Flight of the Conchords and Kevin Bacon [June]

7th & 8th June 2010

Chris: Hello, my sexy man.

Andrew: Hello good sir.

Chris: How goes it?

Andrew: I am er normal I guess. What about you?

Chris: I am er normal too.

Andrew: That's good then.

Chris: Indeed.

Andrew: This could make for ground breaking blog action.

Chris: I suppose so. I'm tired.

Andrew: Was it really worth starting a convo then?

Chris: Well, I'm not going to sleep.

Andrew: Ahh.

Chris: Indeed.
Chris: So I finally got AIDS.

Andrew: That would explain the tiredness.

Chris: Actually, it doesn't, because I found out that it was just HIV with AIDS written on the box.
Chris: I returned it.

Andrew: Yeah, lets be honest, you want the real deal don't you.

Chris: I do.
Chris: Accept no substitutes.

Andrew: So it appears my character in Skate 3 is only allowed to look like Kevin Bacon.

Chris: Perhaps it would be better if it looked like Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man.

Andrew: Maybe so, or I should just change to a female one.

Chris: -nods-

Andrew: It's so very limited, practically the same as Skate 2. :/

Chris: I've never played THPS

Andrew: This is Skate, not a Tony Hawks game.

Chris: Oh.

Andrew: The create a skater on those was better.
Andrew: It disappoints me.

Chris: I'm sorry.

Andrew: It's not your fault.

Chris: It should be.

Andrew: I'm not sure why I even try to make them look good.

Chris: None of them could look as good as you.

Andrew: They don't even get the chance to look anything like me!

Chris: :(

Andrew: So what are you up to?

Chris: What am I usually doing?

Andrew: Paragliding?

Chris: You know it

Andrew: I can only assume you mean touching yourself.

Chris: -nods-
Chris: Actually, I was adjusting myself as you said that.

Andrew: Weird.


Chris: LOL

Andrew: Her son is called Heirzeus!

Chris: Whose?

Andrew: The woman in this film.
Andrew: Though I'm led to believe the spelling is infact Jesus!
Andrew: He threw meat and laughed!

Chris: LOL!
Chris: Exactly WJWD.

Andrew: ?

Chris: What Jesus Would Do.

Andrew: It was actually someone else that did that.
Andrew: I think WWJD should be a permanent feature.

Chris: Perhaps.

Andrew: Our one and only fan likes the opening jokes though.
Andrew: We are like FotC!

Chris: Yay!
Chris: Tell her/him to spread the word!

Andrew: Perhaps I shall, like right now!

Chris: Sweet!

Andrew: Then it will form a strange moment for them when they read this!

Chris: LOL I can imagine it will.

Andrew: They will know who they are. Or maybe by time this is uploaded, various people will! :P
Andrew: They might even know who you are!

Chris: Hurrah!

Andrew: Is it done.

Chris: THUNDERCLAP

Andrew: I could probably find some other people that might like it, though I can't decide if I want to put it on FB or not.
Andrew: I hate the Thunderclap, it makes so much noise when you walk.

Chris: LOL
Chris: Yes, yes it does.

Andrew: Big LOLs = success.

Chris: :)

Andrew: These men all have moustaches. Is that what makes a true man?

Chris: Well, I have one (as part of my beard), so yes.

Andrew: That makes you more of a man.

Chris: I know. ^^

Andrew: So, I think I'm a bit like Dave from FotC [Flight of the Concords].

Chris: Dave...which one is he?

Andrew: The guy who has the pawn shop.

Chris: OHHHHHHH

Andrew: *The penny drops*

Chris: LOL I found out that the guy who hosted the MTV Movie Awards played the fruit vendor in the episode that featured "Mutha'uckas."
Chris: The racist one. LOL

Andrew: Yeah, I've seen him in Scrubs as well.

Chris: Oh yeah! I stopped watching after Elliot left Keith at the altar.

Andrew: Elliot. $$

Chris: She is quite attractive.

Andrew: She also has awesome hair.
Andrew: I can't remember what I was going to say about Dave.

Chris: LOL You think you're like Dave?

Andrew: A little, but only because of something the guy that plays him said in an interview.

Chris: What did he say?

Andrew: That is what I can't remember!
Andrew: Something like, he acts cool whereas in fact he is slightly in awe of these guys.

Chris: LOL I would be too.

Andrew: I take it you get the comparison?

Chris: I do.

Andrew: Mystique... :P

Chris: :P

Andrew: So I don't get how it can work the other way around.

Chris: -shrugs-

Andrew: I shouldn't dwell on these things.

Chris: Probably not.

Andrew: Or just stop considering some people higher or lower in terms of whether they would like me. :P

Chris: True, true.
Chris: See, when we do end up living together, I think it'll be like FotC.

Andrew: Just not as well written.

Chris: True.

Andrew: I hope it will last more than two series' as well.

Chris: -nods-

Andrew: But my anecdotes could become songs.

Chris: Hooray!

Andrew: Lee Van Cleef smoking a pipe. Piercing stare, but with an air of intellect.

Chris: I like it.

Andrew: We can get large comfy chairs and sit about smoking pipes. (Only I will pretend or have a bubble pipe)

Chris: LOL

Andrew: A naked woman bathing!

Chris: :P

Andrew: The barman looks like Randy from My name is Earl.
Andrew: Dude, he unrolled a blanket on the side of his horse and had like 4 rifles there!

Chris: O.O

Andrew: He then selected one and proceeded to shoot the buck tooth guy who was riding away.

Chris: Any cougar attacks?

Andrew: Not yet. Just some old school Clint western action.

Chris: Well, I gotta go.
Chris: Peace, dude.

Andrew: Cya later.