Random Snippets
Andrew: Life should be more like "Brave New World".
Chris: Why?
Andrew: Erotic play for the kids, youthful looks till you are like 40 or something and promiscuity is encouraged.
Chris: That sounds like heaven.
Andrew: Certainly does!
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Andrew: So are you done with Uni now?
Chris: For the semester. I go back on January 11th.
Andrew: I still have a week left.
Chris: Of?
Andrew: Guess.
Chris: Work.
Andrew: Yup.
Chris: And then?
Andrew: I explode.
Chris: Awesome!
Andrew: It should be a pleasurable experience, I'm looking forward to it.
Chris: So I've heard.
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Andrew: Give it away!
Chris: :-P
Andrew: I say that to all the girls.
Chris: And they say?
Andrew: They say "Give it away!", then I say "Give it away now!".
Chris: XD
Andrew: I think I make you do that almost everyday.
Chris: Only because you're so awesome.
Andrew: Or you are easily pleased, or both, or all three.
Chris: All three!
Andrew: That's the answer to so many of life's questions.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Like, which sister do I get with?
Chris: All three!
Andrew: That was assumed, but yeah. :P
Chris: :P
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Chris: Damn. I lost my place in line helping out that invalid.
Andrew: I'm not an invalid!
Chris: I know!
Chris: That, and I made the mistake of coming to Wendy's during lunch.
Andrew: Is she busy?
Chris: There are a lot of Mexicans here, too.
Andrew: Fucking Mexicans, with their hats and bandoliers!
Chris: Lmao
Chris: Incidentally, they're all wearing bandoliers.
Andrew: I bet they all fat with big moustaches.
Chris: They are!
Andrew: I'm not sure I know what a bandoliers is.
Chris: Crap. This guy just ordered 7 hamburgers.
Chris: And its a strap of ammunition you can wear.
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Andrew: A girl once talked to me when I was in a Burger King.
Andrew: As I thought.
Chris: O.O
Andrew: This was years ago, when I was at school. :P
Chris: What did she say to you?
Chris: :-P
Andrew: I think she asked what my name was and what my mates name was.
Chris: Is that all?
Andrew: From what I can remember yes. I think it was another encounter where I got sucked off.
Chris: O.O
Andrew: I think that was at a petting zoo. Those goats don't know when to stop. I never should have fed them. :(
Chris: Lmao
Chris: Irl
Andrew: Are the Mexicans looking at you?
Chris: Yes, as the cashier is Mexican.
Andrew: Its OK, let them look.
Monday, August 2, 2010
Glastonbury and the Evian Challenge [July]
10th July
Andrew: Well isn't that creative. :P
Chris: I thought you'd like it. :P
Andrew: You should have put, "Without you, I'd be everything."
Chris: That'd be lying.
Andrew: ^^
Chris: :P
Chris: I mean, $$
Andrew: So how goes it?
Chris: Not too bad. You?
Andrew: I'm chuffing hot at the moment. I'm sitting here in only boxers and headphones.
Andrew: Playing some RDR, hence the sporadic replies.
Chris: You sure know how to reply sporadically, though. :P
Chris: And, to make things even/weirder/more awkward, I'm sitting here in only gym shorts. So there.
Andrew: HOT.
Chris: So are you
Andrew: Oh, stop.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Though I did say I was just now. :/
Chris: Didn't ruin it in the slightest.
Andrew: Right enough with the Xbox, my room is too hot already.
Chris: LOL
Chris: It's because you're in it
Andrew: That doesn't help either, my hands get sweaty whenever I touch anything.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: So have I talked about Glasto yet?
Chris: Slightly
Andrew: Can you remember what I mentioned?
Chris: Not particularly.
Andrew: Great because as it was over a week ago, I've forgotten everything.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: It was basically a bunch of hot chicks wandering around a load of fields, while wearing very few clothes due to the heat.
Chris: Is that all you noticed? :P
Andrew: I think at some point there was some music as well.
Andrew: I partially remember that there were a few guys as well. :/
Chris: LOL
Andrew: We actually had a couple of females in our extended camp.
Chris: Orly?
Andrew: Yuss.
Chris: And?
Andrew: Well could explain how this came about if you want?
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: So I went there with 2 guys, my mate Matt and his flatmate Matt (Matt 2, Snorlax). Snorlax also had a few guys that he festivals with come along as well. We saved an area of field so they could camp near us. They arrived a bit later than we did.
Andrew: So anywho, when they were queuing they got chatting to a couple of girls who had never been before and tagged along with the others.
Andrew: That's about it.
Chris: Ah. No sex?
Andrew: Nope, all I got was some super noodles. :P
Chris: And that's code for...? :p
Andrew: Oh, plus a comment about my fire being "cute."
Chris: LOL
Andrew: I wish it was a code for something, however this is not the case.
Andrew: It is as simple as me getting some crappy noodles that one of them didn't want to eat. This was at like 2 or 3 in the morning though.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: I ended up staying up till 6 :P
Chris: Eh, not too bad for a music festival
Andrew: Exactly, though I was all alone for most of it.
Chris: Awwww. Well, hopefully, there'll be a music fest going on when I get to England
Andrew: Almost certainly.
Andrew: So on a code related note.
Andrew: On Wednesday night when Matt, Snorlax and I were chilling at the tent chatting about random things, as you do. I was being loud and pedantic as I was in a good mood and had been drinking So Co and Coke.
Andrew: I was saying about pipes giving you time to answer questions. Then Snorlax goes "I am in the pipe position!"
Andrew: To which I replied "oh realllllly?". Then it instantly became legendary.
Andrew: Piping that is.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: The whole extended weekend had a homoerotic undertone though. :P
Chris: LOL How so?
Andrew: Dunno, just your usual comments. All of which now escape me other that piping.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: The type where the replies are "oh really" or "you could at least buy me a drink first" etc.
Chris: Ah.
Chris: I don't even need to make those jokes on undertone
Andrew: That may have been a bad choice of words.
Chris: Why?
Andrew: Some were blatant.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: That may well be it for my Glasto antics.
Chris: Oh? Do tell.
Andrew: Yeah, I don't have any other things to say.
Chris: So you went with homoerotica? :P
Andrew: :S
Chris: LOL!
Andrew: BRB
Chris: OK
Andrew: Back
Andrew: So I did think of something else, but its not that nice.
Chris: What would that be?
Andrew: It is toilet related.
Chris: Do tell
Andrew: Well also on Wednesday night, we were all too lazy to wonder down the hill to pee. So the also legendary "Evian Challenge" was born.
Chris: O.O
Andrew: Pee in a bottle and hope you don't overflow.
Chris: LOL!
Chris: I like it!
Andrew: It actually became a nightly exercise due to convenience.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: That must be everything now.
Chris: Damn.
Andrew: Actually, no!
Chris: :-O
Andrew: So Thursday we went down into the stalls area so Snorlax could get himself a hat.
Andrew: At the very first stall we get to, the women there asks him "Do you have a girlfriend?". He's like "No, why?". "Well with a t-shirt like that you'll never get one." :-O
Andrew: His t-shirt said "Washing up: X Cleaning: X Football: Tick Beer and Chips: Tick Tick"
Andrew: Or something along those lines.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: We were all like WTF.
Andrew: I was tempted to question her on why it was bad.
Andrew: As nothing on there is sexist.
Andrew: So yeah, that was lame.
Chris: LOL I thought it was amusing
Andrew: You think everything is. :P
Andrew: Well this is a decent addition to the growing Blogchive.
Chris: Is it? I like our chats.
Andrew: It's long and funny.
Chris: Well, we've already established that. I was talking about our chats.
Andrew: I meant this chat, now, here.
Andrew: I hate them all.
Chris: LOL Why?
Andrew: Like I need a reason, have you seen some of the things I say. Seriously, I need help.
Chris: No, you don't.
Andrew: I know, I need a better writer.
Chris: Isn't your writer Jewish?
Andrew: Yeah, he is also my accountant. :/
Chris: I'd fire him.
Andrew: One step ahead.
Chris: You force fed him a sandwich made of bacon, pork chops, Canadian Bacon, and ham?
Andrew: i had bacon almost every morning (brunch) at Glasto!
Chris: Bacon butties?
Andrew: Yeah, I also had a double egg roll once. I still don't know why.
Chris: Double egg roll?
Andrew: Yes, 2 fried eggs in a bap.
Chris: Ah.
Chris: I thought you meant egg rolls.
Andrew: Nope.
Chris: Consider yourself lucky: I brought you outside with me whilst I smoke a fag
Andrew: What's he like?
Chris: Tall, dark, and handsome
Chris: Not as hot as you, though
Andrew: So someone actually noticed I have a blog today.
Chris: Orly?
Andrew: Yes, they said "I didn't know you had a blog."
Chris: LOL
Andrew: Did you notice The Baron is a fan of the blog?
Chris: I did, and I was very happy to see that.
Andrew: I think he is laying low for some reason, though he has got himself a picture finally.
Chris: I saw that too!
Andrew: We should badger him to become more active.
Chris: -nods- That we should
Andrew: Oh yeah, so You had to be there moment of the week.
Chris: :)
Andrew: Ryan's comment about Pawel's (the Polish guy of many names now (at work)) face, "he looks like he's trying to cover up a rape."
Chris: LOL!
Andrew: Aaron dropped a monitor on his foot as well and proceeded to limp for a couple of days.
Chris: I think I know where this is going
Andrew: Where?
Chris: You joked that the polish guy raped Aaron?
Andrew: No nothing of the sort, I was just thinking of other work related things.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: The drop happened before the rape face comment.
Andrew: Plus Pawel is the Duck man.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: Plus the master of The Pav Test. Which is copied from PAT Testing.
Chris: Say what?
Andrew: PAT Testing is what you do when testing electrical equipment.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: I merely thought of having a Pav Test. Which I think is some sort of duck grooming thing.
Chris: LOL!
Chris: I like that!
Andrew: Or duck assessment.
Andrew: So as of today, the new thing is to say "Did you hear that?" after burping. In honour of Elf.
Chris: Elf?
Andrew: The movie with Will Ferrell.
Chris: Oh yeah, the one I haven't seen
Andrew: He necks a 2L bottle of Coke then does an epic burp and asks that.
Chris: Ahhhhhh
Andrew: Have you watched Anchorman yet?
Chris: Never seen it.
Andrew: :(
Chris: :P
Andrew: I should be off.
Chris: Okay then. Toodles!
Andrew: Cya later mate. Stay cool.
Chris: You as well.
Andrew: Well isn't that creative. :P
Chris: I thought you'd like it. :P
Andrew: You should have put, "Without you, I'd be everything."
Chris: That'd be lying.
Andrew: ^^
Chris: :P
Chris: I mean, $$
Andrew: So how goes it?
Chris: Not too bad. You?
Andrew: I'm chuffing hot at the moment. I'm sitting here in only boxers and headphones.
Andrew: Playing some RDR, hence the sporadic replies.
Chris: You sure know how to reply sporadically, though. :P
Chris: And, to make things even/weirder/more awkward, I'm sitting here in only gym shorts. So there.
Andrew: HOT.
Chris: So are you
Andrew: Oh, stop.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Though I did say I was just now. :/
Chris: Didn't ruin it in the slightest.
Andrew: Right enough with the Xbox, my room is too hot already.
Chris: LOL
Chris: It's because you're in it
Andrew: That doesn't help either, my hands get sweaty whenever I touch anything.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: So have I talked about Glasto yet?
Chris: Slightly
Andrew: Can you remember what I mentioned?
Chris: Not particularly.
Andrew: Great because as it was over a week ago, I've forgotten everything.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: It was basically a bunch of hot chicks wandering around a load of fields, while wearing very few clothes due to the heat.
Chris: Is that all you noticed? :P
Andrew: I think at some point there was some music as well.
Andrew: I partially remember that there were a few guys as well. :/
Chris: LOL
Andrew: We actually had a couple of females in our extended camp.
Chris: Orly?
Andrew: Yuss.
Chris: And?
Andrew: Well could explain how this came about if you want?
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: So I went there with 2 guys, my mate Matt and his flatmate Matt (Matt 2, Snorlax). Snorlax also had a few guys that he festivals with come along as well. We saved an area of field so they could camp near us. They arrived a bit later than we did.
Andrew: So anywho, when they were queuing they got chatting to a couple of girls who had never been before and tagged along with the others.
Andrew: That's about it.
Chris: Ah. No sex?
Andrew: Nope, all I got was some super noodles. :P
Chris: And that's code for...? :p
Andrew: Oh, plus a comment about my fire being "cute."
Chris: LOL
Andrew: I wish it was a code for something, however this is not the case.
Andrew: It is as simple as me getting some crappy noodles that one of them didn't want to eat. This was at like 2 or 3 in the morning though.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: I ended up staying up till 6 :P
Chris: Eh, not too bad for a music festival
Andrew: Exactly, though I was all alone for most of it.
Chris: Awwww. Well, hopefully, there'll be a music fest going on when I get to England
Andrew: Almost certainly.
Andrew: So on a code related note.
Andrew: On Wednesday night when Matt, Snorlax and I were chilling at the tent chatting about random things, as you do. I was being loud and pedantic as I was in a good mood and had been drinking So Co and Coke.
Andrew: I was saying about pipes giving you time to answer questions. Then Snorlax goes "I am in the pipe position!"
Andrew: To which I replied "oh realllllly?". Then it instantly became legendary.
Andrew: Piping that is.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: The whole extended weekend had a homoerotic undertone though. :P
Chris: LOL How so?
Andrew: Dunno, just your usual comments. All of which now escape me other that piping.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: The type where the replies are "oh really" or "you could at least buy me a drink first" etc.
Chris: Ah.
Chris: I don't even need to make those jokes on undertone
Andrew: That may have been a bad choice of words.
Chris: Why?
Andrew: Some were blatant.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: That may well be it for my Glasto antics.
Chris: Oh? Do tell.
Andrew: Yeah, I don't have any other things to say.
Chris: So you went with homoerotica? :P
Andrew: :S
Chris: LOL!
Andrew: BRB
Chris: OK
Andrew: Back
Andrew: So I did think of something else, but its not that nice.
Chris: What would that be?
Andrew: It is toilet related.
Chris: Do tell
Andrew: Well also on Wednesday night, we were all too lazy to wonder down the hill to pee. So the also legendary "Evian Challenge" was born.
Chris: O.O
Andrew: Pee in a bottle and hope you don't overflow.
Chris: LOL!
Chris: I like it!
Andrew: It actually became a nightly exercise due to convenience.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: That must be everything now.
Chris: Damn.
Andrew: Actually, no!
Chris: :-O
Andrew: So Thursday we went down into the stalls area so Snorlax could get himself a hat.
Andrew: At the very first stall we get to, the women there asks him "Do you have a girlfriend?". He's like "No, why?". "Well with a t-shirt like that you'll never get one." :-O
Andrew: His t-shirt said "Washing up: X Cleaning: X Football: Tick Beer and Chips: Tick Tick"
Andrew: Or something along those lines.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: We were all like WTF.
Andrew: I was tempted to question her on why it was bad.
Andrew: As nothing on there is sexist.
Andrew: So yeah, that was lame.
Chris: LOL I thought it was amusing
Andrew: You think everything is. :P
Andrew: Well this is a decent addition to the growing Blogchive.
Chris: Is it? I like our chats.
Andrew: It's long and funny.
Chris: Well, we've already established that. I was talking about our chats.
Andrew: I meant this chat, now, here.
Andrew: I hate them all.
Chris: LOL Why?
Andrew: Like I need a reason, have you seen some of the things I say. Seriously, I need help.
Chris: No, you don't.
Andrew: I know, I need a better writer.
Chris: Isn't your writer Jewish?
Andrew: Yeah, he is also my accountant. :/
Chris: I'd fire him.
Andrew: One step ahead.
Chris: You force fed him a sandwich made of bacon, pork chops, Canadian Bacon, and ham?
Andrew: i had bacon almost every morning (brunch) at Glasto!
Chris: Bacon butties?
Andrew: Yeah, I also had a double egg roll once. I still don't know why.
Chris: Double egg roll?
Andrew: Yes, 2 fried eggs in a bap.
Chris: Ah.
Chris: I thought you meant egg rolls.
Andrew: Nope.
Chris: Consider yourself lucky: I brought you outside with me whilst I smoke a fag
Andrew: What's he like?
Chris: Tall, dark, and handsome
Chris: Not as hot as you, though
Andrew: So someone actually noticed I have a blog today.
Chris: Orly?
Andrew: Yes, they said "I didn't know you had a blog."
Chris: LOL
Andrew: Did you notice The Baron is a fan of the blog?
Chris: I did, and I was very happy to see that.
Andrew: I think he is laying low for some reason, though he has got himself a picture finally.
Chris: I saw that too!
Andrew: We should badger him to become more active.
Chris: -nods- That we should
Andrew: Oh yeah, so You had to be there moment of the week.
Chris: :)
Andrew: Ryan's comment about Pawel's (the Polish guy of many names now (at work)) face, "he looks like he's trying to cover up a rape."
Chris: LOL!
Andrew: Aaron dropped a monitor on his foot as well and proceeded to limp for a couple of days.
Chris: I think I know where this is going
Andrew: Where?
Chris: You joked that the polish guy raped Aaron?
Andrew: No nothing of the sort, I was just thinking of other work related things.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: The drop happened before the rape face comment.
Andrew: Plus Pawel is the Duck man.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: Plus the master of The Pav Test. Which is copied from PAT Testing.
Chris: Say what?
Andrew: PAT Testing is what you do when testing electrical equipment.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: I merely thought of having a Pav Test. Which I think is some sort of duck grooming thing.
Chris: LOL!
Chris: I like that!
Andrew: Or duck assessment.
Andrew: So as of today, the new thing is to say "Did you hear that?" after burping. In honour of Elf.
Chris: Elf?
Andrew: The movie with Will Ferrell.
Chris: Oh yeah, the one I haven't seen
Andrew: He necks a 2L bottle of Coke then does an epic burp and asks that.
Chris: Ahhhhhh
Andrew: Have you watched Anchorman yet?
Chris: Never seen it.
Andrew: :(
Chris: :P
Andrew: I should be off.
Chris: Okay then. Toodles!
Andrew: Cya later mate. Stay cool.
Chris: You as well.
Science and Money Shots [June]
22nd June
Andrew: I never tire of blow outs on the highway. (A reference to his FB status update.)
Chris: Sorry. Was at dinner.
Andrew: But not away! You confusing monster!
Chris: :P
Chris: It was kind of sudden.
Andrew: Like something sudden.
Chris: True
Andrew: How goes it?
Chris: Just knocking back a beer and preparing to finish a research paper.
Chris: How bout you?
Andrew: Knocking back a coke and watching someone on Blogtv.
Chris: Nice.
Andrew: Yes!
Chris: :)
Andrew: This guy is a music reviewer and I've come to realise I only watch his vids to hear what he says. :P
Chris: LOL! Is his speech that amusing?
Andrew: Not amusing, but he is erm "wordy". :P
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: Like talking to you.
Chris: LOL!
Andrew: So I'm not gonna be around for the next week or so.
Chris: May I ask why?
Andrew: I think you just did.
Andrew: I'm off to the Glastonbury festival!
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Yes, so I can hang about with my mates friends that I don't think I've met before... in a field!
Chris: Sounds exciting!
Andrew: I seem to be somewhat apprehensive about it right now. :/
Chris: Why?
Andrew: I dunno. I was like this last year as well.
Chris: Ah. Well, I'm sure it'll be a blast.
Andrew: There is other stuff I guess they won't want to see, but it will be lame if I wonder around on my own.
Chris: I guess. :P
Andrew: HEH. :P
Andrew: So yeah, its unlikely I will be on here. Amazingly.
Chris: XD
Andrew: Hopefully it will create some stories for me to share though.
Chris: -nods- As I have none.
Andrew: I don't at the moment either, that I can think of.
Chris: Damn.
Andrew: Hmm.
Andrew: The only one I can think of won't translate well.
Andrew: I fail at entertaining.
Chris: Eh, it's okay.
Andrew: Something up?
Chris: Nope. Just working on the paper.
Andrew: I can not think of anything to say, this disappoints me.
Chris: :(
Andrew: I need something to waffle about.
Chris: Waffles?
Andrew: I don't think so.
Chris: :-\
Andrew: What is your paper about?
Chris: Influence of varying amounts of soil salinity on peas, radishes, and corn plant growth and development.
Andrew: I imagine you talking about that stuff all the time.
Chris: LOL I do not.
Andrew: Deny it all you want. You will turn up in tweed jacket with leather pads on the shoulders and elbows.
Chris: LOL Probably. I'd probably do that just for the sheer amusement.
Andrew: You'll be in the corner of a pub, in a comfy chair. Reading a dictionary and smoking a pipe.
Andrew: Your glasses perched on the end of your nose.
Chris: Naturally. And a pipe.
Andrew: Two pipes?
Chris: Hell yes.
Andrew: If that situation doesn't occur at some point in time. Well. I may have got the wrong idea about you.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Now we have something, unless I decide you are fictional.
Chris: Am I?
Andrew: I haven't decided yet. I had deja vu last week, that weirded me out.
Andrew: This made me think of that for some reason.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: That was like one of my usual conversation cuts.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: Seriously. I'm fairly conventional when talking to you, unless I'm talking about films or games.
Chris: I don't know if that should worry me. :P
Andrew: Imagine I just put down what ever is in my head. Like straight into words.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: Hard to explain, well harder to explain as I have enough trouble explaining simple things. I just develop different conversation styles depending on who I'm talking to.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: So also, I need a gun to be cool, right?
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: :(
Chris: Just kidding.
Andrew: No, I've seen the kool kidz on PB have all got them.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: I would have got involved, but I don't have a pic and I don't want them to shoot me. :/
Chris: LOL
Andrew: Magic = Andrew: says (02:12): What, involve your sister? I can't see any disadvantage to that. Person I is chatting to says (02:12): xD She's always ready to jump in.
Andrew: :-O
Chris: LMAO
Andrew: There's the money shot.
Andrew: Self LOLage!
Chris: :)
Andrew: Andrew: says (02:16): Why didn't you tell me that before! Person I is chatting to says (02:19): It never came up! Andrew: says (02:20): I didn't realise she needed to know when that happens!
Chris: XD
Andrew: I've set flirt to stun.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: I'm off now, so I will most likely speak to you in a week or so.
Chris: Laters
Andrew: I never tire of blow outs on the highway. (A reference to his FB status update.)
Chris: Sorry. Was at dinner.
Andrew: But not away! You confusing monster!
Chris: :P
Chris: It was kind of sudden.
Andrew: Like something sudden.
Chris: True
Andrew: How goes it?
Chris: Just knocking back a beer and preparing to finish a research paper.
Chris: How bout you?
Andrew: Knocking back a coke and watching someone on Blogtv.
Chris: Nice.
Andrew: Yes!
Chris: :)
Andrew: This guy is a music reviewer and I've come to realise I only watch his vids to hear what he says. :P
Chris: LOL! Is his speech that amusing?
Andrew: Not amusing, but he is erm "wordy". :P
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: Like talking to you.
Chris: LOL!
Andrew: So I'm not gonna be around for the next week or so.
Chris: May I ask why?
Andrew: I think you just did.
Andrew: I'm off to the Glastonbury festival!
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Yes, so I can hang about with my mates friends that I don't think I've met before... in a field!
Chris: Sounds exciting!
Andrew: I seem to be somewhat apprehensive about it right now. :/
Chris: Why?
Andrew: I dunno. I was like this last year as well.
Chris: Ah. Well, I'm sure it'll be a blast.
Andrew: There is other stuff I guess they won't want to see, but it will be lame if I wonder around on my own.
Chris: I guess. :P
Andrew: HEH. :P
Andrew: So yeah, its unlikely I will be on here. Amazingly.
Chris: XD
Andrew: Hopefully it will create some stories for me to share though.
Chris: -nods- As I have none.
Andrew: I don't at the moment either, that I can think of.
Chris: Damn.
Andrew: Hmm.
Andrew: The only one I can think of won't translate well.
Andrew: I fail at entertaining.
Chris: Eh, it's okay.
Andrew: Something up?
Chris: Nope. Just working on the paper.
Andrew: I can not think of anything to say, this disappoints me.
Chris: :(
Andrew: I need something to waffle about.
Chris: Waffles?
Andrew: I don't think so.
Chris: :-\
Andrew: What is your paper about?
Chris: Influence of varying amounts of soil salinity on peas, radishes, and corn plant growth and development.
Andrew: I imagine you talking about that stuff all the time.
Chris: LOL I do not.
Andrew: Deny it all you want. You will turn up in tweed jacket with leather pads on the shoulders and elbows.
Chris: LOL Probably. I'd probably do that just for the sheer amusement.
Andrew: You'll be in the corner of a pub, in a comfy chair. Reading a dictionary and smoking a pipe.
Andrew: Your glasses perched on the end of your nose.
Chris: Naturally. And a pipe.
Andrew: Two pipes?
Chris: Hell yes.
Andrew: If that situation doesn't occur at some point in time. Well. I may have got the wrong idea about you.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Now we have something, unless I decide you are fictional.
Chris: Am I?
Andrew: I haven't decided yet. I had deja vu last week, that weirded me out.
Andrew: This made me think of that for some reason.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: That was like one of my usual conversation cuts.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: Seriously. I'm fairly conventional when talking to you, unless I'm talking about films or games.
Chris: I don't know if that should worry me. :P
Andrew: Imagine I just put down what ever is in my head. Like straight into words.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: Hard to explain, well harder to explain as I have enough trouble explaining simple things. I just develop different conversation styles depending on who I'm talking to.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: So also, I need a gun to be cool, right?
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: :(
Chris: Just kidding.
Andrew: No, I've seen the kool kidz on PB have all got them.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: I would have got involved, but I don't have a pic and I don't want them to shoot me. :/
Chris: LOL
Andrew: Magic = Andrew: says (02:12): What, involve your sister? I can't see any disadvantage to that. Person I is chatting to says (02:12): xD She's always ready to jump in.
Andrew: :-O
Chris: LMAO
Andrew: There's the money shot.
Andrew: Self LOLage!
Chris: :)
Andrew: Andrew: says (02:16): Why didn't you tell me that before! Person I is chatting to says (02:19): It never came up! Andrew: says (02:20): I didn't realise she needed to know when that happens!
Chris: XD
Andrew: I've set flirt to stun.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: I'm off now, so I will most likely speak to you in a week or so.
Chris: Laters
Monosyllables and "Special Man" [June]
10th June
Andrew: I apologise for the lack of opening joke again.
(Long time passes)
Andrew: Oh wait, you don't exist.
(A shorter amount of time passes)
Chris: I'm offended by that suggestion.
Andrew: I'm offended by large bananas.
Chris: No, you're not.
Andrew: True, I just find them phallic.
Chris: -nods- There we go.
Andrew: How goes it?
Chris: I've only been awake for half an hour. :P
Andrew: Should I be impressed?
Chris: No.
Andrew: Tough, I am.
Chris: True,
Andrew: Working it too hard again?
Chris: Hardly.
Andrew: Ah. So who does your FB post refer to?
Chris: (Person)
Andrew: Oh, a subject I don't understand.
Chris: :P
Andrew: LOL English things.
Chris: :P
Andrew: I bet that's one of your gripes with me.
Chris: What, that you're English?
Andrew: No, my inability to use it correct.
Chris: Oh. No, not really.
Andrew: Nah, I think time has shown that.
Chris: http://www.urlesque.com/2010/06/01/26-hilariously-inaccurate-knock-off-toys/?icid=main
Chris: I think you'll find those very entertaining.
Andrew: But will the viewers at home... lets find out.
Chris: Who cares?
Andrew: I know.
Andrew: I wish Super Bat had a "Non-fail action."
Chris: LOLChris: Me too.
Andrew: I thought Robert Cop was LOL worthy... but then I did gaze upon Specialman.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Thomas Transformers!
Chris: LOL
Chris: Now I gotta go.
Andrew: Byeo.
Chris: Later
Andrew: I apologise for the lack of opening joke again.
(Long time passes)
Andrew: Oh wait, you don't exist.
(A shorter amount of time passes)
Chris: I'm offended by that suggestion.
Andrew: I'm offended by large bananas.
Chris: No, you're not.
Andrew: True, I just find them phallic.
Chris: -nods- There we go.
Andrew: How goes it?
Chris: I've only been awake for half an hour. :P
Andrew: Should I be impressed?
Chris: No.
Andrew: Tough, I am.
Chris: True,
Andrew: Working it too hard again?
Chris: Hardly.
Andrew: Ah. So who does your FB post refer to?
Chris: (Person)
Andrew: Oh, a subject I don't understand.
Chris: :P
Andrew: LOL English things.
Chris: :P
Andrew: I bet that's one of your gripes with me.
Chris: What, that you're English?
Andrew: No, my inability to use it correct.
Chris: Oh. No, not really.
Andrew: Nah, I think time has shown that.
Chris: http://www.urlesque.com/2010/06/01/26-hilariously-inaccurate-knock-off-toys/?icid=main
Chris: I think you'll find those very entertaining.
Andrew: But will the viewers at home... lets find out.
Chris: Who cares?
Andrew: I know.
Andrew: I wish Super Bat had a "Non-fail action."
Chris: LOLChris: Me too.
Andrew: I thought Robert Cop was LOL worthy... but then I did gaze upon Specialman.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Thomas Transformers!
Chris: LOL
Chris: Now I gotta go.
Andrew: Byeo.
Chris: Later
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Flight of the Conchords and Kevin Bacon [June]
7th & 8th June 2010
Chris: Hello, my sexy man.
Andrew: Hello good sir.
Chris: How goes it?
Andrew: I am er normal I guess. What about you?
Chris: I am er normal too.
Andrew: That's good then.
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: This could make for ground breaking blog action.
Chris: I suppose so. I'm tired.
Andrew: Was it really worth starting a convo then?
Chris: Well, I'm not going to sleep.
Andrew: Ahh.
Chris: Indeed.
Chris: So I finally got AIDS.
Andrew: That would explain the tiredness.
Chris: Actually, it doesn't, because I found out that it was just HIV with AIDS written on the box.
Chris: I returned it.
Andrew: Yeah, lets be honest, you want the real deal don't you.
Chris: I do.
Chris: Accept no substitutes.
Andrew: So it appears my character in Skate 3 is only allowed to look like Kevin Bacon.
Chris: Perhaps it would be better if it looked like Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man.
Andrew: Maybe so, or I should just change to a female one.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: It's so very limited, practically the same as Skate 2. :/
Chris: I've never played THPS
Andrew: This is Skate, not a Tony Hawks game.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: The create a skater on those was better.
Andrew: It disappoints me.
Chris: I'm sorry.
Andrew: It's not your fault.
Chris: It should be.
Andrew: I'm not sure why I even try to make them look good.
Chris: None of them could look as good as you.
Andrew: They don't even get the chance to look anything like me!
Chris: :(
Andrew: So what are you up to?
Chris: What am I usually doing?
Andrew: Paragliding?
Chris: You know it
Andrew: I can only assume you mean touching yourself.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: Actually, I was adjusting myself as you said that.
Andrew: Weird.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: Her son is called Heirzeus!
Chris: Whose?
Andrew: The woman in this film.
Andrew: Though I'm led to believe the spelling is infact Jesus!
Andrew: He threw meat and laughed!
Chris: LOL!
Chris: Exactly WJWD.
Andrew: ?
Chris: What Jesus Would Do.
Andrew: It was actually someone else that did that.
Andrew: I think WWJD should be a permanent feature.
Chris: Perhaps.
Andrew: Our one and only fan likes the opening jokes though.
Andrew: We are like FotC!
Chris: Yay!
Chris: Tell her/him to spread the word!
Andrew: Perhaps I shall, like right now!
Chris: Sweet!
Andrew: Then it will form a strange moment for them when they read this!
Chris: LOL I can imagine it will.
Andrew: They will know who they are. Or maybe by time this is uploaded, various people will! :P
Andrew: They might even know who you are!
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Is it done.
Chris: THUNDERCLAP
Andrew: I could probably find some other people that might like it, though I can't decide if I want to put it on FB or not.
Andrew: I hate the Thunderclap, it makes so much noise when you walk.
Chris: LOL
Chris: Yes, yes it does.
Andrew: Big LOLs = success.
Chris: :)
Andrew: These men all have moustaches. Is that what makes a true man?
Chris: Well, I have one (as part of my beard), so yes.
Andrew: That makes you more of a man.
Chris: I know. ^^
Andrew: So, I think I'm a bit like Dave from FotC [Flight of the Concords].
Chris: Dave...which one is he?
Andrew: The guy who has the pawn shop.
Chris: OHHHHHHH
Andrew: *The penny drops*
Chris: LOL I found out that the guy who hosted the MTV Movie Awards played the fruit vendor in the episode that featured "Mutha'uckas."
Chris: The racist one. LOL
Andrew: Yeah, I've seen him in Scrubs as well.
Chris: Oh yeah! I stopped watching after Elliot left Keith at the altar.
Andrew: Elliot. $$
Chris: She is quite attractive.
Andrew: She also has awesome hair.
Andrew: I can't remember what I was going to say about Dave.
Chris: LOL You think you're like Dave?
Andrew: A little, but only because of something the guy that plays him said in an interview.
Chris: What did he say?
Andrew: That is what I can't remember!
Andrew: Something like, he acts cool whereas in fact he is slightly in awe of these guys.
Chris: LOL I would be too.
Andrew: I take it you get the comparison?
Chris: I do.
Andrew: Mystique... :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: So I don't get how it can work the other way around.
Chris: -shrugs-
Andrew: I shouldn't dwell on these things.
Chris: Probably not.
Andrew: Or just stop considering some people higher or lower in terms of whether they would like me. :P
Chris: True, true.
Chris: See, when we do end up living together, I think it'll be like FotC.
Andrew: Just not as well written.
Chris: True.
Andrew: I hope it will last more than two series' as well.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: But my anecdotes could become songs.
Chris: Hooray!
Andrew: Lee Van Cleef smoking a pipe. Piercing stare, but with an air of intellect.
Chris: I like it.
Andrew: We can get large comfy chairs and sit about smoking pipes. (Only I will pretend or have a bubble pipe)
Chris: LOL
Andrew: A naked woman bathing!
Chris: :P
Andrew: The barman looks like Randy from My name is Earl.
Andrew: Dude, he unrolled a blanket on the side of his horse and had like 4 rifles there!
Chris: O.O
Andrew: He then selected one and proceeded to shoot the buck tooth guy who was riding away.
Chris: Any cougar attacks?
Andrew: Not yet. Just some old school Clint western action.
Chris: Well, I gotta go.
Chris: Peace, dude.
Andrew: Cya later.
Chris: Hello, my sexy man.
Andrew: Hello good sir.
Chris: How goes it?
Andrew: I am er normal I guess. What about you?
Chris: I am er normal too.
Andrew: That's good then.
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: This could make for ground breaking blog action.
Chris: I suppose so. I'm tired.
Andrew: Was it really worth starting a convo then?
Chris: Well, I'm not going to sleep.
Andrew: Ahh.
Chris: Indeed.
Chris: So I finally got AIDS.
Andrew: That would explain the tiredness.
Chris: Actually, it doesn't, because I found out that it was just HIV with AIDS written on the box.
Chris: I returned it.
Andrew: Yeah, lets be honest, you want the real deal don't you.
Chris: I do.
Chris: Accept no substitutes.
Andrew: So it appears my character in Skate 3 is only allowed to look like Kevin Bacon.
Chris: Perhaps it would be better if it looked like Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man.
Andrew: Maybe so, or I should just change to a female one.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: It's so very limited, practically the same as Skate 2. :/
Chris: I've never played THPS
Andrew: This is Skate, not a Tony Hawks game.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: The create a skater on those was better.
Andrew: It disappoints me.
Chris: I'm sorry.
Andrew: It's not your fault.
Chris: It should be.
Andrew: I'm not sure why I even try to make them look good.
Chris: None of them could look as good as you.
Andrew: They don't even get the chance to look anything like me!
Chris: :(
Andrew: So what are you up to?
Chris: What am I usually doing?
Andrew: Paragliding?
Chris: You know it
Andrew: I can only assume you mean touching yourself.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: Actually, I was adjusting myself as you said that.
Andrew: Weird.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: Her son is called Heirzeus!
Chris: Whose?
Andrew: The woman in this film.
Andrew: Though I'm led to believe the spelling is infact Jesus!
Andrew: He threw meat and laughed!
Chris: LOL!
Chris: Exactly WJWD.
Andrew: ?
Chris: What Jesus Would Do.
Andrew: It was actually someone else that did that.
Andrew: I think WWJD should be a permanent feature.
Chris: Perhaps.
Andrew: Our one and only fan likes the opening jokes though.
Andrew: We are like FotC!
Chris: Yay!
Chris: Tell her/him to spread the word!
Andrew: Perhaps I shall, like right now!
Chris: Sweet!
Andrew: Then it will form a strange moment for them when they read this!
Chris: LOL I can imagine it will.
Andrew: They will know who they are. Or maybe by time this is uploaded, various people will! :P
Andrew: They might even know who you are!
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Is it done.
Chris: THUNDERCLAP
Andrew: I could probably find some other people that might like it, though I can't decide if I want to put it on FB or not.
Andrew: I hate the Thunderclap, it makes so much noise when you walk.
Chris: LOL
Chris: Yes, yes it does.
Andrew: Big LOLs = success.
Chris: :)
Andrew: These men all have moustaches. Is that what makes a true man?
Chris: Well, I have one (as part of my beard), so yes.
Andrew: That makes you more of a man.
Chris: I know. ^^
Andrew: So, I think I'm a bit like Dave from FotC [Flight of the Concords].
Chris: Dave...which one is he?
Andrew: The guy who has the pawn shop.
Chris: OHHHHHHH
Andrew: *The penny drops*
Chris: LOL I found out that the guy who hosted the MTV Movie Awards played the fruit vendor in the episode that featured "Mutha'uckas."
Chris: The racist one. LOL
Andrew: Yeah, I've seen him in Scrubs as well.
Chris: Oh yeah! I stopped watching after Elliot left Keith at the altar.
Andrew: Elliot. $$
Chris: She is quite attractive.
Andrew: She also has awesome hair.
Andrew: I can't remember what I was going to say about Dave.
Chris: LOL You think you're like Dave?
Andrew: A little, but only because of something the guy that plays him said in an interview.
Chris: What did he say?
Andrew: That is what I can't remember!
Andrew: Something like, he acts cool whereas in fact he is slightly in awe of these guys.
Chris: LOL I would be too.
Andrew: I take it you get the comparison?
Chris: I do.
Andrew: Mystique... :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: So I don't get how it can work the other way around.
Chris: -shrugs-
Andrew: I shouldn't dwell on these things.
Chris: Probably not.
Andrew: Or just stop considering some people higher or lower in terms of whether they would like me. :P
Chris: True, true.
Chris: See, when we do end up living together, I think it'll be like FotC.
Andrew: Just not as well written.
Chris: True.
Andrew: I hope it will last more than two series' as well.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: But my anecdotes could become songs.
Chris: Hooray!
Andrew: Lee Van Cleef smoking a pipe. Piercing stare, but with an air of intellect.
Chris: I like it.
Andrew: We can get large comfy chairs and sit about smoking pipes. (Only I will pretend or have a bubble pipe)
Chris: LOL
Andrew: A naked woman bathing!
Chris: :P
Andrew: The barman looks like Randy from My name is Earl.
Andrew: Dude, he unrolled a blanket on the side of his horse and had like 4 rifles there!
Chris: O.O
Andrew: He then selected one and proceeded to shoot the buck tooth guy who was riding away.
Chris: Any cougar attacks?
Andrew: Not yet. Just some old school Clint western action.
Chris: Well, I gotta go.
Chris: Peace, dude.
Andrew: Cya later.
Happy Birthday, Andrew and Environmentalism to the Extreme! [June]
6th June 2010
Andrew: I have returned!
Chris: Damn! I'd just gotten back from the hardware store with some cyanide.
Andrew: Since when can you buy cyanide in hardware stores?
Chris: Did I say hardware store? I meant black market.
Andrew: Fair enough, I would expect there to be at least one hardware stall at the black market.
Chris: There is.
Chris: But "hardware" usually consists of acetylene welding torches, barbed wire, and plutonium.
Andrew: Weapons grade plutonium?
Chris: Nothing but.
Andrew: 'Cause that's the stuff you want.
Chris: -nods- Can't make weapons out of non-weapons grade.
Andrew: I think that is kinda obvious.
Chris: I mean, you could, because plutonium is pretty nasty, but anything worthwhile has to have weapons-grade.
Andrew: Back. >.<
Chris: BRB
Chris: Fag
Andrew: Ok.
Chris: Back fag
Andrew: WB
Chris: Thanks.
Chris: So what are your plans for tomorrow?
Andrew: BBQ
Chris: Nice!
Chris: Happy almost birthday, BTW
Chris: :)
Chris: I'll make your birthday thread in two hours when it's actually midnight in the UK. :P
Chris: HOLY CHIZZ
Andrew: You mean like now?
Andrew: Its been Sunday for about 40 minutes.
Chris: So I came to realize.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Oh and thank you. :P
Chris: But birthday thread = made. :)
Andrew: I'll wait for the +1s before replying.
Andrew: I had my monitor switched off, which was why I wasn't prompt in replying here.
Andrew: BRB
Andrew: Back.
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: So found anything else to talk about for LOLage?
Andrew: Yay, random people did honour my b-day!
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: Plus as its now 1am I am officially 25!
Andrew: Ugh.
Chris: Hurrah!
Chris: BRB
Andrew: K.
Chris: Back
Andrew: Hey!
Chris: :P
Andrew: Well.
Andrew: His jacket had an erection. :O
Chris: Whose jacket?
Andrew: John Marston's.
Andrew: And again it would appear.
Chris: I see.
Chris: I have no idea who that is.
Andrew: From Red Dead Redemption.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: It goes straight through his middle and out infront.
Chris: O.O
Andrew: I know.
Andrew: This is going well.
Chris: Indeed. Sorry for the lack of convo. I'm fuming.
Andrew: I'm playing RDR, so I can hardly comment. What are you fuming about?
Chris: People's sudden loss of humanity and compassion when it comes to BP execs.
Andrew: Ah. Yeah I can imagine they might get like that.
Chris: It's not like they did it on purpose.
Andrew: Quite. The fact that it was an experimental one.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: It would have been a great success if this hadn't happened.
Andrew: Unfortunately this isn't something that's funny.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Clearly the inhumanity isn't either if its got you fuming.
Chris: -nods- I'm not fuming about the oil spill because, while it's a disaster, BP -is- actually heading the cleanup effort and taking responsibility for it.
Andrew: As usual, its easy to judge and something we are all guilty of.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Those are my wise words of the day.
Chris: :)
Chris: You're getting wise in your advanced age.
Andrew: That is what happens when you get older.
Chris: :P
Chris: I wish to have nacho fingers.
Andrew: Is that when you finger-bang a Mexican?
Chris: Depends on what you mean by fingerbang.
Andrew: There's more than one definition?
Chris: Well, where would this fingerbanging occur?
Andrew: I just meant the act in general.
Chris: Oh
Andrew: What perchance did you mean?
Chris: Wouldn't you like to know? :P
Andrew: That was the intention of my question, being as it was, a question.
Chris: :P
Chris: So guess what my most visited website is?
Andrew: Misty gets gangbanged over and over?
Chris: No.
Chris: Even more than that.
Andrew: Dunno.
Chris: Tvguide.com
Andrew: I see.
Chris: :P
Andrew: An amazing insight into your life there.
Andrew: That dude is crazy for the cannibis.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: So what you up to now?
Chris: Being incredibly bored.
Andrew: Well I shall help that by leaving. Cya later.
Chris: Laters.
Andrew: I have returned!
Chris: Damn! I'd just gotten back from the hardware store with some cyanide.
Andrew: Since when can you buy cyanide in hardware stores?
Chris: Did I say hardware store? I meant black market.
Andrew: Fair enough, I would expect there to be at least one hardware stall at the black market.
Chris: There is.
Chris: But "hardware" usually consists of acetylene welding torches, barbed wire, and plutonium.
Andrew: Weapons grade plutonium?
Chris: Nothing but.
Andrew: 'Cause that's the stuff you want.
Chris: -nods- Can't make weapons out of non-weapons grade.
Andrew: I think that is kinda obvious.
Chris: I mean, you could, because plutonium is pretty nasty, but anything worthwhile has to have weapons-grade.
Andrew: Back. >.<
Chris: BRB
Chris: Fag
Andrew: Ok.
Chris: Back fag
Andrew: WB
Chris: Thanks.
Chris: So what are your plans for tomorrow?
Andrew: BBQ
Chris: Nice!
Chris: Happy almost birthday, BTW
Chris: :)
Chris: I'll make your birthday thread in two hours when it's actually midnight in the UK. :P
Chris: HOLY CHIZZ
Andrew: You mean like now?
Andrew: Its been Sunday for about 40 minutes.
Chris: So I came to realize.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Oh and thank you. :P
Chris: But birthday thread = made. :)
Andrew: I'll wait for the +1s before replying.
Andrew: I had my monitor switched off, which was why I wasn't prompt in replying here.
Andrew: BRB
Andrew: Back.
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: So found anything else to talk about for LOLage?
Andrew: Yay, random people did honour my b-day!
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: Plus as its now 1am I am officially 25!
Andrew: Ugh.
Chris: Hurrah!
Chris: BRB
Andrew: K.
Chris: Back
Andrew: Hey!
Chris: :P
Andrew: Well.
Andrew: His jacket had an erection. :O
Chris: Whose jacket?
Andrew: John Marston's.
Andrew: And again it would appear.
Chris: I see.
Chris: I have no idea who that is.
Andrew: From Red Dead Redemption.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: It goes straight through his middle and out infront.
Chris: O.O
Andrew: I know.
Andrew: This is going well.
Chris: Indeed. Sorry for the lack of convo. I'm fuming.
Andrew: I'm playing RDR, so I can hardly comment. What are you fuming about?
Chris: People's sudden loss of humanity and compassion when it comes to BP execs.
Andrew: Ah. Yeah I can imagine they might get like that.
Chris: It's not like they did it on purpose.
Andrew: Quite. The fact that it was an experimental one.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: It would have been a great success if this hadn't happened.
Andrew: Unfortunately this isn't something that's funny.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Clearly the inhumanity isn't either if its got you fuming.
Chris: -nods- I'm not fuming about the oil spill because, while it's a disaster, BP -is- actually heading the cleanup effort and taking responsibility for it.
Andrew: As usual, its easy to judge and something we are all guilty of.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Those are my wise words of the day.
Chris: :)
Chris: You're getting wise in your advanced age.
Andrew: That is what happens when you get older.
Chris: :P
Chris: I wish to have nacho fingers.
Andrew: Is that when you finger-bang a Mexican?
Chris: Depends on what you mean by fingerbang.
Andrew: There's more than one definition?
Chris: Well, where would this fingerbanging occur?
Andrew: I just meant the act in general.
Chris: Oh
Andrew: What perchance did you mean?
Chris: Wouldn't you like to know? :P
Andrew: That was the intention of my question, being as it was, a question.
Chris: :P
Chris: So guess what my most visited website is?
Andrew: Misty gets gangbanged over and over?
Chris: No.
Chris: Even more than that.
Andrew: Dunno.
Chris: Tvguide.com
Andrew: I see.
Chris: :P
Andrew: An amazing insight into your life there.
Andrew: That dude is crazy for the cannibis.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: So what you up to now?
Chris: Being incredibly bored.
Andrew: Well I shall help that by leaving. Cya later.
Chris: Laters.
Cannibalism and Behind the Scenes [June]
5th June 2010
Chris: So I've decided that you're a liar.
Andrew: Why?
Chris: Remember how you said you sent the chats?
Andrew: Yes.
Chris: You didn't.
Andrew: Really? Oh.
Chris: :P
Andrew: It says I sent it.
Chris: Gmail says you didn't. :P
Andrew: Forwarded.
Chris: Ah, damnit.
Andrew: Did you just find it? :P
Chris: Hotmail didn't forward it to Gmail.
Andrew: Boom.
Chris: Just send the chats to [email] from now on.
Andrew: So its all the latest ones. After that, other than this current one, there will
only be old ones.
Chris: Sweet. We can do "Retro" specials.
Andrew: There were a few I missed out as they were rubbish.
Chris: -nods- Good.
Andrew: So we are at least in a decent position now.
Chris: ^_^
Chris: Doggie style?
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Now just to drum up some excitement for it. So I need it in my sig ready for tomorrow.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Should I copy yours?
Chris: -shrugs- It would be easy.
Andrew: I was thinking of adding something like "Immaturity awaits."
Chris: DO IT.
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Did I even spell it correctly?
Chris: Yes.
Chris: So sayeth the spell check.
Chris: Added.
Andrew: GIVE ME YOUR SIG CODE!
Chris: What's the magic word?
Andrew: NOW!
Chris: :)
Chris: [Boring code rubbish]
Chris: There you go.
Andrew: That link doesn't work, this explains the 404 error.
Chris: -laughs- You can't click on it in here.
Andrew: I meant the actual link. :P
Andrew: Someone I showed yesterday said it didn't work either. This all makes sense now.
Andrew: It should be http://sothisislaughter.blogspot.com/
Chris: Yes, it should. I was rectifying this error as we spoke.
Chris: [Re-edited but equally boring code]
Andrew: That wouldn't have helped. :P
Chris: :P
Chris: Why not?
Andrew: Because anyone who attempted to look wouldn't have been able to.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: Because of course, that's the problem.
Chris: :P
Chris: Of course.
Andrew: So. Said person that I was talking to, suggested we talk about new items.
Andrew: Which I think we had thought of before.
Chris: All new convos posted.
Chris: New items? Like what?
Andrew: News* :/
Chris: News bores me.
Andrew: Well new items then, like future inventions!
Chris: Hmmmm...what would the most useful invention ever be?
Andrew: Already invented?
Chris: LOL IRL
Chris: Oh, so I got a UStream channel.
Andrew: Its an easy answer.
Chris: Okay, so what is a useful invention that hasn't been invented yet?
Andrew: I thought it was one that had been invented!
Chris: Let me rephrase the question.
Chris: What invention do you think would be useful, but hasn't been invented yet?
Andrew: Hmm.
Andrew: Some sort of teleportation device would be useful.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: What about one that would be like a portal so you could pee wherever you wanted and still have it go into your toilet?
Andrew: Yes, which is a bit like the thing in that Family Guy episode. The difference in that being that it is sent to an alternate dimension.
Chris: Or like the Simpsons. :P
Andrew: I think that's the universe where Religion or maybe just Christianity never existed.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: So it didn't inhibit scientific advance.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: So your friend wants us to talk about news?
Andrew: Not exactly, it was merely a suggestion of something to talk about. As I said we needed ideas.
Chris: Ah.
Chris: I found an interesting news story.
Andrew: At least for the original idea we did, so jokes could occur.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Seeing as that was the whole intention in the first place.
Chris: So there's this guy who was driving in upstate New York and went off the road because he swerved to avoid a deer.
Chris: Can you guess what he survived on?
Chris: Oh, and they found him 4 days later.
Andrew: His dead passenger?
Chris: No passengers.
Andrew: His own leg?
Chris: That's kinda creepy. I was just thinking that.
Andrew: Did he crash into someone after avoiding the deer?
Chris: No.
Andrew: Drinking his own pee?
Chris: He drank SOMETHING.
Andrew: Jizz?
Chris: You wish.
Andrew: Quite the opposite infact, though that would be amusing.
Andrew: I have no idea then. What?
Chris: Swamp water.
Andrew: Why?
Chris: ...he crashed into a swamp?
Chris: It's not like there was a soda machine. :P
Andrew: Then I fear my image of America has been highly influenced by hollywood.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: BRB laundry
Andrew: I am off now anyway, cya later.
Chris: So I've decided that you're a liar.
Andrew: Why?
Chris: Remember how you said you sent the chats?
Andrew: Yes.
Chris: You didn't.
Andrew: Really? Oh.
Chris: :P
Andrew: It says I sent it.
Chris: Gmail says you didn't. :P
Andrew: Forwarded.
Chris: Ah, damnit.
Andrew: Did you just find it? :P
Chris: Hotmail didn't forward it to Gmail.
Andrew: Boom.
Chris: Just send the chats to [email] from now on.
Andrew: So its all the latest ones. After that, other than this current one, there will
only be old ones.
Chris: Sweet. We can do "Retro" specials.
Andrew: There were a few I missed out as they were rubbish.
Chris: -nods- Good.
Andrew: So we are at least in a decent position now.
Chris: ^_^
Chris: Doggie style?
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Now just to drum up some excitement for it. So I need it in my sig ready for tomorrow.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Should I copy yours?
Chris: -shrugs- It would be easy.
Andrew: I was thinking of adding something like "Immaturity awaits."
Chris: DO IT.
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Did I even spell it correctly?
Chris: Yes.
Chris: So sayeth the spell check.
Chris: Added.
Andrew: GIVE ME YOUR SIG CODE!
Chris: What's the magic word?
Andrew: NOW!
Chris: :)
Chris: [Boring code rubbish]
Chris: There you go.
Andrew: That link doesn't work, this explains the 404 error.
Chris: -laughs- You can't click on it in here.
Andrew: I meant the actual link. :P
Andrew: Someone I showed yesterday said it didn't work either. This all makes sense now.
Andrew: It should be http://sothisislaughter.blogspot.com/
Chris: Yes, it should. I was rectifying this error as we spoke.
Chris: [Re-edited but equally boring code]
Andrew: That wouldn't have helped. :P
Chris: :P
Chris: Why not?
Andrew: Because anyone who attempted to look wouldn't have been able to.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: Because of course, that's the problem.
Chris: :P
Chris: Of course.
Andrew: So. Said person that I was talking to, suggested we talk about new items.
Andrew: Which I think we had thought of before.
Chris: All new convos posted.
Chris: New items? Like what?
Andrew: News* :/
Chris: News bores me.
Andrew: Well new items then, like future inventions!
Chris: Hmmmm...what would the most useful invention ever be?
Andrew: Already invented?
Chris: LOL IRL
Chris: Oh, so I got a UStream channel.
Andrew: Its an easy answer.
Chris: Okay, so what is a useful invention that hasn't been invented yet?
Andrew: I thought it was one that had been invented!
Chris: Let me rephrase the question.
Chris: What invention do you think would be useful, but hasn't been invented yet?
Andrew: Hmm.
Andrew: Some sort of teleportation device would be useful.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: What about one that would be like a portal so you could pee wherever you wanted and still have it go into your toilet?
Andrew: Yes, which is a bit like the thing in that Family Guy episode. The difference in that being that it is sent to an alternate dimension.
Chris: Or like the Simpsons. :P
Andrew: I think that's the universe where Religion or maybe just Christianity never existed.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: So it didn't inhibit scientific advance.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: So your friend wants us to talk about news?
Andrew: Not exactly, it was merely a suggestion of something to talk about. As I said we needed ideas.
Chris: Ah.
Chris: I found an interesting news story.
Andrew: At least for the original idea we did, so jokes could occur.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Seeing as that was the whole intention in the first place.
Chris: So there's this guy who was driving in upstate New York and went off the road because he swerved to avoid a deer.
Chris: Can you guess what he survived on?
Chris: Oh, and they found him 4 days later.
Andrew: His dead passenger?
Chris: No passengers.
Andrew: His own leg?
Chris: That's kinda creepy. I was just thinking that.
Andrew: Did he crash into someone after avoiding the deer?
Chris: No.
Andrew: Drinking his own pee?
Chris: He drank SOMETHING.
Andrew: Jizz?
Chris: You wish.
Andrew: Quite the opposite infact, though that would be amusing.
Andrew: I have no idea then. What?
Chris: Swamp water.
Andrew: Why?
Chris: ...he crashed into a swamp?
Chris: It's not like there was a soda machine. :P
Andrew: Then I fear my image of America has been highly influenced by hollywood.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: BRB laundry
Andrew: I am off now anyway, cya later.
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