obviously, we should try and hide secret messages in here or something.
Andrew: Or go... PLEASE COMMENT!
Chris: ...you mean you haven't been?
Andrew: No, I just like saying AIDS.
Chris: I already knew that.
Andrew: I walked into a pig.
Chris: I walked into an elevator shaft.
Andrew: The pig was hanging from the ceiling.
Chris: The elevator shaft was recessed into the wall.
Andrew: Mmmm shotguns.
Chris: Brb fag
Andrew: K
Chris: Back
Andrew: WB
Chris: Ugh. I think I'm gonna lay down for a bit.
Chris: I just got tired.
Chris: BBL
Andrew: Ok. Bye
Chris: So I tuned into a porn called "Misty Gets Gangbanged Again and Again" on TV, and I thought something was up when saw that "Misty" looked a lot like my mom. I came to the realization that, not only was "Misty" my mom, but I was watching a live feed from her bedroom.
Andrew: LOL
Chris: :P
Andrew: So what's a happenin'?
Chris: A three-day weekend, that's what.
Andrew: Yeah!
Chris: ^_^
Chris: Hows about you?
Andrew: Playing Red Dead for a change.
Chris: I have no desire to play that game.
Andrew: I have no desire to play with you.
Chris: That's a lie and you know it.
Andrew: Or is it?
Chris: It's not.
Andrew: Perhaps.
Chris: No.
Chris: There's no argument.
Andrew: Because I can't be bothered to argue.
Chris: :P
Chris: That's why I win most of the time.
Andrew: Lies.
Chris: Prove me wrong.
Andrew: No.
Andrew: I died.
Chris: Damnit. That's the third time this month.
Andrew: :(
Andrew: Don't you just hate it when your train gets attacked by rebels?
Chris: I hate nothing more than that.
Chris: So have you seen previews for Jonah Hex?
Andrew: I'm not sure.
Chris: LOL If you had, I would have said, "And did you pay attention to anything besides Megan Fox?" :P
Andrew: I think all i've seen is pics of her.
Chris: :P
Chris: She looks decent in this film.
Andrew: Good?
Chris: I guess. :P
Andrew: My line. :P
Chris: I see. :P
Andrew: The wooly blue curls are purple.
Chris: Say what?
Andrew: Then my horse died.
Chris: OH
Andrew: It's a metaphor. But it really happened.
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: I couldn't remember if you liked that or not.
Chris: I always do. :P
Andrew: Some woman just said "take whatever you want from my chest."
Chris: :)
Chris: Though i'd prefer to take the woman along with the breasts...
Andrew: You drive a hard bargain.
Chris: Don't I always?
Andrew: Sometimes you drive a car.
Chris: Yes, and other times, it's a knife into someone's (insert body part here)
Andrew: Car part?
Chris: ...did I NOT specify body parts?
Andrew: Door?
Chris: -sigh-
Andrew: :)
Chris: :)
Andrew: I'm on a train!
Chris: I'm naked!
Andrew: Yay! So is this gonna be uploaded?
Chris: Of course. :)
Chris: Except for the bad opener. (Which was removed :P)
Andrew: Obviously, we should try and hide secret messages in here or something.
Andrew: Or go... PLEASE COMMENT!
Chris: ...you mean you haven't been?
Andrew: No, I just like saying AIDS.
Chris: I already knew that.
Andrew: I walked into a pig.
Chris: I walked into an elevator shaft.
Andrew: The pig was hanging from the ceiling.
Chris: The elevator shaft was recessed into the wall.
Andrew: Mmmm shotguns.
Chris: Brb fag
Andrew: K
Chris: Back
Andrew: WB
Chris: Ugh. I think I'm gonna lay down for a bit.
Chris: I just got tired.
Chris: BBL
Andrew: Ok. Bye
Bewbz and Laundry [May]
29th May 2010
Andrew: Hayley Williams has cool bewbz.
Chris: I don't often look at her bewbz, strangely enough.
Andrew: She showed me them and I said "cool."
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: She showed the rest of the internet as well. :/
Chris: When did this happen?
Andrew: At some point yesteday I think.
Chris: Hm.
Andrew: I only know as it was talked about in a vid on YT.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: I immediatly paused said video and clicked on the link. :P
Chris: What did it take you to?
Andrew: Bewbz. :/
Chris: Were they nice bewbz?
Andrew: I would say so yes. :P
Andrew: As bewbz go.
Chris: :P
Andrew: (Linkage)
Chris: Eeentaresting.
Andrew: Yes. Oh I have two other things to talk about!
Chris: A whole two!?
Andrew: Yes, like the number of bewbz on most females!
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: Why is your name on FB Andrew?
Chris: Because you touch yourself at night.
Andrew: I don't see what that has to do with it.
Chris: It's the same reason why the dinosaurs died.
Andrew: Whats that got to do with you using my name? :P
Chris: Did you forget that I'm also named Andrew?
Andrew: Did you forget that your name is Chris?
Chris: Apparently.
Andrew: There we go then.
Andrew: The was that I think I had a dream involving you last night. I just can't remember what happened in it now.
Chris: Hmmmm.
Andrew: Kinda lame now yes.
Chris: Sorry. Had to go get Gatorade.
Andrew: Fair enough.
Chris: :P
Chris: Fruit punch isn't as interesting as you, though.
Andrew: Fair enough again.
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: Do you have anything to share?
Chris: Not particularly.
Chris: Nothing interesting's happened to me in a while.
Andrew: Oh.
Chris: BRB Laundry
Andrew: Yup.
Chris: Back
Andrew: WB
Chris: OMG
Chris: So I do have an interesting story.
Andrew: :-O
Chris: The lead singer of one of my favorite bands is following me on Twitter.
Andrew: :-O
Andrew: Who?
Chris: John Balicanta.
Andrew: I thought so.
Chris: ?
Andrew: :P
Chris: :P
Chris: Dude, you can monitor when the washing machines and dryers become available online!
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: How awesome is that!
Chris: It's the next best thing to internet porn.
Andrew: Just imagine if you could watch them!
Chris: There was a couple making out in there earlier...
Andrew: A couple of washing machines?
Chris: I wish.
Andrew: :P
Andrew: So I attempted to get to the blog from my phone earlier and got a 404.
Chris: Uh-oh.
Andrew: I just went there then though, its fine.
Chris: Good. You worried me for a second.
Andrew: I started reading the content terms at lunch :P
Chris: :P And at what conclusion did you arrive?
Andrew: It could have been that. :P
Chris: :P
Chris: Cock?
Andrew: No, it could have been removed due to the content. You still haven't uploaded the latest one I sent.
Chris: No I have not.
Chris: I;ve rectified this.
Andrew: ^^
Chris: Mmmmm...nakedness
Andrew: So this means i'll have to sort some more out doesn't it.
Chris: Yes, yes it does.
Andrew: That'll give me something to do at the weekend.
Chris: ^_^
Chris: I can imagine that monday's not a holiday in the UK
Andrew: :-O
Chris: :P
Chris: LOL I poked fun at ASE.
Andrew: :-O
Chris: :P
Chris: Check my post in the "zombies" thread.
Andrew: I first read that like poke in ass.
Andrew: (After looking at the post) I don't get it.
Chris: :P
Chris: You wouldn't.
Andrew: :/
Chris: :P
Chris: Ugh. yet another fad sweeping GT.
Andrew: I take it you mean the zombies thing?
Chris: Yes.
Andrew: Whats it all about so I don't have to read it.
Chris: I have no idea.
Andrew: Oh.
Chris: :P
Andrew: My fad is not posting.
Chris: I love it, Max!
Andrew: Is funny 'cause its true.
Andrew: New Guild. ^^
Chris: Huh?
Andrew: The Guild. New ep.
Chris: Ah. I love "Do you wanna date my avatar."
Andrew: I know.
Chris: I've gotta go.
Andrew: Ok, bye.
Chris: Bye
Andrew: Hayley Williams has cool bewbz.
Chris: I don't often look at her bewbz, strangely enough.
Andrew: She showed me them and I said "cool."
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: She showed the rest of the internet as well. :/
Chris: When did this happen?
Andrew: At some point yesteday I think.
Chris: Hm.
Andrew: I only know as it was talked about in a vid on YT.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: I immediatly paused said video and clicked on the link. :P
Chris: What did it take you to?
Andrew: Bewbz. :/
Chris: Were they nice bewbz?
Andrew: I would say so yes. :P
Andrew: As bewbz go.
Chris: :P
Andrew: (Linkage)
Chris: Eeentaresting.
Andrew: Yes. Oh I have two other things to talk about!
Chris: A whole two!?
Andrew: Yes, like the number of bewbz on most females!
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: Why is your name on FB Andrew?
Chris: Because you touch yourself at night.
Andrew: I don't see what that has to do with it.
Chris: It's the same reason why the dinosaurs died.
Andrew: Whats that got to do with you using my name? :P
Chris: Did you forget that I'm also named Andrew?
Andrew: Did you forget that your name is Chris?
Chris: Apparently.
Andrew: There we go then.
Andrew: The was that I think I had a dream involving you last night. I just can't remember what happened in it now.
Chris: Hmmmm.
Andrew: Kinda lame now yes.
Chris: Sorry. Had to go get Gatorade.
Andrew: Fair enough.
Chris: :P
Chris: Fruit punch isn't as interesting as you, though.
Andrew: Fair enough again.
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: Do you have anything to share?
Chris: Not particularly.
Chris: Nothing interesting's happened to me in a while.
Andrew: Oh.
Chris: BRB Laundry
Andrew: Yup.
Chris: Back
Andrew: WB
Chris: OMG
Chris: So I do have an interesting story.
Andrew: :-O
Chris: The lead singer of one of my favorite bands is following me on Twitter.
Andrew: :-O
Andrew: Who?
Chris: John Balicanta.
Andrew: I thought so.
Chris: ?
Andrew: :P
Chris: :P
Chris: Dude, you can monitor when the washing machines and dryers become available online!
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: How awesome is that!
Chris: It's the next best thing to internet porn.
Andrew: Just imagine if you could watch them!
Chris: There was a couple making out in there earlier...
Andrew: A couple of washing machines?
Chris: I wish.
Andrew: :P
Andrew: So I attempted to get to the blog from my phone earlier and got a 404.
Chris: Uh-oh.
Andrew: I just went there then though, its fine.
Chris: Good. You worried me for a second.
Andrew: I started reading the content terms at lunch :P
Chris: :P And at what conclusion did you arrive?
Andrew: It could have been that. :P
Chris: :P
Chris: Cock?
Andrew: No, it could have been removed due to the content. You still haven't uploaded the latest one I sent.
Chris: No I have not.
Chris: I;ve rectified this.
Andrew: ^^
Chris: Mmmmm...nakedness
Andrew: So this means i'll have to sort some more out doesn't it.
Chris: Yes, yes it does.
Andrew: That'll give me something to do at the weekend.
Chris: ^_^
Chris: I can imagine that monday's not a holiday in the UK
Andrew: :-O
Chris: :P
Chris: LOL I poked fun at ASE.
Andrew: :-O
Chris: :P
Chris: Check my post in the "zombies" thread.
Andrew: I first read that like poke in ass.
Andrew: (After looking at the post) I don't get it.
Chris: :P
Chris: You wouldn't.
Andrew: :/
Chris: :P
Chris: Ugh. yet another fad sweeping GT.
Andrew: I take it you mean the zombies thing?
Chris: Yes.
Andrew: Whats it all about so I don't have to read it.
Chris: I have no idea.
Andrew: Oh.
Chris: :P
Andrew: My fad is not posting.
Chris: I love it, Max!
Andrew: Is funny 'cause its true.
Andrew: New Guild. ^^
Chris: Huh?
Andrew: The Guild. New ep.
Chris: Ah. I love "Do you wanna date my avatar."
Andrew: I know.
Chris: I've gotta go.
Andrew: Ok, bye.
Chris: Bye
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