Sunday, July 4, 2010

Flight of the Conchords and Kevin Bacon [June]

7th & 8th June 2010

Chris: Hello, my sexy man.

Andrew: Hello good sir.

Chris: How goes it?

Andrew: I am er normal I guess. What about you?

Chris: I am er normal too.

Andrew: That's good then.

Chris: Indeed.

Andrew: This could make for ground breaking blog action.

Chris: I suppose so. I'm tired.

Andrew: Was it really worth starting a convo then?

Chris: Well, I'm not going to sleep.

Andrew: Ahh.

Chris: Indeed.
Chris: So I finally got AIDS.

Andrew: That would explain the tiredness.

Chris: Actually, it doesn't, because I found out that it was just HIV with AIDS written on the box.
Chris: I returned it.

Andrew: Yeah, lets be honest, you want the real deal don't you.

Chris: I do.
Chris: Accept no substitutes.

Andrew: So it appears my character in Skate 3 is only allowed to look like Kevin Bacon.

Chris: Perhaps it would be better if it looked like Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man.

Andrew: Maybe so, or I should just change to a female one.

Chris: -nods-

Andrew: It's so very limited, practically the same as Skate 2. :/

Chris: I've never played THPS

Andrew: This is Skate, not a Tony Hawks game.

Chris: Oh.

Andrew: The create a skater on those was better.
Andrew: It disappoints me.

Chris: I'm sorry.

Andrew: It's not your fault.

Chris: It should be.

Andrew: I'm not sure why I even try to make them look good.

Chris: None of them could look as good as you.

Andrew: They don't even get the chance to look anything like me!

Chris: :(

Andrew: So what are you up to?

Chris: What am I usually doing?

Andrew: Paragliding?

Chris: You know it

Andrew: I can only assume you mean touching yourself.

Chris: -nods-
Chris: Actually, I was adjusting myself as you said that.

Andrew: Weird.


Chris: LOL

Andrew: Her son is called Heirzeus!

Chris: Whose?

Andrew: The woman in this film.
Andrew: Though I'm led to believe the spelling is infact Jesus!
Andrew: He threw meat and laughed!

Chris: LOL!
Chris: Exactly WJWD.

Andrew: ?

Chris: What Jesus Would Do.

Andrew: It was actually someone else that did that.
Andrew: I think WWJD should be a permanent feature.

Chris: Perhaps.

Andrew: Our one and only fan likes the opening jokes though.
Andrew: We are like FotC!

Chris: Yay!
Chris: Tell her/him to spread the word!

Andrew: Perhaps I shall, like right now!

Chris: Sweet!

Andrew: Then it will form a strange moment for them when they read this!

Chris: LOL I can imagine it will.

Andrew: They will know who they are. Or maybe by time this is uploaded, various people will! :P
Andrew: They might even know who you are!

Chris: Hurrah!

Andrew: Is it done.

Chris: THUNDERCLAP

Andrew: I could probably find some other people that might like it, though I can't decide if I want to put it on FB or not.
Andrew: I hate the Thunderclap, it makes so much noise when you walk.

Chris: LOL
Chris: Yes, yes it does.

Andrew: Big LOLs = success.

Chris: :)

Andrew: These men all have moustaches. Is that what makes a true man?

Chris: Well, I have one (as part of my beard), so yes.

Andrew: That makes you more of a man.

Chris: I know. ^^

Andrew: So, I think I'm a bit like Dave from FotC [Flight of the Concords].

Chris: Dave...which one is he?

Andrew: The guy who has the pawn shop.

Chris: OHHHHHHH

Andrew: *The penny drops*

Chris: LOL I found out that the guy who hosted the MTV Movie Awards played the fruit vendor in the episode that featured "Mutha'uckas."
Chris: The racist one. LOL

Andrew: Yeah, I've seen him in Scrubs as well.

Chris: Oh yeah! I stopped watching after Elliot left Keith at the altar.

Andrew: Elliot. $$

Chris: She is quite attractive.

Andrew: She also has awesome hair.
Andrew: I can't remember what I was going to say about Dave.

Chris: LOL You think you're like Dave?

Andrew: A little, but only because of something the guy that plays him said in an interview.

Chris: What did he say?

Andrew: That is what I can't remember!
Andrew: Something like, he acts cool whereas in fact he is slightly in awe of these guys.

Chris: LOL I would be too.

Andrew: I take it you get the comparison?

Chris: I do.

Andrew: Mystique... :P

Chris: :P

Andrew: So I don't get how it can work the other way around.

Chris: -shrugs-

Andrew: I shouldn't dwell on these things.

Chris: Probably not.

Andrew: Or just stop considering some people higher or lower in terms of whether they would like me. :P

Chris: True, true.
Chris: See, when we do end up living together, I think it'll be like FotC.

Andrew: Just not as well written.

Chris: True.

Andrew: I hope it will last more than two series' as well.

Chris: -nods-

Andrew: But my anecdotes could become songs.

Chris: Hooray!

Andrew: Lee Van Cleef smoking a pipe. Piercing stare, but with an air of intellect.

Chris: I like it.

Andrew: We can get large comfy chairs and sit about smoking pipes. (Only I will pretend or have a bubble pipe)

Chris: LOL

Andrew: A naked woman bathing!

Chris: :P

Andrew: The barman looks like Randy from My name is Earl.
Andrew: Dude, he unrolled a blanket on the side of his horse and had like 4 rifles there!

Chris: O.O

Andrew: He then selected one and proceeded to shoot the buck tooth guy who was riding away.

Chris: Any cougar attacks?

Andrew: Not yet. Just some old school Clint western action.

Chris: Well, I gotta go.
Chris: Peace, dude.

Andrew: Cya later.

Happy Birthday, Andrew and Environmentalism to the Extreme! [June]

6th June 2010

Andrew: I have returned!

Chris: Damn! I'd just gotten back from the hardware store with some cyanide.

Andrew: Since when can you buy cyanide in hardware stores?

Chris: Did I say hardware store? I meant black market.

Andrew: Fair enough, I would expect there to be at least one hardware stall at the black market.

Chris: There is.
Chris: But "hardware" usually consists of acetylene welding torches, barbed wire, and plutonium.

Andrew: Weapons grade plutonium?

Chris: Nothing but.

Andrew: 'Cause that's the stuff you want.

Chris: -nods- Can't make weapons out of non-weapons grade.

Andrew: I think that is kinda obvious.

Chris: I mean, you could, because plutonium is pretty nasty, but anything worthwhile has to have weapons-grade.

Andrew: Back. >.<

Chris: BRB
Chris: Fag

Andrew: Ok.

Chris: Back fag

Andrew: WB

Chris: Thanks.
Chris: So what are your plans for tomorrow?

Andrew: BBQ

Chris: Nice!
Chris: Happy almost birthday, BTW
Chris: :)
Chris: I'll make your birthday thread in two hours when it's actually midnight in the UK. :P
Chris: HOLY CHIZZ

Andrew: You mean like now?
Andrew: Its been Sunday for about 40 minutes.

Chris: So I came to realize.
Chris: :P

Andrew: Oh and thank you. :P

Chris: But birthday thread = made. :)

Andrew: I'll wait for the +1s before replying.
Andrew: I had my monitor switched off, which was why I wasn't prompt in replying here.
Andrew: BRB
Andrew: Back.

Chris: Yay!

Andrew: So found anything else to talk about for LOLage?
Andrew: Yay, random people did honour my b-day!

Chris: Yay!

Andrew: Plus as its now 1am I am officially 25!
Andrew: Ugh.

Chris: Hurrah!
Chris: BRB

Andrew: K.

Chris: Back

Andrew: Hey!

Chris: :P

Andrew: Well.
Andrew: His jacket had an erection. :O

Chris: Whose jacket?

Andrew: John Marston's.

Andrew: And again it would appear.

Chris: I see.
Chris: I have no idea who that is.

Andrew: From Red Dead Redemption.

Chris: Ah

Andrew: It goes straight through his middle and out infront.

Chris: O.O

Andrew: I know.
Andrew: This is going well.

Chris: Indeed. Sorry for the lack of convo. I'm fuming.

Andrew: I'm playing RDR, so I can hardly comment. What are you fuming about?

Chris: People's sudden loss of humanity and compassion when it comes to BP execs.

Andrew: Ah. Yeah I can imagine they might get like that.

Chris: It's not like they did it on purpose.

Andrew: Quite. The fact that it was an experimental one.

Chris: -nods-

Andrew: It would have been a great success if this hadn't happened.
Andrew: Unfortunately this isn't something that's funny.

Chris: :P

Andrew: Clearly the inhumanity isn't either if its got you fuming.
Chris: -nods- I'm not fuming about the oil spill because, while it's a disaster, BP -is- actually heading the cleanup effort and taking responsibility for it.

Andrew: As usual, its easy to judge and something we are all guilty of.

Chris: -nods-

Andrew: Those are my wise words of the day.

Chris: :)
Chris: You're getting wise in your advanced age.

Andrew: That is what happens when you get older.

Chris: :P
Chris: I wish to have nacho fingers.

Andrew: Is that when you finger-bang a Mexican?

Chris: Depends on what you mean by fingerbang.

Andrew: There's more than one definition?

Chris: Well, where would this fingerbanging occur?

Andrew: I just meant the act in general.

Chris: Oh

Andrew: What perchance did you mean?

Chris: Wouldn't you like to know? :P

Andrew: That was the intention of my question, being as it was, a question.

Chris: :P
Chris: So guess what my most visited website is?

Andrew: Misty gets gangbanged over and over?

Chris: No.
Chris: Even more than that.

Andrew: Dunno.

Chris: Tvguide.com

Andrew: I see.

Chris: :P

Andrew: An amazing insight into your life there.
Andrew: That dude is crazy for the cannibis.

Chris: LOL

Andrew: So what you up to now?

Chris: Being incredibly bored.

Andrew: Well I shall help that by leaving. Cya later.

Chris: Laters.

Cannibalism and Behind the Scenes [June]

5th June 2010

Chris: So I've decided that you're a liar.

Andrew: Why?

Chris: Remember how you said you sent the chats?

Andrew: Yes.

Chris: You didn't.

Andrew: Really? Oh.

Chris: :P

Andrew: It says I sent it.

Chris: Gmail says you didn't. :P

Andrew: Forwarded.

Chris: Ah, damnit.

Andrew: Did you just find it? :P

Chris: Hotmail didn't forward it to Gmail.

Andrew: Boom.

Chris: Just send the chats to [email] from now on.

Andrew: So its all the latest ones. After that, other than this current one, there will
only be old ones.

Chris: Sweet. We can do "Retro" specials.

Andrew: There were a few I missed out as they were rubbish.

Chris: -nods- Good.

Andrew: So we are at least in a decent position now.

Chris: ^_^
Chris: Doggie style?

Andrew: :P
Andrew: Now just to drum up some excitement for it. So I need it in my sig ready for tomorrow.

Chris: Hurrah!

Andrew: Should I copy yours?

Chris: -shrugs- It would be easy.

Andrew: I was thinking of adding something like "Immaturity awaits."

Chris: DO IT.

Andrew: :P
Andrew: Did I even spell it correctly?

Chris: Yes.
Chris: So sayeth the spell check.
Chris: Added.

Andrew: GIVE ME YOUR SIG CODE!

Chris: What's the magic word?

Andrew: NOW!

Chris: :)
Chris: [Boring code rubbish]
Chris: There you go.

Andrew: That link doesn't work, this explains the 404 error.

Chris: -laughs- You can't click on it in here.

Andrew: I meant the actual link. :P
Andrew: Someone I showed yesterday said it didn't work either. This all makes sense now.
Andrew: It should be http://sothisislaughter.blogspot.com/

Chris: Yes, it should. I was rectifying this error as we spoke.
Chris: [Re-edited but equally boring code]

Andrew: That wouldn't have helped. :P

Chris: :P
Chris: Why not?

Andrew: Because anyone who attempted to look wouldn't have been able to.

Chris: Ah.

Andrew: Because of course, that's the problem.

Chris: :P
Chris: Of course.

Andrew: So. Said person that I was talking to, suggested we talk about new items.
Andrew: Which I think we had thought of before.

Chris: All new convos posted.
Chris: New items? Like what?

Andrew: News* :/

Chris: News bores me.

Andrew: Well new items then, like future inventions!

Chris: Hmmmm...what would the most useful invention ever be?

Andrew: Already invented?

Chris: LOL IRL
Chris: Oh, so I got a UStream channel.

Andrew: Its an easy answer.

Chris: Okay, so what is a useful invention that hasn't been invented yet?

Andrew: I thought it was one that had been invented!

Chris: Let me rephrase the question.
Chris: What invention do you think would be useful, but hasn't been invented yet?

Andrew: Hmm.
Andrew: Some sort of teleportation device would be useful.

Chris: -nods-
Chris: What about one that would be like a portal so you could pee wherever you wanted and still have it go into your toilet?

Andrew: Yes, which is a bit like the thing in that Family Guy episode. The difference in that being that it is sent to an alternate dimension.

Chris: Or like the Simpsons. :P

Andrew: I think that's the universe where Religion or maybe just Christianity never existed.

Chris: LOL

Andrew: So it didn't inhibit scientific advance.

Chris: -nods-
Chris: So your friend wants us to talk about news?

Andrew: Not exactly, it was merely a suggestion of something to talk about. As I said we needed ideas.

Chris: Ah.
Chris: I found an interesting news story.

Andrew: At least for the original idea we did, so jokes could occur.

Chris: :P

Andrew: Seeing as that was the whole intention in the first place.

Chris: So there's this guy who was driving in upstate New York and went off the road because he swerved to avoid a deer.
Chris: Can you guess what he survived on?
Chris: Oh, and they found him 4 days later.

Andrew: His dead passenger?

Chris: No passengers.

Andrew: His own leg?

Chris: That's kinda creepy. I was just thinking that.

Andrew: Did he crash into someone after avoiding the deer?

Chris: No.

Andrew: Drinking his own pee?

Chris: He drank SOMETHING.

Andrew: Jizz?

Chris: You wish.

Andrew: Quite the opposite infact, though that would be amusing.
Andrew: I have no idea then. What?

Chris: Swamp water.

Andrew: Why?

Chris: ...he crashed into a swamp?
Chris: It's not like there was a soda machine. :P

Andrew: Then I fear my image of America has been highly influenced by hollywood.

Chris: -nods-
Chris: BRB laundry

Andrew: I am off now anyway, cya later.