6th June 2010
Andrew: I have returned!
Chris: Damn! I'd just gotten back from the hardware store with some cyanide.
Andrew: Since when can you buy cyanide in hardware stores?
Chris: Did I say hardware store? I meant black market.
Andrew: Fair enough, I would expect there to be at least one hardware stall at the black market.
Chris: There is.
Chris: But "hardware" usually consists of acetylene welding torches, barbed wire, and plutonium.
Andrew: Weapons grade plutonium?
Chris: Nothing but.
Andrew: 'Cause that's the stuff you want.
Chris: -nods- Can't make weapons out of non-weapons grade.
Andrew: I think that is kinda obvious.
Chris: I mean, you could, because plutonium is pretty nasty, but anything worthwhile has to have weapons-grade.
Andrew: Back. >.<
Chris: BRB
Chris: Fag
Andrew: Ok.
Chris: Back fag
Andrew: WB
Chris: Thanks.
Chris: So what are your plans for tomorrow?
Andrew: BBQ
Chris: Nice!
Chris: Happy almost birthday, BTW
Chris: :)
Chris: I'll make your birthday thread in two hours when it's actually midnight in the UK. :P
Chris: HOLY CHIZZ
Andrew: You mean like now?
Andrew: Its been Sunday for about 40 minutes.
Chris: So I came to realize.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Oh and thank you. :P
Chris: But birthday thread = made. :)
Andrew: I'll wait for the +1s before replying.
Andrew: I had my monitor switched off, which was why I wasn't prompt in replying here.
Andrew: BRB
Andrew: Back.
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: So found anything else to talk about for LOLage?
Andrew: Yay, random people did honour my b-day!
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: Plus as its now 1am I am officially 25!
Andrew: Ugh.
Chris: Hurrah!
Chris: BRB
Andrew: K.
Chris: Back
Andrew: Hey!
Chris: :P
Andrew: Well.
Andrew: His jacket had an erection. :O
Chris: Whose jacket?
Andrew: John Marston's.
Andrew: And again it would appear.
Chris: I see.
Chris: I have no idea who that is.
Andrew: From Red Dead Redemption.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: It goes straight through his middle and out infront.
Chris: O.O
Andrew: I know.
Andrew: This is going well.
Chris: Indeed. Sorry for the lack of convo. I'm fuming.
Andrew: I'm playing RDR, so I can hardly comment. What are you fuming about?
Chris: People's sudden loss of humanity and compassion when it comes to BP execs.
Andrew: Ah. Yeah I can imagine they might get like that.
Chris: It's not like they did it on purpose.
Andrew: Quite. The fact that it was an experimental one.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: It would have been a great success if this hadn't happened.
Andrew: Unfortunately this isn't something that's funny.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Clearly the inhumanity isn't either if its got you fuming.
Chris: -nods- I'm not fuming about the oil spill because, while it's a disaster, BP -is- actually heading the cleanup effort and taking responsibility for it.
Andrew: As usual, its easy to judge and something we are all guilty of.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Those are my wise words of the day.
Chris: :)
Chris: You're getting wise in your advanced age.
Andrew: That is what happens when you get older.
Chris: :P
Chris: I wish to have nacho fingers.
Andrew: Is that when you finger-bang a Mexican?
Chris: Depends on what you mean by fingerbang.
Andrew: There's more than one definition?
Chris: Well, where would this fingerbanging occur?
Andrew: I just meant the act in general.
Chris: Oh
Andrew: What perchance did you mean?
Chris: Wouldn't you like to know? :P
Andrew: That was the intention of my question, being as it was, a question.
Chris: :P
Chris: So guess what my most visited website is?
Andrew: Misty gets gangbanged over and over?
Chris: No.
Chris: Even more than that.
Andrew: Dunno.
Chris: Tvguide.com
Andrew: I see.
Chris: :P
Andrew: An amazing insight into your life there.
Andrew: That dude is crazy for the cannibis.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: So what you up to now?
Chris: Being incredibly bored.
Andrew: Well I shall help that by leaving. Cya later.
Chris: Laters.
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