Getting Lucky and More Cougars [June]

3rd June 2010

Chris: I went to Subway and hopped behind the counter because all of the employees were busy in the back. A woman came in and asked for a footlong...needless to say, I went to jail.

Andrew: I went to a popular supermarket over here after I had finished work. I was still in my work clothes and some old woman asked if I on duty.
Andrew: Needless to say, I wasn't.
Andrew: I'm gonna BBL, I have to do a couple of things which I would have done already if I hadn't dozed off.

Chris: Okay. Later

Andrew: This monitor is showing a Blu-Ray image witch is displayed in 1080p high definition.
Andrew: I actually saw that today.

Chris: Really?

Andrew: Yes.
Andrew: I should have taken a picture of it.
Andrew: I have also seen "No job to small" on the back of a van.

Chris: LOL!

Andrew: So I have a minor situation to briefly talk about.

Chris: Do tell.

Andrew: When I was walking out of the shop where I had seen said message, the girl at the checkout said "cya later". I totally missed a chance at some flirtage there. I could have said "not if I see you first," or "only if I'm lucky." Or maybe something like "oh really? (with a cheeky wink)". But all I came out with was "bye."

Chris: Anything you typed to me In the last two minutes will ahve to be resent.

Andrew: When I was walking out of the shop where I had seen said message, the girl at the checkout said "cya later". I totally missed a chance at some flirtage there. I could have said "not if I see you first," or "only if I'm lucky." Or maybe something like "oh really? (with a cheeky wink)". But all I came out with was "bye."

Chris: LOL!

Andrew: Bad times.
Andrew: So how are you?

Chris: Well. I just finished enjoying a bag of BBQ ranch kettle chips.

Andrew: Nice.

Chris: Indeed.

Andrew: Well, whats next?

Chris: Oatmeal raisin cookie.

Andrew: I thought I saw a fox then, but it turned out to be a horse in the distance.
Andrew: I just received an email from Windows Live. Probably someone else saying "I've got some new panties, wanna see?"

Chris: And, of course, you'll click.

Andrew: I only did for the first one, as I thought it was from you.

Chris: Sorry. No pictures of me in my underwear online...yet.

Andrew: :P

Chris: :P

Andrew: I don't plan to be the first person to see one when you do.

Chris: Not that you know of.

Andrew: Stupid cougar came out of no where and attacked me again!
Andrew: Bitch!

Chris: Damnit! Did she slip you a roofie?

Andrew: No, there was an offer of motor boating.

Chris: ...and you didn't take it...why?

Andrew: The motor boating was a lie!

Chris: It usually is. :(

Andrew: Yes.

Chris: They just want to talk about feelings.

Andrew: Seriously, enough with the cougars!

Chris: Best headline ever: McDonald's in France serves up young gay love.

Andrew: :-O
Andrew: I wonder what it tasted like.

Chris: A Big Mac?

Andrew: Oh.

Chris: -shrugs-

Andrew: Is there some kind of Kenneth invasion on PB at the moment?

Chris: It appears so.

Andrew: Shame.
Andrew: I posted in your Spongebob thread and it died.

Chris: Sorry. Had to take care of a potential business transaction.

Andrew: Ok.

Chris: :P
Chris: Eh, it's okay.
Chris: I wasn't particularly attached to it anyway.

Andrew: Thought so.

Chris: :P

Andrew: So how many people have you told about the blog yet?

Chris: What's 0 + 0?

Andrew: 8?

Chris: Damn.

Andrew: :/

Chris: Well, it's naptime.

Andrew: Have fun.

Chris: I always do.