Cannibalism and Behind the Scenes [June]

5th June 2010

Chris: So I've decided that you're a liar.

Andrew: Why?

Chris: Remember how you said you sent the chats?

Andrew: Yes.

Chris: You didn't.

Andrew: Really? Oh.

Chris: :P

Andrew: It says I sent it.

Chris: Gmail says you didn't. :P

Andrew: Forwarded.

Chris: Ah, damnit.

Andrew: Did you just find it? :P

Chris: Hotmail didn't forward it to Gmail.

Andrew: Boom.

Chris: Just send the chats to [email] from now on.

Andrew: So its all the latest ones. After that, other than this current one, there will
only be old ones.

Chris: Sweet. We can do "Retro" specials.

Andrew: There were a few I missed out as they were rubbish.

Chris: -nods- Good.

Andrew: So we are at least in a decent position now.

Chris: ^_^
Chris: Doggie style?

Andrew: :P
Andrew: Now just to drum up some excitement for it. So I need it in my sig ready for tomorrow.

Chris: Hurrah!

Andrew: Should I copy yours?

Chris: -shrugs- It would be easy.

Andrew: I was thinking of adding something like "Immaturity awaits."

Chris: DO IT.

Andrew: :P
Andrew: Did I even spell it correctly?

Chris: Yes.
Chris: So sayeth the spell check.
Chris: Added.

Andrew: GIVE ME YOUR SIG CODE!

Chris: What's the magic word?

Andrew: NOW!

Chris: :)
Chris: [Boring code rubbish]
Chris: There you go.

Andrew: That link doesn't work, this explains the 404 error.

Chris: -laughs- You can't click on it in here.

Andrew: I meant the actual link. :P
Andrew: Someone I showed yesterday said it didn't work either. This all makes sense now.
Andrew: It should be http://sothisislaughter.blogspot.com/

Chris: Yes, it should. I was rectifying this error as we spoke.
Chris: [Re-edited but equally boring code]

Andrew: That wouldn't have helped. :P

Chris: :P
Chris: Why not?

Andrew: Because anyone who attempted to look wouldn't have been able to.

Chris: Ah.

Andrew: Because of course, that's the problem.

Chris: :P
Chris: Of course.

Andrew: So. Said person that I was talking to, suggested we talk about new items.
Andrew: Which I think we had thought of before.

Chris: All new convos posted.
Chris: New items? Like what?

Andrew: News* :/

Chris: News bores me.

Andrew: Well new items then, like future inventions!

Chris: Hmmmm...what would the most useful invention ever be?

Andrew: Already invented?

Chris: LOL IRL
Chris: Oh, so I got a UStream channel.

Andrew: Its an easy answer.

Chris: Okay, so what is a useful invention that hasn't been invented yet?

Andrew: I thought it was one that had been invented!

Chris: Let me rephrase the question.
Chris: What invention do you think would be useful, but hasn't been invented yet?

Andrew: Hmm.
Andrew: Some sort of teleportation device would be useful.

Chris: -nods-
Chris: What about one that would be like a portal so you could pee wherever you wanted and still have it go into your toilet?

Andrew: Yes, which is a bit like the thing in that Family Guy episode. The difference in that being that it is sent to an alternate dimension.

Chris: Or like the Simpsons. :P

Andrew: I think that's the universe where Religion or maybe just Christianity never existed.

Chris: LOL

Andrew: So it didn't inhibit scientific advance.

Chris: -nods-
Chris: So your friend wants us to talk about news?

Andrew: Not exactly, it was merely a suggestion of something to talk about. As I said we needed ideas.

Chris: Ah.
Chris: I found an interesting news story.

Andrew: At least for the original idea we did, so jokes could occur.

Chris: :P

Andrew: Seeing as that was the whole intention in the first place.

Chris: So there's this guy who was driving in upstate New York and went off the road because he swerved to avoid a deer.
Chris: Can you guess what he survived on?
Chris: Oh, and they found him 4 days later.

Andrew: His dead passenger?

Chris: No passengers.

Andrew: His own leg?

Chris: That's kinda creepy. I was just thinking that.

Andrew: Did he crash into someone after avoiding the deer?

Chris: No.

Andrew: Drinking his own pee?

Chris: He drank SOMETHING.

Andrew: Jizz?

Chris: You wish.

Andrew: Quite the opposite infact, though that would be amusing.
Andrew: I have no idea then. What?

Chris: Swamp water.

Andrew: Why?

Chris: ...he crashed into a swamp?
Chris: It's not like there was a soda machine. :P

Andrew: Then I fear my image of America has been highly influenced by hollywood.

Chris: -nods-
Chris: BRB laundry

Andrew: I am off now anyway, cya later.