7th & 8th June 2010
Chris: Hello, my sexy man.
Andrew: Hello good sir.
Chris: How goes it?
Andrew: I am er normal I guess. What about you?
Chris: I am er normal too.
Andrew: That's good then.
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: This could make for ground breaking blog action.
Chris: I suppose so. I'm tired.
Andrew: Was it really worth starting a convo then?
Chris: Well, I'm not going to sleep.
Andrew: Ahh.
Chris: Indeed.
Chris: So I finally got AIDS.
Andrew: That would explain the tiredness.
Chris: Actually, it doesn't, because I found out that it was just HIV with AIDS written on the box.
Chris: I returned it.
Andrew: Yeah, lets be honest, you want the real deal don't you.
Chris: I do.
Chris: Accept no substitutes.
Andrew: So it appears my character in Skate 3 is only allowed to look like Kevin Bacon.
Chris: Perhaps it would be better if it looked like Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man.
Andrew: Maybe so, or I should just change to a female one.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: It's so very limited, practically the same as Skate 2. :/
Chris: I've never played THPS
Andrew: This is Skate, not a Tony Hawks game.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: The create a skater on those was better.
Andrew: It disappoints me.
Chris: I'm sorry.
Andrew: It's not your fault.
Chris: It should be.
Andrew: I'm not sure why I even try to make them look good.
Chris: None of them could look as good as you.
Andrew: They don't even get the chance to look anything like me!
Chris: :(
Andrew: So what are you up to?
Chris: What am I usually doing?
Andrew: Paragliding?
Chris: You know it
Andrew: I can only assume you mean touching yourself.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: Actually, I was adjusting myself as you said that.
Andrew: Weird.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: Her son is called Heirzeus!
Chris: Whose?
Andrew: The woman in this film.
Andrew: Though I'm led to believe the spelling is infact Jesus!
Andrew: He threw meat and laughed!
Chris: LOL!
Chris: Exactly WJWD.
Andrew: ?
Chris: What Jesus Would Do.
Andrew: It was actually someone else that did that.
Andrew: I think WWJD should be a permanent feature.
Chris: Perhaps.
Andrew: Our one and only fan likes the opening jokes though.
Andrew: We are like FotC!
Chris: Yay!
Chris: Tell her/him to spread the word!
Andrew: Perhaps I shall, like right now!
Chris: Sweet!
Andrew: Then it will form a strange moment for them when they read this!
Chris: LOL I can imagine it will.
Andrew: They will know who they are. Or maybe by time this is uploaded, various people will! :P
Andrew: They might even know who you are!
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Is it done.
Chris: THUNDERCLAP
Andrew: I could probably find some other people that might like it, though I can't decide if I want to put it on FB or not.
Andrew: I hate the Thunderclap, it makes so much noise when you walk.
Chris: LOL
Chris: Yes, yes it does.
Andrew: Big LOLs = success.
Chris: :)
Andrew: These men all have moustaches. Is that what makes a true man?
Chris: Well, I have one (as part of my beard), so yes.
Andrew: That makes you more of a man.
Chris: I know. ^^
Andrew: So, I think I'm a bit like Dave from FotC [Flight of the Concords].
Chris: Dave...which one is he?
Andrew: The guy who has the pawn shop.
Chris: OHHHHHHH
Andrew: *The penny drops*
Chris: LOL I found out that the guy who hosted the MTV Movie Awards played the fruit vendor in the episode that featured "Mutha'uckas."
Chris: The racist one. LOL
Andrew: Yeah, I've seen him in Scrubs as well.
Chris: Oh yeah! I stopped watching after Elliot left Keith at the altar.
Andrew: Elliot. $$
Chris: She is quite attractive.
Andrew: She also has awesome hair.
Andrew: I can't remember what I was going to say about Dave.
Chris: LOL You think you're like Dave?
Andrew: A little, but only because of something the guy that plays him said in an interview.
Chris: What did he say?
Andrew: That is what I can't remember!
Andrew: Something like, he acts cool whereas in fact he is slightly in awe of these guys.
Chris: LOL I would be too.
Andrew: I take it you get the comparison?
Chris: I do.
Andrew: Mystique... :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: So I don't get how it can work the other way around.
Chris: -shrugs-
Andrew: I shouldn't dwell on these things.
Chris: Probably not.
Andrew: Or just stop considering some people higher or lower in terms of whether they would like me. :P
Chris: True, true.
Chris: See, when we do end up living together, I think it'll be like FotC.
Andrew: Just not as well written.
Chris: True.
Andrew: I hope it will last more than two series' as well.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: But my anecdotes could become songs.
Chris: Hooray!
Andrew: Lee Van Cleef smoking a pipe. Piercing stare, but with an air of intellect.
Chris: I like it.
Andrew: We can get large comfy chairs and sit about smoking pipes. (Only I will pretend or have a bubble pipe)
Chris: LOL
Andrew: A naked woman bathing!
Chris: :P
Andrew: The barman looks like Randy from My name is Earl.
Andrew: Dude, he unrolled a blanket on the side of his horse and had like 4 rifles there!
Chris: O.O
Andrew: He then selected one and proceeded to shoot the buck tooth guy who was riding away.
Chris: Any cougar attacks?
Andrew: Not yet. Just some old school Clint western action.
Chris: Well, I gotta go.
Chris: Peace, dude.
Andrew: Cya later.
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Happy Birthday, Andrew and Environmentalism to the Extreme! [June]
6th June 2010
Andrew: I have returned!
Chris: Damn! I'd just gotten back from the hardware store with some cyanide.
Andrew: Since when can you buy cyanide in hardware stores?
Chris: Did I say hardware store? I meant black market.
Andrew: Fair enough, I would expect there to be at least one hardware stall at the black market.
Chris: There is.
Chris: But "hardware" usually consists of acetylene welding torches, barbed wire, and plutonium.
Andrew: Weapons grade plutonium?
Chris: Nothing but.
Andrew: 'Cause that's the stuff you want.
Chris: -nods- Can't make weapons out of non-weapons grade.
Andrew: I think that is kinda obvious.
Chris: I mean, you could, because plutonium is pretty nasty, but anything worthwhile has to have weapons-grade.
Andrew: Back. >.<
Chris: BRB
Chris: Fag
Andrew: Ok.
Chris: Back fag
Andrew: WB
Chris: Thanks.
Chris: So what are your plans for tomorrow?
Andrew: BBQ
Chris: Nice!
Chris: Happy almost birthday, BTW
Chris: :)
Chris: I'll make your birthday thread in two hours when it's actually midnight in the UK. :P
Chris: HOLY CHIZZ
Andrew: You mean like now?
Andrew: Its been Sunday for about 40 minutes.
Chris: So I came to realize.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Oh and thank you. :P
Chris: But birthday thread = made. :)
Andrew: I'll wait for the +1s before replying.
Andrew: I had my monitor switched off, which was why I wasn't prompt in replying here.
Andrew: BRB
Andrew: Back.
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: So found anything else to talk about for LOLage?
Andrew: Yay, random people did honour my b-day!
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: Plus as its now 1am I am officially 25!
Andrew: Ugh.
Chris: Hurrah!
Chris: BRB
Andrew: K.
Chris: Back
Andrew: Hey!
Chris: :P
Andrew: Well.
Andrew: His jacket had an erection. :O
Chris: Whose jacket?
Andrew: John Marston's.
Andrew: And again it would appear.
Chris: I see.
Chris: I have no idea who that is.
Andrew: From Red Dead Redemption.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: It goes straight through his middle and out infront.
Chris: O.O
Andrew: I know.
Andrew: This is going well.
Chris: Indeed. Sorry for the lack of convo. I'm fuming.
Andrew: I'm playing RDR, so I can hardly comment. What are you fuming about?
Chris: People's sudden loss of humanity and compassion when it comes to BP execs.
Andrew: Ah. Yeah I can imagine they might get like that.
Chris: It's not like they did it on purpose.
Andrew: Quite. The fact that it was an experimental one.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: It would have been a great success if this hadn't happened.
Andrew: Unfortunately this isn't something that's funny.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Clearly the inhumanity isn't either if its got you fuming.
Chris: -nods- I'm not fuming about the oil spill because, while it's a disaster, BP -is- actually heading the cleanup effort and taking responsibility for it.
Andrew: As usual, its easy to judge and something we are all guilty of.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Those are my wise words of the day.
Chris: :)
Chris: You're getting wise in your advanced age.
Andrew: That is what happens when you get older.
Chris: :P
Chris: I wish to have nacho fingers.
Andrew: Is that when you finger-bang a Mexican?
Chris: Depends on what you mean by fingerbang.
Andrew: There's more than one definition?
Chris: Well, where would this fingerbanging occur?
Andrew: I just meant the act in general.
Chris: Oh
Andrew: What perchance did you mean?
Chris: Wouldn't you like to know? :P
Andrew: That was the intention of my question, being as it was, a question.
Chris: :P
Chris: So guess what my most visited website is?
Andrew: Misty gets gangbanged over and over?
Chris: No.
Chris: Even more than that.
Andrew: Dunno.
Chris: Tvguide.com
Andrew: I see.
Chris: :P
Andrew: An amazing insight into your life there.
Andrew: That dude is crazy for the cannibis.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: So what you up to now?
Chris: Being incredibly bored.
Andrew: Well I shall help that by leaving. Cya later.
Chris: Laters.
Andrew: I have returned!
Chris: Damn! I'd just gotten back from the hardware store with some cyanide.
Andrew: Since when can you buy cyanide in hardware stores?
Chris: Did I say hardware store? I meant black market.
Andrew: Fair enough, I would expect there to be at least one hardware stall at the black market.
Chris: There is.
Chris: But "hardware" usually consists of acetylene welding torches, barbed wire, and plutonium.
Andrew: Weapons grade plutonium?
Chris: Nothing but.
Andrew: 'Cause that's the stuff you want.
Chris: -nods- Can't make weapons out of non-weapons grade.
Andrew: I think that is kinda obvious.
Chris: I mean, you could, because plutonium is pretty nasty, but anything worthwhile has to have weapons-grade.
Andrew: Back. >.<
Chris: BRB
Chris: Fag
Andrew: Ok.
Chris: Back fag
Andrew: WB
Chris: Thanks.
Chris: So what are your plans for tomorrow?
Andrew: BBQ
Chris: Nice!
Chris: Happy almost birthday, BTW
Chris: :)
Chris: I'll make your birthday thread in two hours when it's actually midnight in the UK. :P
Chris: HOLY CHIZZ
Andrew: You mean like now?
Andrew: Its been Sunday for about 40 minutes.
Chris: So I came to realize.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Oh and thank you. :P
Chris: But birthday thread = made. :)
Andrew: I'll wait for the +1s before replying.
Andrew: I had my monitor switched off, which was why I wasn't prompt in replying here.
Andrew: BRB
Andrew: Back.
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: So found anything else to talk about for LOLage?
Andrew: Yay, random people did honour my b-day!
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: Plus as its now 1am I am officially 25!
Andrew: Ugh.
Chris: Hurrah!
Chris: BRB
Andrew: K.
Chris: Back
Andrew: Hey!
Chris: :P
Andrew: Well.
Andrew: His jacket had an erection. :O
Chris: Whose jacket?
Andrew: John Marston's.
Andrew: And again it would appear.
Chris: I see.
Chris: I have no idea who that is.
Andrew: From Red Dead Redemption.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: It goes straight through his middle and out infront.
Chris: O.O
Andrew: I know.
Andrew: This is going well.
Chris: Indeed. Sorry for the lack of convo. I'm fuming.
Andrew: I'm playing RDR, so I can hardly comment. What are you fuming about?
Chris: People's sudden loss of humanity and compassion when it comes to BP execs.
Andrew: Ah. Yeah I can imagine they might get like that.
Chris: It's not like they did it on purpose.
Andrew: Quite. The fact that it was an experimental one.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: It would have been a great success if this hadn't happened.
Andrew: Unfortunately this isn't something that's funny.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Clearly the inhumanity isn't either if its got you fuming.
Chris: -nods- I'm not fuming about the oil spill because, while it's a disaster, BP -is- actually heading the cleanup effort and taking responsibility for it.
Andrew: As usual, its easy to judge and something we are all guilty of.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Those are my wise words of the day.
Chris: :)
Chris: You're getting wise in your advanced age.
Andrew: That is what happens when you get older.
Chris: :P
Chris: I wish to have nacho fingers.
Andrew: Is that when you finger-bang a Mexican?
Chris: Depends on what you mean by fingerbang.
Andrew: There's more than one definition?
Chris: Well, where would this fingerbanging occur?
Andrew: I just meant the act in general.
Chris: Oh
Andrew: What perchance did you mean?
Chris: Wouldn't you like to know? :P
Andrew: That was the intention of my question, being as it was, a question.
Chris: :P
Chris: So guess what my most visited website is?
Andrew: Misty gets gangbanged over and over?
Chris: No.
Chris: Even more than that.
Andrew: Dunno.
Chris: Tvguide.com
Andrew: I see.
Chris: :P
Andrew: An amazing insight into your life there.
Andrew: That dude is crazy for the cannibis.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: So what you up to now?
Chris: Being incredibly bored.
Andrew: Well I shall help that by leaving. Cya later.
Chris: Laters.
Cannibalism and Behind the Scenes [June]
5th June 2010
Chris: So I've decided that you're a liar.
Andrew: Why?
Chris: Remember how you said you sent the chats?
Andrew: Yes.
Chris: You didn't.
Andrew: Really? Oh.
Chris: :P
Andrew: It says I sent it.
Chris: Gmail says you didn't. :P
Andrew: Forwarded.
Chris: Ah, damnit.
Andrew: Did you just find it? :P
Chris: Hotmail didn't forward it to Gmail.
Andrew: Boom.
Chris: Just send the chats to [email] from now on.
Andrew: So its all the latest ones. After that, other than this current one, there will
only be old ones.
Chris: Sweet. We can do "Retro" specials.
Andrew: There were a few I missed out as they were rubbish.
Chris: -nods- Good.
Andrew: So we are at least in a decent position now.
Chris: ^_^
Chris: Doggie style?
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Now just to drum up some excitement for it. So I need it in my sig ready for tomorrow.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Should I copy yours?
Chris: -shrugs- It would be easy.
Andrew: I was thinking of adding something like "Immaturity awaits."
Chris: DO IT.
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Did I even spell it correctly?
Chris: Yes.
Chris: So sayeth the spell check.
Chris: Added.
Andrew: GIVE ME YOUR SIG CODE!
Chris: What's the magic word?
Andrew: NOW!
Chris: :)
Chris: [Boring code rubbish]
Chris: There you go.
Andrew: That link doesn't work, this explains the 404 error.
Chris: -laughs- You can't click on it in here.
Andrew: I meant the actual link. :P
Andrew: Someone I showed yesterday said it didn't work either. This all makes sense now.
Andrew: It should be http://sothisislaughter.blogspot.com/
Chris: Yes, it should. I was rectifying this error as we spoke.
Chris: [Re-edited but equally boring code]
Andrew: That wouldn't have helped. :P
Chris: :P
Chris: Why not?
Andrew: Because anyone who attempted to look wouldn't have been able to.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: Because of course, that's the problem.
Chris: :P
Chris: Of course.
Andrew: So. Said person that I was talking to, suggested we talk about new items.
Andrew: Which I think we had thought of before.
Chris: All new convos posted.
Chris: New items? Like what?
Andrew: News* :/
Chris: News bores me.
Andrew: Well new items then, like future inventions!
Chris: Hmmmm...what would the most useful invention ever be?
Andrew: Already invented?
Chris: LOL IRL
Chris: Oh, so I got a UStream channel.
Andrew: Its an easy answer.
Chris: Okay, so what is a useful invention that hasn't been invented yet?
Andrew: I thought it was one that had been invented!
Chris: Let me rephrase the question.
Chris: What invention do you think would be useful, but hasn't been invented yet?
Andrew: Hmm.
Andrew: Some sort of teleportation device would be useful.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: What about one that would be like a portal so you could pee wherever you wanted and still have it go into your toilet?
Andrew: Yes, which is a bit like the thing in that Family Guy episode. The difference in that being that it is sent to an alternate dimension.
Chris: Or like the Simpsons. :P
Andrew: I think that's the universe where Religion or maybe just Christianity never existed.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: So it didn't inhibit scientific advance.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: So your friend wants us to talk about news?
Andrew: Not exactly, it was merely a suggestion of something to talk about. As I said we needed ideas.
Chris: Ah.
Chris: I found an interesting news story.
Andrew: At least for the original idea we did, so jokes could occur.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Seeing as that was the whole intention in the first place.
Chris: So there's this guy who was driving in upstate New York and went off the road because he swerved to avoid a deer.
Chris: Can you guess what he survived on?
Chris: Oh, and they found him 4 days later.
Andrew: His dead passenger?
Chris: No passengers.
Andrew: His own leg?
Chris: That's kinda creepy. I was just thinking that.
Andrew: Did he crash into someone after avoiding the deer?
Chris: No.
Andrew: Drinking his own pee?
Chris: He drank SOMETHING.
Andrew: Jizz?
Chris: You wish.
Andrew: Quite the opposite infact, though that would be amusing.
Andrew: I have no idea then. What?
Chris: Swamp water.
Andrew: Why?
Chris: ...he crashed into a swamp?
Chris: It's not like there was a soda machine. :P
Andrew: Then I fear my image of America has been highly influenced by hollywood.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: BRB laundry
Andrew: I am off now anyway, cya later.
Chris: So I've decided that you're a liar.
Andrew: Why?
Chris: Remember how you said you sent the chats?
Andrew: Yes.
Chris: You didn't.
Andrew: Really? Oh.
Chris: :P
Andrew: It says I sent it.
Chris: Gmail says you didn't. :P
Andrew: Forwarded.
Chris: Ah, damnit.
Andrew: Did you just find it? :P
Chris: Hotmail didn't forward it to Gmail.
Andrew: Boom.
Chris: Just send the chats to [email] from now on.
Andrew: So its all the latest ones. After that, other than this current one, there will
only be old ones.
Chris: Sweet. We can do "Retro" specials.
Andrew: There were a few I missed out as they were rubbish.
Chris: -nods- Good.
Andrew: So we are at least in a decent position now.
Chris: ^_^
Chris: Doggie style?
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Now just to drum up some excitement for it. So I need it in my sig ready for tomorrow.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Should I copy yours?
Chris: -shrugs- It would be easy.
Andrew: I was thinking of adding something like "Immaturity awaits."
Chris: DO IT.
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Did I even spell it correctly?
Chris: Yes.
Chris: So sayeth the spell check.
Chris: Added.
Andrew: GIVE ME YOUR SIG CODE!
Chris: What's the magic word?
Andrew: NOW!
Chris: :)
Chris: [Boring code rubbish]
Chris: There you go.
Andrew: That link doesn't work, this explains the 404 error.
Chris: -laughs- You can't click on it in here.
Andrew: I meant the actual link. :P
Andrew: Someone I showed yesterday said it didn't work either. This all makes sense now.
Andrew: It should be http://sothisislaughter.blogspot.com/
Chris: Yes, it should. I was rectifying this error as we spoke.
Chris: [Re-edited but equally boring code]
Andrew: That wouldn't have helped. :P
Chris: :P
Chris: Why not?
Andrew: Because anyone who attempted to look wouldn't have been able to.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: Because of course, that's the problem.
Chris: :P
Chris: Of course.
Andrew: So. Said person that I was talking to, suggested we talk about new items.
Andrew: Which I think we had thought of before.
Chris: All new convos posted.
Chris: New items? Like what?
Andrew: News* :/
Chris: News bores me.
Andrew: Well new items then, like future inventions!
Chris: Hmmmm...what would the most useful invention ever be?
Andrew: Already invented?
Chris: LOL IRL
Chris: Oh, so I got a UStream channel.
Andrew: Its an easy answer.
Chris: Okay, so what is a useful invention that hasn't been invented yet?
Andrew: I thought it was one that had been invented!
Chris: Let me rephrase the question.
Chris: What invention do you think would be useful, but hasn't been invented yet?
Andrew: Hmm.
Andrew: Some sort of teleportation device would be useful.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: What about one that would be like a portal so you could pee wherever you wanted and still have it go into your toilet?
Andrew: Yes, which is a bit like the thing in that Family Guy episode. The difference in that being that it is sent to an alternate dimension.
Chris: Or like the Simpsons. :P
Andrew: I think that's the universe where Religion or maybe just Christianity never existed.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: So it didn't inhibit scientific advance.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: So your friend wants us to talk about news?
Andrew: Not exactly, it was merely a suggestion of something to talk about. As I said we needed ideas.
Chris: Ah.
Chris: I found an interesting news story.
Andrew: At least for the original idea we did, so jokes could occur.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Seeing as that was the whole intention in the first place.
Chris: So there's this guy who was driving in upstate New York and went off the road because he swerved to avoid a deer.
Chris: Can you guess what he survived on?
Chris: Oh, and they found him 4 days later.
Andrew: His dead passenger?
Chris: No passengers.
Andrew: His own leg?
Chris: That's kinda creepy. I was just thinking that.
Andrew: Did he crash into someone after avoiding the deer?
Chris: No.
Andrew: Drinking his own pee?
Chris: He drank SOMETHING.
Andrew: Jizz?
Chris: You wish.
Andrew: Quite the opposite infact, though that would be amusing.
Andrew: I have no idea then. What?
Chris: Swamp water.
Andrew: Why?
Chris: ...he crashed into a swamp?
Chris: It's not like there was a soda machine. :P
Andrew: Then I fear my image of America has been highly influenced by hollywood.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: BRB laundry
Andrew: I am off now anyway, cya later.
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