Body Parts and Red Dead [May]

30th May 2010

Chris: So I tuned into a porn called "Misty Gets Gangbanged Again and Again" on TV, and I thought something was up when saw that "Misty" looked a lot like my mom. I came to the realization that, not only was "Misty" my mom, but I was watching a live feed from her bedroom.

Andrew: LOL

Chris: :P

Andrew: So what's a happenin'?

Chris: A three-day weekend, that's what.

Andrew: Yeah!

Chris: ^_^
Chris: Hows about you?

Andrew: Playing Red Dead for a change.

Chris: I have no desire to play that game.

Andrew: I have no desire to play with you.

Chris: That's a lie and you know it.

Andrew: Or is it?

Chris: It's not.

Andrew: Perhaps.

Chris: No.
Chris: There's no argument.

Andrew: Because I can't be bothered to argue.

Chris: :P
Chris: That's why I win most of the time.

Andrew: Lies.

Chris: Prove me wrong.

Andrew: No.
Andrew: I died.

Chris: Damnit. That's the third time this month.

Andrew: :(

Andrew: Don't you just hate it when your train gets attacked by rebels?

Chris: I hate nothing more than that.
Chris: So have you seen previews for Jonah Hex?

Andrew: I'm not sure.

Chris: LOL If you had, I would have said, "And did you pay attention to anything besides Megan Fox?" :P

Andrew: I think all i've seen is pics of her.

Chris: :P
Chris: She looks decent in this film.

Andrew: Good?

Chris: I guess. :P

Andrew: My line. :P

Chris: I see. :P

Andrew: The wooly blue curls are purple.

Chris: Say what?

Andrew: Then my horse died.

Chris: OH

Andrew: It's a metaphor. But it really happened.

Chris: ^_^

Andrew: I couldn't remember if you liked that or not.

Chris: I always do. :P

Andrew: Some woman just said "take whatever you want from my chest."

Chris: :)
Chris: Though i'd prefer to take the woman along with the breasts...

Andrew: You drive a hard bargain.

Chris: Don't I always?

Andrew: Sometimes you drive a car.

Chris: Yes, and other times, it's a knife into someone's (insert body part here)

Andrew: Car part?

Chris: ...did I NOT specify body parts?

Andrew: Door?

Chris: -sigh-

Andrew: :)

Chris: :)

Andrew: I'm on a train!

Chris: I'm naked!

Andrew: Yay! So is this gonna be uploaded?

Chris: Of course. :)
Chris: Except for the bad opener. (Which was removed :P)

Andrew: Obviously, we should try and hide secret messages in here or something.
Andrew: Or go... PLEASE COMMENT!

Chris: ...you mean you haven't been?

Andrew: No, I just like saying AIDS.

Chris: I already knew that.

Andrew: I walked into a pig.

Chris: I walked into an elevator shaft.

Andrew: The pig was hanging from the ceiling.

Chris: The elevator shaft was recessed into the wall.

Andrew: Mmmm shotguns.

Chris: Brb fag

Andrew: K

Chris: Back

Andrew: WB

Chris: Ugh. I think I'm gonna lay down for a bit.
Chris: I just got tired.
Chris: BBL

Andrew: Ok. Bye