Cougars and Teaching [June]

1st June 2010

Chris: My grandmother, who has hallitosis, got mugged the other day, so to make her feel safe, I got her some pepper spray.

Andrew: Yay?

Chris: when she sent me to get breath spraying and hairspray. Unfortunately, the bottles looked similar and the labels fell off...

Andrew: :/

Chris: Fucking touch screen keyboard and predictive text.

Andrew: I've started using my graphics pad for a mouse again. But least I still get a keyboard.

Chris: Why?

Andrew: Why not.

Chris: Dunno.

Andrew: Yeah.

Chris: I need a nap. :-(

Andrew: I might do as well, but i'll see what happens.

Chris: Isn't it 5pm there?

Andrew: Yep.

Chris: Hmmmm.

Andrew: I just got attacked by a bear!

Chris: Did you make bear sandwiches?
Chris: Mmmmm...bear sandwiches.

Andrew: No, I shot it.

Chris: Damn.

Andrew: Then I got killed by a cougar.

Chris: Those women are vicious.

Andrew: Tell me about it. I had to put bait down to attract some, then rawrrrrr death.

Chris: This is why manicures and stiletto heels should be illegal.

Andrew: :P

Chris: I'll take that as an lol.
Chris: So my chances of moving to England are getting better.

Andrew: It was more or less a lol and how so?

Chris: My teaching license might actually hold water over there.

Andrew: Awesomeness!

Chris: :-)
Chris: Apparently, there are American military installations in England.

Andrew: Does that help?

Chris: Yes.
Chris: Military installations mean military families.

Andrew: I don't get it.

Chris: Lol

Andrew: :(

Chris: Military families mean children that need an American education.

Andrew: In America?

Chris: In England.

Andrew: :P

Chris: :-P

Chris: So I got word you might not be straight.

Andrew: From?

Chris: God herself.

Andrew: You wish.

Chris: I do. :-(

Andrew: :P

Chris: :-P
Chris: So I learned something else about strippers today. They don't give refunds.

Andrew: Only STI's.

Chris: -nods-
Chris: That's more of a gift, though.

Andrew: Like a souvenir.

Chris: ^^
Chris: It's one I'm happy to get, especially if it's AIDS

Andrew: Well obviously.

Chris: :)
Chris: So how'd your day go?

Andrew: Pretty well besides the usual lack of sleep. You?

Chris: The same, actually.

Andrew: Cool.

Chris: Mmmmmm. Subway.

Andrew: Subway tramps!

Chris: LOLChris: It's fun to make them do things for a quarter. That's a lot of money to them.

Andrew: I hate to think what things you make them do.

Chris: You wouldn't if you knew what they were! ^^

Andrew: :P

Chris: :P

Andrew: So what you up to now?

Chris: Eating and winding down.

Andrew: So, a couple of weeks ago I downloaded Minutes to Midnight.

Chris: Oh really? What'd you think of it?

Andrew: Eww.

Chris: -nods- Meteora was definitely LPs best work.

Andrew: Theres no edge to it.

Chris: Nope. Well, Given Up was good.

Andrew: I had given up after a couple of songs.

Chris: LOL
Chris: LOL Leave it up to Ireland to propose pay toilets on airplanes.

Andrew: :P
Andrew: Well i'm off, cyas later.

Chris: Laters.