Random Snippets
Andrew: Life should be more like "Brave New World".
Chris: Why?
Andrew: Erotic play for the kids, youthful looks till you are like 40 or something and promiscuity is encouraged.
Chris: That sounds like heaven.
Andrew: Certainly does!
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Andrew: So are you done with Uni now?
Chris: For the semester. I go back on January 11th.
Andrew: I still have a week left.
Chris: Of?
Andrew: Guess.
Chris: Work.
Andrew: Yup.
Chris: And then?
Andrew: I explode.
Chris: Awesome!
Andrew: It should be a pleasurable experience, I'm looking forward to it.
Chris: So I've heard.
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Andrew: Give it away!
Chris: :-P
Andrew: I say that to all the girls.
Chris: And they say?
Andrew: They say "Give it away!", then I say "Give it away now!".
Chris: XD
Andrew: I think I make you do that almost everyday.
Chris: Only because you're so awesome.
Andrew: Or you are easily pleased, or both, or all three.
Chris: All three!
Andrew: That's the answer to so many of life's questions.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Like, which sister do I get with?
Chris: All three!
Andrew: That was assumed, but yeah. :P
Chris: :P
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Chris: Damn. I lost my place in line helping out that invalid.
Andrew: I'm not an invalid!
Chris: I know!
Chris: That, and I made the mistake of coming to Wendy's during lunch.
Andrew: Is she busy?
Chris: There are a lot of Mexicans here, too.
Andrew: Fucking Mexicans, with their hats and bandoliers!
Chris: Lmao
Chris: Incidentally, they're all wearing bandoliers.
Andrew: I bet they all fat with big moustaches.
Chris: They are!
Andrew: I'm not sure I know what a bandoliers is.
Chris: Crap. This guy just ordered 7 hamburgers.
Chris: And its a strap of ammunition you can wear.
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Andrew: A girl once talked to me when I was in a Burger King.
Andrew: As I thought.
Chris: O.O
Andrew: This was years ago, when I was at school. :P
Chris: What did she say to you?
Chris: :-P
Andrew: I think she asked what my name was and what my mates name was.
Chris: Is that all?
Andrew: From what I can remember yes. I think it was another encounter where I got sucked off.
Chris: O.O
Andrew: I think that was at a petting zoo. Those goats don't know when to stop. I never should have fed them. :(
Chris: Lmao
Chris: Irl
Andrew: Are the Mexicans looking at you?
Chris: Yes, as the cashier is Mexican.
Andrew: Its OK, let them look.
Monday, August 2, 2010
Glastonbury and the Evian Challenge [July]
10th July
Andrew: Well isn't that creative. :P
Chris: I thought you'd like it. :P
Andrew: You should have put, "Without you, I'd be everything."
Chris: That'd be lying.
Andrew: ^^
Chris: :P
Chris: I mean, $$
Andrew: So how goes it?
Chris: Not too bad. You?
Andrew: I'm chuffing hot at the moment. I'm sitting here in only boxers and headphones.
Andrew: Playing some RDR, hence the sporadic replies.
Chris: You sure know how to reply sporadically, though. :P
Chris: And, to make things even/weirder/more awkward, I'm sitting here in only gym shorts. So there.
Andrew: HOT.
Chris: So are you
Andrew: Oh, stop.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Though I did say I was just now. :/
Chris: Didn't ruin it in the slightest.
Andrew: Right enough with the Xbox, my room is too hot already.
Chris: LOL
Chris: It's because you're in it
Andrew: That doesn't help either, my hands get sweaty whenever I touch anything.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: So have I talked about Glasto yet?
Chris: Slightly
Andrew: Can you remember what I mentioned?
Chris: Not particularly.
Andrew: Great because as it was over a week ago, I've forgotten everything.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: It was basically a bunch of hot chicks wandering around a load of fields, while wearing very few clothes due to the heat.
Chris: Is that all you noticed? :P
Andrew: I think at some point there was some music as well.
Andrew: I partially remember that there were a few guys as well. :/
Chris: LOL
Andrew: We actually had a couple of females in our extended camp.
Chris: Orly?
Andrew: Yuss.
Chris: And?
Andrew: Well could explain how this came about if you want?
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: So I went there with 2 guys, my mate Matt and his flatmate Matt (Matt 2, Snorlax). Snorlax also had a few guys that he festivals with come along as well. We saved an area of field so they could camp near us. They arrived a bit later than we did.
Andrew: So anywho, when they were queuing they got chatting to a couple of girls who had never been before and tagged along with the others.
Andrew: That's about it.
Chris: Ah. No sex?
Andrew: Nope, all I got was some super noodles. :P
Chris: And that's code for...? :p
Andrew: Oh, plus a comment about my fire being "cute."
Chris: LOL
Andrew: I wish it was a code for something, however this is not the case.
Andrew: It is as simple as me getting some crappy noodles that one of them didn't want to eat. This was at like 2 or 3 in the morning though.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: I ended up staying up till 6 :P
Chris: Eh, not too bad for a music festival
Andrew: Exactly, though I was all alone for most of it.
Chris: Awwww. Well, hopefully, there'll be a music fest going on when I get to England
Andrew: Almost certainly.
Andrew: So on a code related note.
Andrew: On Wednesday night when Matt, Snorlax and I were chilling at the tent chatting about random things, as you do. I was being loud and pedantic as I was in a good mood and had been drinking So Co and Coke.
Andrew: I was saying about pipes giving you time to answer questions. Then Snorlax goes "I am in the pipe position!"
Andrew: To which I replied "oh realllllly?". Then it instantly became legendary.
Andrew: Piping that is.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: The whole extended weekend had a homoerotic undertone though. :P
Chris: LOL How so?
Andrew: Dunno, just your usual comments. All of which now escape me other that piping.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: The type where the replies are "oh really" or "you could at least buy me a drink first" etc.
Chris: Ah.
Chris: I don't even need to make those jokes on undertone
Andrew: That may have been a bad choice of words.
Chris: Why?
Andrew: Some were blatant.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: That may well be it for my Glasto antics.
Chris: Oh? Do tell.
Andrew: Yeah, I don't have any other things to say.
Chris: So you went with homoerotica? :P
Andrew: :S
Chris: LOL!
Andrew: BRB
Chris: OK
Andrew: Back
Andrew: So I did think of something else, but its not that nice.
Chris: What would that be?
Andrew: It is toilet related.
Chris: Do tell
Andrew: Well also on Wednesday night, we were all too lazy to wonder down the hill to pee. So the also legendary "Evian Challenge" was born.
Chris: O.O
Andrew: Pee in a bottle and hope you don't overflow.
Chris: LOL!
Chris: I like it!
Andrew: It actually became a nightly exercise due to convenience.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: That must be everything now.
Chris: Damn.
Andrew: Actually, no!
Chris: :-O
Andrew: So Thursday we went down into the stalls area so Snorlax could get himself a hat.
Andrew: At the very first stall we get to, the women there asks him "Do you have a girlfriend?". He's like "No, why?". "Well with a t-shirt like that you'll never get one." :-O
Andrew: His t-shirt said "Washing up: X Cleaning: X Football: Tick Beer and Chips: Tick Tick"
Andrew: Or something along those lines.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: We were all like WTF.
Andrew: I was tempted to question her on why it was bad.
Andrew: As nothing on there is sexist.
Andrew: So yeah, that was lame.
Chris: LOL I thought it was amusing
Andrew: You think everything is. :P
Andrew: Well this is a decent addition to the growing Blogchive.
Chris: Is it? I like our chats.
Andrew: It's long and funny.
Chris: Well, we've already established that. I was talking about our chats.
Andrew: I meant this chat, now, here.
Andrew: I hate them all.
Chris: LOL Why?
Andrew: Like I need a reason, have you seen some of the things I say. Seriously, I need help.
Chris: No, you don't.
Andrew: I know, I need a better writer.
Chris: Isn't your writer Jewish?
Andrew: Yeah, he is also my accountant. :/
Chris: I'd fire him.
Andrew: One step ahead.
Chris: You force fed him a sandwich made of bacon, pork chops, Canadian Bacon, and ham?
Andrew: i had bacon almost every morning (brunch) at Glasto!
Chris: Bacon butties?
Andrew: Yeah, I also had a double egg roll once. I still don't know why.
Chris: Double egg roll?
Andrew: Yes, 2 fried eggs in a bap.
Chris: Ah.
Chris: I thought you meant egg rolls.
Andrew: Nope.
Chris: Consider yourself lucky: I brought you outside with me whilst I smoke a fag
Andrew: What's he like?
Chris: Tall, dark, and handsome
Chris: Not as hot as you, though
Andrew: So someone actually noticed I have a blog today.
Chris: Orly?
Andrew: Yes, they said "I didn't know you had a blog."
Chris: LOL
Andrew: Did you notice The Baron is a fan of the blog?
Chris: I did, and I was very happy to see that.
Andrew: I think he is laying low for some reason, though he has got himself a picture finally.
Chris: I saw that too!
Andrew: We should badger him to become more active.
Chris: -nods- That we should
Andrew: Oh yeah, so You had to be there moment of the week.
Chris: :)
Andrew: Ryan's comment about Pawel's (the Polish guy of many names now (at work)) face, "he looks like he's trying to cover up a rape."
Chris: LOL!
Andrew: Aaron dropped a monitor on his foot as well and proceeded to limp for a couple of days.
Chris: I think I know where this is going
Andrew: Where?
Chris: You joked that the polish guy raped Aaron?
Andrew: No nothing of the sort, I was just thinking of other work related things.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: The drop happened before the rape face comment.
Andrew: Plus Pawel is the Duck man.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: Plus the master of The Pav Test. Which is copied from PAT Testing.
Chris: Say what?
Andrew: PAT Testing is what you do when testing electrical equipment.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: I merely thought of having a Pav Test. Which I think is some sort of duck grooming thing.
Chris: LOL!
Chris: I like that!
Andrew: Or duck assessment.
Andrew: So as of today, the new thing is to say "Did you hear that?" after burping. In honour of Elf.
Chris: Elf?
Andrew: The movie with Will Ferrell.
Chris: Oh yeah, the one I haven't seen
Andrew: He necks a 2L bottle of Coke then does an epic burp and asks that.
Chris: Ahhhhhh
Andrew: Have you watched Anchorman yet?
Chris: Never seen it.
Andrew: :(
Chris: :P
Andrew: I should be off.
Chris: Okay then. Toodles!
Andrew: Cya later mate. Stay cool.
Chris: You as well.
Andrew: Well isn't that creative. :P
Chris: I thought you'd like it. :P
Andrew: You should have put, "Without you, I'd be everything."
Chris: That'd be lying.
Andrew: ^^
Chris: :P
Chris: I mean, $$
Andrew: So how goes it?
Chris: Not too bad. You?
Andrew: I'm chuffing hot at the moment. I'm sitting here in only boxers and headphones.
Andrew: Playing some RDR, hence the sporadic replies.
Chris: You sure know how to reply sporadically, though. :P
Chris: And, to make things even/weirder/more awkward, I'm sitting here in only gym shorts. So there.
Andrew: HOT.
Chris: So are you
Andrew: Oh, stop.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Though I did say I was just now. :/
Chris: Didn't ruin it in the slightest.
Andrew: Right enough with the Xbox, my room is too hot already.
Chris: LOL
Chris: It's because you're in it
Andrew: That doesn't help either, my hands get sweaty whenever I touch anything.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: So have I talked about Glasto yet?
Chris: Slightly
Andrew: Can you remember what I mentioned?
Chris: Not particularly.
Andrew: Great because as it was over a week ago, I've forgotten everything.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: It was basically a bunch of hot chicks wandering around a load of fields, while wearing very few clothes due to the heat.
Chris: Is that all you noticed? :P
Andrew: I think at some point there was some music as well.
Andrew: I partially remember that there were a few guys as well. :/
Chris: LOL
Andrew: We actually had a couple of females in our extended camp.
Chris: Orly?
Andrew: Yuss.
Chris: And?
Andrew: Well could explain how this came about if you want?
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: So I went there with 2 guys, my mate Matt and his flatmate Matt (Matt 2, Snorlax). Snorlax also had a few guys that he festivals with come along as well. We saved an area of field so they could camp near us. They arrived a bit later than we did.
Andrew: So anywho, when they were queuing they got chatting to a couple of girls who had never been before and tagged along with the others.
Andrew: That's about it.
Chris: Ah. No sex?
Andrew: Nope, all I got was some super noodles. :P
Chris: And that's code for...? :p
Andrew: Oh, plus a comment about my fire being "cute."
Chris: LOL
Andrew: I wish it was a code for something, however this is not the case.
Andrew: It is as simple as me getting some crappy noodles that one of them didn't want to eat. This was at like 2 or 3 in the morning though.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: I ended up staying up till 6 :P
Chris: Eh, not too bad for a music festival
Andrew: Exactly, though I was all alone for most of it.
Chris: Awwww. Well, hopefully, there'll be a music fest going on when I get to England
Andrew: Almost certainly.
Andrew: So on a code related note.
Andrew: On Wednesday night when Matt, Snorlax and I were chilling at the tent chatting about random things, as you do. I was being loud and pedantic as I was in a good mood and had been drinking So Co and Coke.
Andrew: I was saying about pipes giving you time to answer questions. Then Snorlax goes "I am in the pipe position!"
Andrew: To which I replied "oh realllllly?". Then it instantly became legendary.
Andrew: Piping that is.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: The whole extended weekend had a homoerotic undertone though. :P
Chris: LOL How so?
Andrew: Dunno, just your usual comments. All of which now escape me other that piping.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: The type where the replies are "oh really" or "you could at least buy me a drink first" etc.
Chris: Ah.
Chris: I don't even need to make those jokes on undertone
Andrew: That may have been a bad choice of words.
Chris: Why?
Andrew: Some were blatant.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: That may well be it for my Glasto antics.
Chris: Oh? Do tell.
Andrew: Yeah, I don't have any other things to say.
Chris: So you went with homoerotica? :P
Andrew: :S
Chris: LOL!
Andrew: BRB
Chris: OK
Andrew: Back
Andrew: So I did think of something else, but its not that nice.
Chris: What would that be?
Andrew: It is toilet related.
Chris: Do tell
Andrew: Well also on Wednesday night, we were all too lazy to wonder down the hill to pee. So the also legendary "Evian Challenge" was born.
Chris: O.O
Andrew: Pee in a bottle and hope you don't overflow.
Chris: LOL!
Chris: I like it!
Andrew: It actually became a nightly exercise due to convenience.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: That must be everything now.
Chris: Damn.
Andrew: Actually, no!
Chris: :-O
Andrew: So Thursday we went down into the stalls area so Snorlax could get himself a hat.
Andrew: At the very first stall we get to, the women there asks him "Do you have a girlfriend?". He's like "No, why?". "Well with a t-shirt like that you'll never get one." :-O
Andrew: His t-shirt said "Washing up: X Cleaning: X Football: Tick Beer and Chips: Tick Tick"
Andrew: Or something along those lines.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: We were all like WTF.
Andrew: I was tempted to question her on why it was bad.
Andrew: As nothing on there is sexist.
Andrew: So yeah, that was lame.
Chris: LOL I thought it was amusing
Andrew: You think everything is. :P
Andrew: Well this is a decent addition to the growing Blogchive.
Chris: Is it? I like our chats.
Andrew: It's long and funny.
Chris: Well, we've already established that. I was talking about our chats.
Andrew: I meant this chat, now, here.
Andrew: I hate them all.
Chris: LOL Why?
Andrew: Like I need a reason, have you seen some of the things I say. Seriously, I need help.
Chris: No, you don't.
Andrew: I know, I need a better writer.
Chris: Isn't your writer Jewish?
Andrew: Yeah, he is also my accountant. :/
Chris: I'd fire him.
Andrew: One step ahead.
Chris: You force fed him a sandwich made of bacon, pork chops, Canadian Bacon, and ham?
Andrew: i had bacon almost every morning (brunch) at Glasto!
Chris: Bacon butties?
Andrew: Yeah, I also had a double egg roll once. I still don't know why.
Chris: Double egg roll?
Andrew: Yes, 2 fried eggs in a bap.
Chris: Ah.
Chris: I thought you meant egg rolls.
Andrew: Nope.
Chris: Consider yourself lucky: I brought you outside with me whilst I smoke a fag
Andrew: What's he like?
Chris: Tall, dark, and handsome
Chris: Not as hot as you, though
Andrew: So someone actually noticed I have a blog today.
Chris: Orly?
Andrew: Yes, they said "I didn't know you had a blog."
Chris: LOL
Andrew: Did you notice The Baron is a fan of the blog?
Chris: I did, and I was very happy to see that.
Andrew: I think he is laying low for some reason, though he has got himself a picture finally.
Chris: I saw that too!
Andrew: We should badger him to become more active.
Chris: -nods- That we should
Andrew: Oh yeah, so You had to be there moment of the week.
Chris: :)
Andrew: Ryan's comment about Pawel's (the Polish guy of many names now (at work)) face, "he looks like he's trying to cover up a rape."
Chris: LOL!
Andrew: Aaron dropped a monitor on his foot as well and proceeded to limp for a couple of days.
Chris: I think I know where this is going
Andrew: Where?
Chris: You joked that the polish guy raped Aaron?
Andrew: No nothing of the sort, I was just thinking of other work related things.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: The drop happened before the rape face comment.
Andrew: Plus Pawel is the Duck man.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: Plus the master of The Pav Test. Which is copied from PAT Testing.
Chris: Say what?
Andrew: PAT Testing is what you do when testing electrical equipment.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: I merely thought of having a Pav Test. Which I think is some sort of duck grooming thing.
Chris: LOL!
Chris: I like that!
Andrew: Or duck assessment.
Andrew: So as of today, the new thing is to say "Did you hear that?" after burping. In honour of Elf.
Chris: Elf?
Andrew: The movie with Will Ferrell.
Chris: Oh yeah, the one I haven't seen
Andrew: He necks a 2L bottle of Coke then does an epic burp and asks that.
Chris: Ahhhhhh
Andrew: Have you watched Anchorman yet?
Chris: Never seen it.
Andrew: :(
Chris: :P
Andrew: I should be off.
Chris: Okay then. Toodles!
Andrew: Cya later mate. Stay cool.
Chris: You as well.
Science and Money Shots [June]
22nd June
Andrew: I never tire of blow outs on the highway. (A reference to his FB status update.)
Chris: Sorry. Was at dinner.
Andrew: But not away! You confusing monster!
Chris: :P
Chris: It was kind of sudden.
Andrew: Like something sudden.
Chris: True
Andrew: How goes it?
Chris: Just knocking back a beer and preparing to finish a research paper.
Chris: How bout you?
Andrew: Knocking back a coke and watching someone on Blogtv.
Chris: Nice.
Andrew: Yes!
Chris: :)
Andrew: This guy is a music reviewer and I've come to realise I only watch his vids to hear what he says. :P
Chris: LOL! Is his speech that amusing?
Andrew: Not amusing, but he is erm "wordy". :P
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: Like talking to you.
Chris: LOL!
Andrew: So I'm not gonna be around for the next week or so.
Chris: May I ask why?
Andrew: I think you just did.
Andrew: I'm off to the Glastonbury festival!
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Yes, so I can hang about with my mates friends that I don't think I've met before... in a field!
Chris: Sounds exciting!
Andrew: I seem to be somewhat apprehensive about it right now. :/
Chris: Why?
Andrew: I dunno. I was like this last year as well.
Chris: Ah. Well, I'm sure it'll be a blast.
Andrew: There is other stuff I guess they won't want to see, but it will be lame if I wonder around on my own.
Chris: I guess. :P
Andrew: HEH. :P
Andrew: So yeah, its unlikely I will be on here. Amazingly.
Chris: XD
Andrew: Hopefully it will create some stories for me to share though.
Chris: -nods- As I have none.
Andrew: I don't at the moment either, that I can think of.
Chris: Damn.
Andrew: Hmm.
Andrew: The only one I can think of won't translate well.
Andrew: I fail at entertaining.
Chris: Eh, it's okay.
Andrew: Something up?
Chris: Nope. Just working on the paper.
Andrew: I can not think of anything to say, this disappoints me.
Chris: :(
Andrew: I need something to waffle about.
Chris: Waffles?
Andrew: I don't think so.
Chris: :-\
Andrew: What is your paper about?
Chris: Influence of varying amounts of soil salinity on peas, radishes, and corn plant growth and development.
Andrew: I imagine you talking about that stuff all the time.
Chris: LOL I do not.
Andrew: Deny it all you want. You will turn up in tweed jacket with leather pads on the shoulders and elbows.
Chris: LOL Probably. I'd probably do that just for the sheer amusement.
Andrew: You'll be in the corner of a pub, in a comfy chair. Reading a dictionary and smoking a pipe.
Andrew: Your glasses perched on the end of your nose.
Chris: Naturally. And a pipe.
Andrew: Two pipes?
Chris: Hell yes.
Andrew: If that situation doesn't occur at some point in time. Well. I may have got the wrong idea about you.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Now we have something, unless I decide you are fictional.
Chris: Am I?
Andrew: I haven't decided yet. I had deja vu last week, that weirded me out.
Andrew: This made me think of that for some reason.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: That was like one of my usual conversation cuts.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: Seriously. I'm fairly conventional when talking to you, unless I'm talking about films or games.
Chris: I don't know if that should worry me. :P
Andrew: Imagine I just put down what ever is in my head. Like straight into words.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: Hard to explain, well harder to explain as I have enough trouble explaining simple things. I just develop different conversation styles depending on who I'm talking to.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: So also, I need a gun to be cool, right?
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: :(
Chris: Just kidding.
Andrew: No, I've seen the kool kidz on PB have all got them.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: I would have got involved, but I don't have a pic and I don't want them to shoot me. :/
Chris: LOL
Andrew: Magic = Andrew: says (02:12): What, involve your sister? I can't see any disadvantage to that. Person I is chatting to says (02:12): xD She's always ready to jump in.
Andrew: :-O
Chris: LMAO
Andrew: There's the money shot.
Andrew: Self LOLage!
Chris: :)
Andrew: Andrew: says (02:16): Why didn't you tell me that before! Person I is chatting to says (02:19): It never came up! Andrew: says (02:20): I didn't realise she needed to know when that happens!
Chris: XD
Andrew: I've set flirt to stun.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: I'm off now, so I will most likely speak to you in a week or so.
Chris: Laters
Andrew: I never tire of blow outs on the highway. (A reference to his FB status update.)
Chris: Sorry. Was at dinner.
Andrew: But not away! You confusing monster!
Chris: :P
Chris: It was kind of sudden.
Andrew: Like something sudden.
Chris: True
Andrew: How goes it?
Chris: Just knocking back a beer and preparing to finish a research paper.
Chris: How bout you?
Andrew: Knocking back a coke and watching someone on Blogtv.
Chris: Nice.
Andrew: Yes!
Chris: :)
Andrew: This guy is a music reviewer and I've come to realise I only watch his vids to hear what he says. :P
Chris: LOL! Is his speech that amusing?
Andrew: Not amusing, but he is erm "wordy". :P
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: Like talking to you.
Chris: LOL!
Andrew: So I'm not gonna be around for the next week or so.
Chris: May I ask why?
Andrew: I think you just did.
Andrew: I'm off to the Glastonbury festival!
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Yes, so I can hang about with my mates friends that I don't think I've met before... in a field!
Chris: Sounds exciting!
Andrew: I seem to be somewhat apprehensive about it right now. :/
Chris: Why?
Andrew: I dunno. I was like this last year as well.
Chris: Ah. Well, I'm sure it'll be a blast.
Andrew: There is other stuff I guess they won't want to see, but it will be lame if I wonder around on my own.
Chris: I guess. :P
Andrew: HEH. :P
Andrew: So yeah, its unlikely I will be on here. Amazingly.
Chris: XD
Andrew: Hopefully it will create some stories for me to share though.
Chris: -nods- As I have none.
Andrew: I don't at the moment either, that I can think of.
Chris: Damn.
Andrew: Hmm.
Andrew: The only one I can think of won't translate well.
Andrew: I fail at entertaining.
Chris: Eh, it's okay.
Andrew: Something up?
Chris: Nope. Just working on the paper.
Andrew: I can not think of anything to say, this disappoints me.
Chris: :(
Andrew: I need something to waffle about.
Chris: Waffles?
Andrew: I don't think so.
Chris: :-\
Andrew: What is your paper about?
Chris: Influence of varying amounts of soil salinity on peas, radishes, and corn plant growth and development.
Andrew: I imagine you talking about that stuff all the time.
Chris: LOL I do not.
Andrew: Deny it all you want. You will turn up in tweed jacket with leather pads on the shoulders and elbows.
Chris: LOL Probably. I'd probably do that just for the sheer amusement.
Andrew: You'll be in the corner of a pub, in a comfy chair. Reading a dictionary and smoking a pipe.
Andrew: Your glasses perched on the end of your nose.
Chris: Naturally. And a pipe.
Andrew: Two pipes?
Chris: Hell yes.
Andrew: If that situation doesn't occur at some point in time. Well. I may have got the wrong idea about you.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Now we have something, unless I decide you are fictional.
Chris: Am I?
Andrew: I haven't decided yet. I had deja vu last week, that weirded me out.
Andrew: This made me think of that for some reason.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: That was like one of my usual conversation cuts.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: Seriously. I'm fairly conventional when talking to you, unless I'm talking about films or games.
Chris: I don't know if that should worry me. :P
Andrew: Imagine I just put down what ever is in my head. Like straight into words.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: Hard to explain, well harder to explain as I have enough trouble explaining simple things. I just develop different conversation styles depending on who I'm talking to.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: So also, I need a gun to be cool, right?
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: :(
Chris: Just kidding.
Andrew: No, I've seen the kool kidz on PB have all got them.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: I would have got involved, but I don't have a pic and I don't want them to shoot me. :/
Chris: LOL
Andrew: Magic = Andrew: says (02:12): What, involve your sister? I can't see any disadvantage to that. Person I is chatting to says (02:12): xD She's always ready to jump in.
Andrew: :-O
Chris: LMAO
Andrew: There's the money shot.
Andrew: Self LOLage!
Chris: :)
Andrew: Andrew: says (02:16): Why didn't you tell me that before! Person I is chatting to says (02:19): It never came up! Andrew: says (02:20): I didn't realise she needed to know when that happens!
Chris: XD
Andrew: I've set flirt to stun.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: I'm off now, so I will most likely speak to you in a week or so.
Chris: Laters
Monosyllables and "Special Man" [June]
10th June
Andrew: I apologise for the lack of opening joke again.
(Long time passes)
Andrew: Oh wait, you don't exist.
(A shorter amount of time passes)
Chris: I'm offended by that suggestion.
Andrew: I'm offended by large bananas.
Chris: No, you're not.
Andrew: True, I just find them phallic.
Chris: -nods- There we go.
Andrew: How goes it?
Chris: I've only been awake for half an hour. :P
Andrew: Should I be impressed?
Chris: No.
Andrew: Tough, I am.
Chris: True,
Andrew: Working it too hard again?
Chris: Hardly.
Andrew: Ah. So who does your FB post refer to?
Chris: (Person)
Andrew: Oh, a subject I don't understand.
Chris: :P
Andrew: LOL English things.
Chris: :P
Andrew: I bet that's one of your gripes with me.
Chris: What, that you're English?
Andrew: No, my inability to use it correct.
Chris: Oh. No, not really.
Andrew: Nah, I think time has shown that.
Chris: http://www.urlesque.com/2010/06/01/26-hilariously-inaccurate-knock-off-toys/?icid=main
Chris: I think you'll find those very entertaining.
Andrew: But will the viewers at home... lets find out.
Chris: Who cares?
Andrew: I know.
Andrew: I wish Super Bat had a "Non-fail action."
Chris: LOLChris: Me too.
Andrew: I thought Robert Cop was LOL worthy... but then I did gaze upon Specialman.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Thomas Transformers!
Chris: LOL
Chris: Now I gotta go.
Andrew: Byeo.
Chris: Later
Andrew: I apologise for the lack of opening joke again.
(Long time passes)
Andrew: Oh wait, you don't exist.
(A shorter amount of time passes)
Chris: I'm offended by that suggestion.
Andrew: I'm offended by large bananas.
Chris: No, you're not.
Andrew: True, I just find them phallic.
Chris: -nods- There we go.
Andrew: How goes it?
Chris: I've only been awake for half an hour. :P
Andrew: Should I be impressed?
Chris: No.
Andrew: Tough, I am.
Chris: True,
Andrew: Working it too hard again?
Chris: Hardly.
Andrew: Ah. So who does your FB post refer to?
Chris: (Person)
Andrew: Oh, a subject I don't understand.
Chris: :P
Andrew: LOL English things.
Chris: :P
Andrew: I bet that's one of your gripes with me.
Chris: What, that you're English?
Andrew: No, my inability to use it correct.
Chris: Oh. No, not really.
Andrew: Nah, I think time has shown that.
Chris: http://www.urlesque.com/2010/06/01/26-hilariously-inaccurate-knock-off-toys/?icid=main
Chris: I think you'll find those very entertaining.
Andrew: But will the viewers at home... lets find out.
Chris: Who cares?
Andrew: I know.
Andrew: I wish Super Bat had a "Non-fail action."
Chris: LOLChris: Me too.
Andrew: I thought Robert Cop was LOL worthy... but then I did gaze upon Specialman.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Thomas Transformers!
Chris: LOL
Chris: Now I gotta go.
Andrew: Byeo.
Chris: Later
Sunday, July 4, 2010
Flight of the Conchords and Kevin Bacon [June]
7th & 8th June 2010
Chris: Hello, my sexy man.
Andrew: Hello good sir.
Chris: How goes it?
Andrew: I am er normal I guess. What about you?
Chris: I am er normal too.
Andrew: That's good then.
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: This could make for ground breaking blog action.
Chris: I suppose so. I'm tired.
Andrew: Was it really worth starting a convo then?
Chris: Well, I'm not going to sleep.
Andrew: Ahh.
Chris: Indeed.
Chris: So I finally got AIDS.
Andrew: That would explain the tiredness.
Chris: Actually, it doesn't, because I found out that it was just HIV with AIDS written on the box.
Chris: I returned it.
Andrew: Yeah, lets be honest, you want the real deal don't you.
Chris: I do.
Chris: Accept no substitutes.
Andrew: So it appears my character in Skate 3 is only allowed to look like Kevin Bacon.
Chris: Perhaps it would be better if it looked like Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man.
Andrew: Maybe so, or I should just change to a female one.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: It's so very limited, practically the same as Skate 2. :/
Chris: I've never played THPS
Andrew: This is Skate, not a Tony Hawks game.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: The create a skater on those was better.
Andrew: It disappoints me.
Chris: I'm sorry.
Andrew: It's not your fault.
Chris: It should be.
Andrew: I'm not sure why I even try to make them look good.
Chris: None of them could look as good as you.
Andrew: They don't even get the chance to look anything like me!
Chris: :(
Andrew: So what are you up to?
Chris: What am I usually doing?
Andrew: Paragliding?
Chris: You know it
Andrew: I can only assume you mean touching yourself.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: Actually, I was adjusting myself as you said that.
Andrew: Weird.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: Her son is called Heirzeus!
Chris: Whose?
Andrew: The woman in this film.
Andrew: Though I'm led to believe the spelling is infact Jesus!
Andrew: He threw meat and laughed!
Chris: LOL!
Chris: Exactly WJWD.
Andrew: ?
Chris: What Jesus Would Do.
Andrew: It was actually someone else that did that.
Andrew: I think WWJD should be a permanent feature.
Chris: Perhaps.
Andrew: Our one and only fan likes the opening jokes though.
Andrew: We are like FotC!
Chris: Yay!
Chris: Tell her/him to spread the word!
Andrew: Perhaps I shall, like right now!
Chris: Sweet!
Andrew: Then it will form a strange moment for them when they read this!
Chris: LOL I can imagine it will.
Andrew: They will know who they are. Or maybe by time this is uploaded, various people will! :P
Andrew: They might even know who you are!
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Is it done.
Chris: THUNDERCLAP
Andrew: I could probably find some other people that might like it, though I can't decide if I want to put it on FB or not.
Andrew: I hate the Thunderclap, it makes so much noise when you walk.
Chris: LOL
Chris: Yes, yes it does.
Andrew: Big LOLs = success.
Chris: :)
Andrew: These men all have moustaches. Is that what makes a true man?
Chris: Well, I have one (as part of my beard), so yes.
Andrew: That makes you more of a man.
Chris: I know. ^^
Andrew: So, I think I'm a bit like Dave from FotC [Flight of the Concords].
Chris: Dave...which one is he?
Andrew: The guy who has the pawn shop.
Chris: OHHHHHHH
Andrew: *The penny drops*
Chris: LOL I found out that the guy who hosted the MTV Movie Awards played the fruit vendor in the episode that featured "Mutha'uckas."
Chris: The racist one. LOL
Andrew: Yeah, I've seen him in Scrubs as well.
Chris: Oh yeah! I stopped watching after Elliot left Keith at the altar.
Andrew: Elliot. $$
Chris: She is quite attractive.
Andrew: She also has awesome hair.
Andrew: I can't remember what I was going to say about Dave.
Chris: LOL You think you're like Dave?
Andrew: A little, but only because of something the guy that plays him said in an interview.
Chris: What did he say?
Andrew: That is what I can't remember!
Andrew: Something like, he acts cool whereas in fact he is slightly in awe of these guys.
Chris: LOL I would be too.
Andrew: I take it you get the comparison?
Chris: I do.
Andrew: Mystique... :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: So I don't get how it can work the other way around.
Chris: -shrugs-
Andrew: I shouldn't dwell on these things.
Chris: Probably not.
Andrew: Or just stop considering some people higher or lower in terms of whether they would like me. :P
Chris: True, true.
Chris: See, when we do end up living together, I think it'll be like FotC.
Andrew: Just not as well written.
Chris: True.
Andrew: I hope it will last more than two series' as well.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: But my anecdotes could become songs.
Chris: Hooray!
Andrew: Lee Van Cleef smoking a pipe. Piercing stare, but with an air of intellect.
Chris: I like it.
Andrew: We can get large comfy chairs and sit about smoking pipes. (Only I will pretend or have a bubble pipe)
Chris: LOL
Andrew: A naked woman bathing!
Chris: :P
Andrew: The barman looks like Randy from My name is Earl.
Andrew: Dude, he unrolled a blanket on the side of his horse and had like 4 rifles there!
Chris: O.O
Andrew: He then selected one and proceeded to shoot the buck tooth guy who was riding away.
Chris: Any cougar attacks?
Andrew: Not yet. Just some old school Clint western action.
Chris: Well, I gotta go.
Chris: Peace, dude.
Andrew: Cya later.
Chris: Hello, my sexy man.
Andrew: Hello good sir.
Chris: How goes it?
Andrew: I am er normal I guess. What about you?
Chris: I am er normal too.
Andrew: That's good then.
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: This could make for ground breaking blog action.
Chris: I suppose so. I'm tired.
Andrew: Was it really worth starting a convo then?
Chris: Well, I'm not going to sleep.
Andrew: Ahh.
Chris: Indeed.
Chris: So I finally got AIDS.
Andrew: That would explain the tiredness.
Chris: Actually, it doesn't, because I found out that it was just HIV with AIDS written on the box.
Chris: I returned it.
Andrew: Yeah, lets be honest, you want the real deal don't you.
Chris: I do.
Chris: Accept no substitutes.
Andrew: So it appears my character in Skate 3 is only allowed to look like Kevin Bacon.
Chris: Perhaps it would be better if it looked like Kevin Bacon in Hollow Man.
Andrew: Maybe so, or I should just change to a female one.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: It's so very limited, practically the same as Skate 2. :/
Chris: I've never played THPS
Andrew: This is Skate, not a Tony Hawks game.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: The create a skater on those was better.
Andrew: It disappoints me.
Chris: I'm sorry.
Andrew: It's not your fault.
Chris: It should be.
Andrew: I'm not sure why I even try to make them look good.
Chris: None of them could look as good as you.
Andrew: They don't even get the chance to look anything like me!
Chris: :(
Andrew: So what are you up to?
Chris: What am I usually doing?
Andrew: Paragliding?
Chris: You know it
Andrew: I can only assume you mean touching yourself.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: Actually, I was adjusting myself as you said that.
Andrew: Weird.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: Her son is called Heirzeus!
Chris: Whose?
Andrew: The woman in this film.
Andrew: Though I'm led to believe the spelling is infact Jesus!
Andrew: He threw meat and laughed!
Chris: LOL!
Chris: Exactly WJWD.
Andrew: ?
Chris: What Jesus Would Do.
Andrew: It was actually someone else that did that.
Andrew: I think WWJD should be a permanent feature.
Chris: Perhaps.
Andrew: Our one and only fan likes the opening jokes though.
Andrew: We are like FotC!
Chris: Yay!
Chris: Tell her/him to spread the word!
Andrew: Perhaps I shall, like right now!
Chris: Sweet!
Andrew: Then it will form a strange moment for them when they read this!
Chris: LOL I can imagine it will.
Andrew: They will know who they are. Or maybe by time this is uploaded, various people will! :P
Andrew: They might even know who you are!
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Is it done.
Chris: THUNDERCLAP
Andrew: I could probably find some other people that might like it, though I can't decide if I want to put it on FB or not.
Andrew: I hate the Thunderclap, it makes so much noise when you walk.
Chris: LOL
Chris: Yes, yes it does.
Andrew: Big LOLs = success.
Chris: :)
Andrew: These men all have moustaches. Is that what makes a true man?
Chris: Well, I have one (as part of my beard), so yes.
Andrew: That makes you more of a man.
Chris: I know. ^^
Andrew: So, I think I'm a bit like Dave from FotC [Flight of the Concords].
Chris: Dave...which one is he?
Andrew: The guy who has the pawn shop.
Chris: OHHHHHHH
Andrew: *The penny drops*
Chris: LOL I found out that the guy who hosted the MTV Movie Awards played the fruit vendor in the episode that featured "Mutha'uckas."
Chris: The racist one. LOL
Andrew: Yeah, I've seen him in Scrubs as well.
Chris: Oh yeah! I stopped watching after Elliot left Keith at the altar.
Andrew: Elliot. $$
Chris: She is quite attractive.
Andrew: She also has awesome hair.
Andrew: I can't remember what I was going to say about Dave.
Chris: LOL You think you're like Dave?
Andrew: A little, but only because of something the guy that plays him said in an interview.
Chris: What did he say?
Andrew: That is what I can't remember!
Andrew: Something like, he acts cool whereas in fact he is slightly in awe of these guys.
Chris: LOL I would be too.
Andrew: I take it you get the comparison?
Chris: I do.
Andrew: Mystique... :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: So I don't get how it can work the other way around.
Chris: -shrugs-
Andrew: I shouldn't dwell on these things.
Chris: Probably not.
Andrew: Or just stop considering some people higher or lower in terms of whether they would like me. :P
Chris: True, true.
Chris: See, when we do end up living together, I think it'll be like FotC.
Andrew: Just not as well written.
Chris: True.
Andrew: I hope it will last more than two series' as well.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: But my anecdotes could become songs.
Chris: Hooray!
Andrew: Lee Van Cleef smoking a pipe. Piercing stare, but with an air of intellect.
Chris: I like it.
Andrew: We can get large comfy chairs and sit about smoking pipes. (Only I will pretend or have a bubble pipe)
Chris: LOL
Andrew: A naked woman bathing!
Chris: :P
Andrew: The barman looks like Randy from My name is Earl.
Andrew: Dude, he unrolled a blanket on the side of his horse and had like 4 rifles there!
Chris: O.O
Andrew: He then selected one and proceeded to shoot the buck tooth guy who was riding away.
Chris: Any cougar attacks?
Andrew: Not yet. Just some old school Clint western action.
Chris: Well, I gotta go.
Chris: Peace, dude.
Andrew: Cya later.
Happy Birthday, Andrew and Environmentalism to the Extreme! [June]
6th June 2010
Andrew: I have returned!
Chris: Damn! I'd just gotten back from the hardware store with some cyanide.
Andrew: Since when can you buy cyanide in hardware stores?
Chris: Did I say hardware store? I meant black market.
Andrew: Fair enough, I would expect there to be at least one hardware stall at the black market.
Chris: There is.
Chris: But "hardware" usually consists of acetylene welding torches, barbed wire, and plutonium.
Andrew: Weapons grade plutonium?
Chris: Nothing but.
Andrew: 'Cause that's the stuff you want.
Chris: -nods- Can't make weapons out of non-weapons grade.
Andrew: I think that is kinda obvious.
Chris: I mean, you could, because plutonium is pretty nasty, but anything worthwhile has to have weapons-grade.
Andrew: Back. >.<
Chris: BRB
Chris: Fag
Andrew: Ok.
Chris: Back fag
Andrew: WB
Chris: Thanks.
Chris: So what are your plans for tomorrow?
Andrew: BBQ
Chris: Nice!
Chris: Happy almost birthday, BTW
Chris: :)
Chris: I'll make your birthday thread in two hours when it's actually midnight in the UK. :P
Chris: HOLY CHIZZ
Andrew: You mean like now?
Andrew: Its been Sunday for about 40 minutes.
Chris: So I came to realize.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Oh and thank you. :P
Chris: But birthday thread = made. :)
Andrew: I'll wait for the +1s before replying.
Andrew: I had my monitor switched off, which was why I wasn't prompt in replying here.
Andrew: BRB
Andrew: Back.
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: So found anything else to talk about for LOLage?
Andrew: Yay, random people did honour my b-day!
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: Plus as its now 1am I am officially 25!
Andrew: Ugh.
Chris: Hurrah!
Chris: BRB
Andrew: K.
Chris: Back
Andrew: Hey!
Chris: :P
Andrew: Well.
Andrew: His jacket had an erection. :O
Chris: Whose jacket?
Andrew: John Marston's.
Andrew: And again it would appear.
Chris: I see.
Chris: I have no idea who that is.
Andrew: From Red Dead Redemption.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: It goes straight through his middle and out infront.
Chris: O.O
Andrew: I know.
Andrew: This is going well.
Chris: Indeed. Sorry for the lack of convo. I'm fuming.
Andrew: I'm playing RDR, so I can hardly comment. What are you fuming about?
Chris: People's sudden loss of humanity and compassion when it comes to BP execs.
Andrew: Ah. Yeah I can imagine they might get like that.
Chris: It's not like they did it on purpose.
Andrew: Quite. The fact that it was an experimental one.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: It would have been a great success if this hadn't happened.
Andrew: Unfortunately this isn't something that's funny.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Clearly the inhumanity isn't either if its got you fuming.
Chris: -nods- I'm not fuming about the oil spill because, while it's a disaster, BP -is- actually heading the cleanup effort and taking responsibility for it.
Andrew: As usual, its easy to judge and something we are all guilty of.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Those are my wise words of the day.
Chris: :)
Chris: You're getting wise in your advanced age.
Andrew: That is what happens when you get older.
Chris: :P
Chris: I wish to have nacho fingers.
Andrew: Is that when you finger-bang a Mexican?
Chris: Depends on what you mean by fingerbang.
Andrew: There's more than one definition?
Chris: Well, where would this fingerbanging occur?
Andrew: I just meant the act in general.
Chris: Oh
Andrew: What perchance did you mean?
Chris: Wouldn't you like to know? :P
Andrew: That was the intention of my question, being as it was, a question.
Chris: :P
Chris: So guess what my most visited website is?
Andrew: Misty gets gangbanged over and over?
Chris: No.
Chris: Even more than that.
Andrew: Dunno.
Chris: Tvguide.com
Andrew: I see.
Chris: :P
Andrew: An amazing insight into your life there.
Andrew: That dude is crazy for the cannibis.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: So what you up to now?
Chris: Being incredibly bored.
Andrew: Well I shall help that by leaving. Cya later.
Chris: Laters.
Andrew: I have returned!
Chris: Damn! I'd just gotten back from the hardware store with some cyanide.
Andrew: Since when can you buy cyanide in hardware stores?
Chris: Did I say hardware store? I meant black market.
Andrew: Fair enough, I would expect there to be at least one hardware stall at the black market.
Chris: There is.
Chris: But "hardware" usually consists of acetylene welding torches, barbed wire, and plutonium.
Andrew: Weapons grade plutonium?
Chris: Nothing but.
Andrew: 'Cause that's the stuff you want.
Chris: -nods- Can't make weapons out of non-weapons grade.
Andrew: I think that is kinda obvious.
Chris: I mean, you could, because plutonium is pretty nasty, but anything worthwhile has to have weapons-grade.
Andrew: Back. >.<
Chris: BRB
Chris: Fag
Andrew: Ok.
Chris: Back fag
Andrew: WB
Chris: Thanks.
Chris: So what are your plans for tomorrow?
Andrew: BBQ
Chris: Nice!
Chris: Happy almost birthday, BTW
Chris: :)
Chris: I'll make your birthday thread in two hours when it's actually midnight in the UK. :P
Chris: HOLY CHIZZ
Andrew: You mean like now?
Andrew: Its been Sunday for about 40 minutes.
Chris: So I came to realize.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Oh and thank you. :P
Chris: But birthday thread = made. :)
Andrew: I'll wait for the +1s before replying.
Andrew: I had my monitor switched off, which was why I wasn't prompt in replying here.
Andrew: BRB
Andrew: Back.
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: So found anything else to talk about for LOLage?
Andrew: Yay, random people did honour my b-day!
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: Plus as its now 1am I am officially 25!
Andrew: Ugh.
Chris: Hurrah!
Chris: BRB
Andrew: K.
Chris: Back
Andrew: Hey!
Chris: :P
Andrew: Well.
Andrew: His jacket had an erection. :O
Chris: Whose jacket?
Andrew: John Marston's.
Andrew: And again it would appear.
Chris: I see.
Chris: I have no idea who that is.
Andrew: From Red Dead Redemption.
Chris: Ah
Andrew: It goes straight through his middle and out infront.
Chris: O.O
Andrew: I know.
Andrew: This is going well.
Chris: Indeed. Sorry for the lack of convo. I'm fuming.
Andrew: I'm playing RDR, so I can hardly comment. What are you fuming about?
Chris: People's sudden loss of humanity and compassion when it comes to BP execs.
Andrew: Ah. Yeah I can imagine they might get like that.
Chris: It's not like they did it on purpose.
Andrew: Quite. The fact that it was an experimental one.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: It would have been a great success if this hadn't happened.
Andrew: Unfortunately this isn't something that's funny.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Clearly the inhumanity isn't either if its got you fuming.
Chris: -nods- I'm not fuming about the oil spill because, while it's a disaster, BP -is- actually heading the cleanup effort and taking responsibility for it.
Andrew: As usual, its easy to judge and something we are all guilty of.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Those are my wise words of the day.
Chris: :)
Chris: You're getting wise in your advanced age.
Andrew: That is what happens when you get older.
Chris: :P
Chris: I wish to have nacho fingers.
Andrew: Is that when you finger-bang a Mexican?
Chris: Depends on what you mean by fingerbang.
Andrew: There's more than one definition?
Chris: Well, where would this fingerbanging occur?
Andrew: I just meant the act in general.
Chris: Oh
Andrew: What perchance did you mean?
Chris: Wouldn't you like to know? :P
Andrew: That was the intention of my question, being as it was, a question.
Chris: :P
Chris: So guess what my most visited website is?
Andrew: Misty gets gangbanged over and over?
Chris: No.
Chris: Even more than that.
Andrew: Dunno.
Chris: Tvguide.com
Andrew: I see.
Chris: :P
Andrew: An amazing insight into your life there.
Andrew: That dude is crazy for the cannibis.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: So what you up to now?
Chris: Being incredibly bored.
Andrew: Well I shall help that by leaving. Cya later.
Chris: Laters.
Cannibalism and Behind the Scenes [June]
5th June 2010
Chris: So I've decided that you're a liar.
Andrew: Why?
Chris: Remember how you said you sent the chats?
Andrew: Yes.
Chris: You didn't.
Andrew: Really? Oh.
Chris: :P
Andrew: It says I sent it.
Chris: Gmail says you didn't. :P
Andrew: Forwarded.
Chris: Ah, damnit.
Andrew: Did you just find it? :P
Chris: Hotmail didn't forward it to Gmail.
Andrew: Boom.
Chris: Just send the chats to [email] from now on.
Andrew: So its all the latest ones. After that, other than this current one, there will
only be old ones.
Chris: Sweet. We can do "Retro" specials.
Andrew: There were a few I missed out as they were rubbish.
Chris: -nods- Good.
Andrew: So we are at least in a decent position now.
Chris: ^_^
Chris: Doggie style?
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Now just to drum up some excitement for it. So I need it in my sig ready for tomorrow.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Should I copy yours?
Chris: -shrugs- It would be easy.
Andrew: I was thinking of adding something like "Immaturity awaits."
Chris: DO IT.
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Did I even spell it correctly?
Chris: Yes.
Chris: So sayeth the spell check.
Chris: Added.
Andrew: GIVE ME YOUR SIG CODE!
Chris: What's the magic word?
Andrew: NOW!
Chris: :)
Chris: [Boring code rubbish]
Chris: There you go.
Andrew: That link doesn't work, this explains the 404 error.
Chris: -laughs- You can't click on it in here.
Andrew: I meant the actual link. :P
Andrew: Someone I showed yesterday said it didn't work either. This all makes sense now.
Andrew: It should be http://sothisislaughter.blogspot.com/
Chris: Yes, it should. I was rectifying this error as we spoke.
Chris: [Re-edited but equally boring code]
Andrew: That wouldn't have helped. :P
Chris: :P
Chris: Why not?
Andrew: Because anyone who attempted to look wouldn't have been able to.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: Because of course, that's the problem.
Chris: :P
Chris: Of course.
Andrew: So. Said person that I was talking to, suggested we talk about new items.
Andrew: Which I think we had thought of before.
Chris: All new convos posted.
Chris: New items? Like what?
Andrew: News* :/
Chris: News bores me.
Andrew: Well new items then, like future inventions!
Chris: Hmmmm...what would the most useful invention ever be?
Andrew: Already invented?
Chris: LOL IRL
Chris: Oh, so I got a UStream channel.
Andrew: Its an easy answer.
Chris: Okay, so what is a useful invention that hasn't been invented yet?
Andrew: I thought it was one that had been invented!
Chris: Let me rephrase the question.
Chris: What invention do you think would be useful, but hasn't been invented yet?
Andrew: Hmm.
Andrew: Some sort of teleportation device would be useful.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: What about one that would be like a portal so you could pee wherever you wanted and still have it go into your toilet?
Andrew: Yes, which is a bit like the thing in that Family Guy episode. The difference in that being that it is sent to an alternate dimension.
Chris: Or like the Simpsons. :P
Andrew: I think that's the universe where Religion or maybe just Christianity never existed.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: So it didn't inhibit scientific advance.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: So your friend wants us to talk about news?
Andrew: Not exactly, it was merely a suggestion of something to talk about. As I said we needed ideas.
Chris: Ah.
Chris: I found an interesting news story.
Andrew: At least for the original idea we did, so jokes could occur.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Seeing as that was the whole intention in the first place.
Chris: So there's this guy who was driving in upstate New York and went off the road because he swerved to avoid a deer.
Chris: Can you guess what he survived on?
Chris: Oh, and they found him 4 days later.
Andrew: His dead passenger?
Chris: No passengers.
Andrew: His own leg?
Chris: That's kinda creepy. I was just thinking that.
Andrew: Did he crash into someone after avoiding the deer?
Chris: No.
Andrew: Drinking his own pee?
Chris: He drank SOMETHING.
Andrew: Jizz?
Chris: You wish.
Andrew: Quite the opposite infact, though that would be amusing.
Andrew: I have no idea then. What?
Chris: Swamp water.
Andrew: Why?
Chris: ...he crashed into a swamp?
Chris: It's not like there was a soda machine. :P
Andrew: Then I fear my image of America has been highly influenced by hollywood.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: BRB laundry
Andrew: I am off now anyway, cya later.
Chris: So I've decided that you're a liar.
Andrew: Why?
Chris: Remember how you said you sent the chats?
Andrew: Yes.
Chris: You didn't.
Andrew: Really? Oh.
Chris: :P
Andrew: It says I sent it.
Chris: Gmail says you didn't. :P
Andrew: Forwarded.
Chris: Ah, damnit.
Andrew: Did you just find it? :P
Chris: Hotmail didn't forward it to Gmail.
Andrew: Boom.
Chris: Just send the chats to [email] from now on.
Andrew: So its all the latest ones. After that, other than this current one, there will
only be old ones.
Chris: Sweet. We can do "Retro" specials.
Andrew: There were a few I missed out as they were rubbish.
Chris: -nods- Good.
Andrew: So we are at least in a decent position now.
Chris: ^_^
Chris: Doggie style?
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Now just to drum up some excitement for it. So I need it in my sig ready for tomorrow.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Should I copy yours?
Chris: -shrugs- It would be easy.
Andrew: I was thinking of adding something like "Immaturity awaits."
Chris: DO IT.
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Did I even spell it correctly?
Chris: Yes.
Chris: So sayeth the spell check.
Chris: Added.
Andrew: GIVE ME YOUR SIG CODE!
Chris: What's the magic word?
Andrew: NOW!
Chris: :)
Chris: [Boring code rubbish]
Chris: There you go.
Andrew: That link doesn't work, this explains the 404 error.
Chris: -laughs- You can't click on it in here.
Andrew: I meant the actual link. :P
Andrew: Someone I showed yesterday said it didn't work either. This all makes sense now.
Andrew: It should be http://sothisislaughter.blogspot.com/
Chris: Yes, it should. I was rectifying this error as we spoke.
Chris: [Re-edited but equally boring code]
Andrew: That wouldn't have helped. :P
Chris: :P
Chris: Why not?
Andrew: Because anyone who attempted to look wouldn't have been able to.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: Because of course, that's the problem.
Chris: :P
Chris: Of course.
Andrew: So. Said person that I was talking to, suggested we talk about new items.
Andrew: Which I think we had thought of before.
Chris: All new convos posted.
Chris: New items? Like what?
Andrew: News* :/
Chris: News bores me.
Andrew: Well new items then, like future inventions!
Chris: Hmmmm...what would the most useful invention ever be?
Andrew: Already invented?
Chris: LOL IRL
Chris: Oh, so I got a UStream channel.
Andrew: Its an easy answer.
Chris: Okay, so what is a useful invention that hasn't been invented yet?
Andrew: I thought it was one that had been invented!
Chris: Let me rephrase the question.
Chris: What invention do you think would be useful, but hasn't been invented yet?
Andrew: Hmm.
Andrew: Some sort of teleportation device would be useful.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: What about one that would be like a portal so you could pee wherever you wanted and still have it go into your toilet?
Andrew: Yes, which is a bit like the thing in that Family Guy episode. The difference in that being that it is sent to an alternate dimension.
Chris: Or like the Simpsons. :P
Andrew: I think that's the universe where Religion or maybe just Christianity never existed.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: So it didn't inhibit scientific advance.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: So your friend wants us to talk about news?
Andrew: Not exactly, it was merely a suggestion of something to talk about. As I said we needed ideas.
Chris: Ah.
Chris: I found an interesting news story.
Andrew: At least for the original idea we did, so jokes could occur.
Chris: :P
Andrew: Seeing as that was the whole intention in the first place.
Chris: So there's this guy who was driving in upstate New York and went off the road because he swerved to avoid a deer.
Chris: Can you guess what he survived on?
Chris: Oh, and they found him 4 days later.
Andrew: His dead passenger?
Chris: No passengers.
Andrew: His own leg?
Chris: That's kinda creepy. I was just thinking that.
Andrew: Did he crash into someone after avoiding the deer?
Chris: No.
Andrew: Drinking his own pee?
Chris: He drank SOMETHING.
Andrew: Jizz?
Chris: You wish.
Andrew: Quite the opposite infact, though that would be amusing.
Andrew: I have no idea then. What?
Chris: Swamp water.
Andrew: Why?
Chris: ...he crashed into a swamp?
Chris: It's not like there was a soda machine. :P
Andrew: Then I fear my image of America has been highly influenced by hollywood.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: BRB laundry
Andrew: I am off now anyway, cya later.
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Getting Lucky and More Cougars [June]
3rd June 2010
Chris: I went to Subway and hopped behind the counter because all of the employees were busy in the back. A woman came in and asked for a footlong...needless to say, I went to jail.
Andrew: I went to a popular supermarket over here after I had finished work. I was still in my work clothes and some old woman asked if I on duty.
Andrew: Needless to say, I wasn't.
Andrew: I'm gonna BBL, I have to do a couple of things which I would have done already if I hadn't dozed off.
Chris: Okay. Later
Andrew: This monitor is showing a Blu-Ray image witch is displayed in 1080p high definition.
Andrew: I actually saw that today.
Chris: Really?
Andrew: Yes.
Andrew: I should have taken a picture of it.
Andrew: I have also seen "No job to small" on the back of a van.
Chris: LOL!
Andrew: So I have a minor situation to briefly talk about.
Chris: Do tell.
Andrew: When I was walking out of the shop where I had seen said message, the girl at the checkout said "cya later". I totally missed a chance at some flirtage there. I could have said "not if I see you first," or "only if I'm lucky." Or maybe something like "oh really? (with a cheeky wink)". But all I came out with was "bye."
Chris: Anything you typed to me In the last two minutes will ahve to be resent.
Andrew: When I was walking out of the shop where I had seen said message, the girl at the checkout said "cya later". I totally missed a chance at some flirtage there. I could have said "not if I see you first," or "only if I'm lucky." Or maybe something like "oh really? (with a cheeky wink)". But all I came out with was "bye."
Chris: LOL!
Andrew: Bad times.
Andrew: So how are you?
Chris: Well. I just finished enjoying a bag of BBQ ranch kettle chips.
Andrew: Nice.
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: Well, whats next?
Chris: Oatmeal raisin cookie.
Andrew: I thought I saw a fox then, but it turned out to be a horse in the distance.
Andrew: I just received an email from Windows Live. Probably someone else saying "I've got some new panties, wanna see?"
Chris: And, of course, you'll click.
Andrew: I only did for the first one, as I thought it was from you.
Chris: Sorry. No pictures of me in my underwear online...yet.
Andrew: :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: I don't plan to be the first person to see one when you do.
Chris: Not that you know of.
Andrew: Stupid cougar came out of no where and attacked me again!
Andrew: Bitch!
Chris: Damnit! Did she slip you a roofie?
Andrew: No, there was an offer of motor boating.
Chris: ...and you didn't take it...why?
Andrew: The motor boating was a lie!
Chris: It usually is. :(
Andrew: Yes.
Chris: They just want to talk about feelings.
Andrew: Seriously, enough with the cougars!
Chris: Best headline ever: McDonald's in France serves up young gay love.
Andrew: :-O
Andrew: I wonder what it tasted like.
Chris: A Big Mac?
Andrew: Oh.
Chris: -shrugs-
Andrew: Is there some kind of Kenneth invasion on PB at the moment?
Chris: It appears so.
Andrew: Shame.
Andrew: I posted in your Spongebob thread and it died.
Chris: Sorry. Had to take care of a potential business transaction.
Andrew: Ok.
Chris: :P
Chris: Eh, it's okay.
Chris: I wasn't particularly attached to it anyway.
Andrew: Thought so.
Chris: :P
Andrew: So how many people have you told about the blog yet?
Chris: What's 0 + 0?
Andrew: 8?
Chris: Damn.
Andrew: :/
Chris: Well, it's naptime.
Andrew: Have fun.
Chris: I always do.
Chris: I went to Subway and hopped behind the counter because all of the employees were busy in the back. A woman came in and asked for a footlong...needless to say, I went to jail.
Andrew: I went to a popular supermarket over here after I had finished work. I was still in my work clothes and some old woman asked if I on duty.
Andrew: Needless to say, I wasn't.
Andrew: I'm gonna BBL, I have to do a couple of things which I would have done already if I hadn't dozed off.
Chris: Okay. Later
Andrew: This monitor is showing a Blu-Ray image witch is displayed in 1080p high definition.
Andrew: I actually saw that today.
Chris: Really?
Andrew: Yes.
Andrew: I should have taken a picture of it.
Andrew: I have also seen "No job to small" on the back of a van.
Chris: LOL!
Andrew: So I have a minor situation to briefly talk about.
Chris: Do tell.
Andrew: When I was walking out of the shop where I had seen said message, the girl at the checkout said "cya later". I totally missed a chance at some flirtage there. I could have said "not if I see you first," or "only if I'm lucky." Or maybe something like "oh really? (with a cheeky wink)". But all I came out with was "bye."
Chris: Anything you typed to me In the last two minutes will ahve to be resent.
Andrew: When I was walking out of the shop where I had seen said message, the girl at the checkout said "cya later". I totally missed a chance at some flirtage there. I could have said "not if I see you first," or "only if I'm lucky." Or maybe something like "oh really? (with a cheeky wink)". But all I came out with was "bye."
Chris: LOL!
Andrew: Bad times.
Andrew: So how are you?
Chris: Well. I just finished enjoying a bag of BBQ ranch kettle chips.
Andrew: Nice.
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: Well, whats next?
Chris: Oatmeal raisin cookie.
Andrew: I thought I saw a fox then, but it turned out to be a horse in the distance.
Andrew: I just received an email from Windows Live. Probably someone else saying "I've got some new panties, wanna see?"
Chris: And, of course, you'll click.
Andrew: I only did for the first one, as I thought it was from you.
Chris: Sorry. No pictures of me in my underwear online...yet.
Andrew: :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: I don't plan to be the first person to see one when you do.
Chris: Not that you know of.
Andrew: Stupid cougar came out of no where and attacked me again!
Andrew: Bitch!
Chris: Damnit! Did she slip you a roofie?
Andrew: No, there was an offer of motor boating.
Chris: ...and you didn't take it...why?
Andrew: The motor boating was a lie!
Chris: It usually is. :(
Andrew: Yes.
Chris: They just want to talk about feelings.
Andrew: Seriously, enough with the cougars!
Chris: Best headline ever: McDonald's in France serves up young gay love.
Andrew: :-O
Andrew: I wonder what it tasted like.
Chris: A Big Mac?
Andrew: Oh.
Chris: -shrugs-
Andrew: Is there some kind of Kenneth invasion on PB at the moment?
Chris: It appears so.
Andrew: Shame.
Andrew: I posted in your Spongebob thread and it died.
Chris: Sorry. Had to take care of a potential business transaction.
Andrew: Ok.
Chris: :P
Chris: Eh, it's okay.
Chris: I wasn't particularly attached to it anyway.
Andrew: Thought so.
Chris: :P
Andrew: So how many people have you told about the blog yet?
Chris: What's 0 + 0?
Andrew: 8?
Chris: Damn.
Andrew: :/
Chris: Well, it's naptime.
Andrew: Have fun.
Chris: I always do.
Cougars and Teaching [June]
1st June 2010
Chris: My grandmother, who has hallitosis, got mugged the other day, so to make her feel safe, I got her some pepper spray.
Andrew: Yay?
Chris: when she sent me to get breath spraying and hairspray. Unfortunately, the bottles looked similar and the labels fell off...
Andrew: :/
Chris: Fucking touch screen keyboard and predictive text.
Andrew: I've started using my graphics pad for a mouse again. But least I still get a keyboard.
Chris: Why?
Andrew: Why not.
Chris: Dunno.
Andrew: Yeah.
Chris: I need a nap. :-(
Andrew: I might do as well, but i'll see what happens.
Chris: Isn't it 5pm there?
Andrew: Yep.
Chris: Hmmmm.
Andrew: I just got attacked by a bear!
Chris: Did you make bear sandwiches?
Chris: Mmmmm...bear sandwiches.
Andrew: No, I shot it.
Chris: Damn.
Andrew: Then I got killed by a cougar.
Chris: Those women are vicious.
Andrew: Tell me about it. I had to put bait down to attract some, then rawrrrrr death.
Chris: This is why manicures and stiletto heels should be illegal.
Andrew: :P
Chris: I'll take that as an lol.
Chris: So my chances of moving to England are getting better.
Andrew: It was more or less a lol and how so?
Chris: My teaching license might actually hold water over there.
Andrew: Awesomeness!
Chris: :-)
Chris: Apparently, there are American military installations in England.
Andrew: Does that help?
Chris: Yes.
Chris: Military installations mean military families.
Andrew: I don't get it.
Chris: Lol
Andrew: :(
Chris: Military families mean children that need an American education.
Andrew: In America?
Chris: In England.
Andrew: :P
Chris: :-P
Chris: So I got word you might not be straight.
Andrew: From?
Chris: God herself.
Andrew: You wish.
Chris: I do. :-(
Andrew: :P
Chris: :-P
Chris: So I learned something else about strippers today. They don't give refunds.
Andrew: Only STI's.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: That's more of a gift, though.
Andrew: Like a souvenir.
Chris: ^^
Chris: It's one I'm happy to get, especially if it's AIDS
Andrew: Well obviously.
Chris: :)
Chris: So how'd your day go?
Andrew: Pretty well besides the usual lack of sleep. You?
Chris: The same, actually.
Andrew: Cool.
Chris: Mmmmmm. Subway.
Andrew: Subway tramps!
Chris: LOLChris: It's fun to make them do things for a quarter. That's a lot of money to them.
Andrew: I hate to think what things you make them do.
Chris: You wouldn't if you knew what they were! ^^
Andrew: :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: So what you up to now?
Chris: Eating and winding down.
Andrew: So, a couple of weeks ago I downloaded Minutes to Midnight.
Chris: Oh really? What'd you think of it?
Andrew: Eww.
Chris: -nods- Meteora was definitely LPs best work.
Andrew: Theres no edge to it.
Chris: Nope. Well, Given Up was good.
Andrew: I had given up after a couple of songs.
Chris: LOL
Chris: LOL Leave it up to Ireland to propose pay toilets on airplanes.
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Well i'm off, cyas later.
Chris: Laters.
Chris: My grandmother, who has hallitosis, got mugged the other day, so to make her feel safe, I got her some pepper spray.
Andrew: Yay?
Chris: when she sent me to get breath spraying and hairspray. Unfortunately, the bottles looked similar and the labels fell off...
Andrew: :/
Chris: Fucking touch screen keyboard and predictive text.
Andrew: I've started using my graphics pad for a mouse again. But least I still get a keyboard.
Chris: Why?
Andrew: Why not.
Chris: Dunno.
Andrew: Yeah.
Chris: I need a nap. :-(
Andrew: I might do as well, but i'll see what happens.
Chris: Isn't it 5pm there?
Andrew: Yep.
Chris: Hmmmm.
Andrew: I just got attacked by a bear!
Chris: Did you make bear sandwiches?
Chris: Mmmmm...bear sandwiches.
Andrew: No, I shot it.
Chris: Damn.
Andrew: Then I got killed by a cougar.
Chris: Those women are vicious.
Andrew: Tell me about it. I had to put bait down to attract some, then rawrrrrr death.
Chris: This is why manicures and stiletto heels should be illegal.
Andrew: :P
Chris: I'll take that as an lol.
Chris: So my chances of moving to England are getting better.
Andrew: It was more or less a lol and how so?
Chris: My teaching license might actually hold water over there.
Andrew: Awesomeness!
Chris: :-)
Chris: Apparently, there are American military installations in England.
Andrew: Does that help?
Chris: Yes.
Chris: Military installations mean military families.
Andrew: I don't get it.
Chris: Lol
Andrew: :(
Chris: Military families mean children that need an American education.
Andrew: In America?
Chris: In England.
Andrew: :P
Chris: :-P
Chris: So I got word you might not be straight.
Andrew: From?
Chris: God herself.
Andrew: You wish.
Chris: I do. :-(
Andrew: :P
Chris: :-P
Chris: So I learned something else about strippers today. They don't give refunds.
Andrew: Only STI's.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: That's more of a gift, though.
Andrew: Like a souvenir.
Chris: ^^
Chris: It's one I'm happy to get, especially if it's AIDS
Andrew: Well obviously.
Chris: :)
Chris: So how'd your day go?
Andrew: Pretty well besides the usual lack of sleep. You?
Chris: The same, actually.
Andrew: Cool.
Chris: Mmmmmm. Subway.
Andrew: Subway tramps!
Chris: LOLChris: It's fun to make them do things for a quarter. That's a lot of money to them.
Andrew: I hate to think what things you make them do.
Chris: You wouldn't if you knew what they were! ^^
Andrew: :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: So what you up to now?
Chris: Eating and winding down.
Andrew: So, a couple of weeks ago I downloaded Minutes to Midnight.
Chris: Oh really? What'd you think of it?
Andrew: Eww.
Chris: -nods- Meteora was definitely LPs best work.
Andrew: Theres no edge to it.
Chris: Nope. Well, Given Up was good.
Andrew: I had given up after a couple of songs.
Chris: LOL
Chris: LOL Leave it up to Ireland to propose pay toilets on airplanes.
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Well i'm off, cyas later.
Chris: Laters.
Body Parts and Red Dead [May]
30th May 2010
Chris: So I tuned into a porn called "Misty Gets Gangbanged Again and Again" on TV, and I thought something was up when saw that "Misty" looked a lot like my mom. I came to the realization that, not only was "Misty" my mom, but I was watching a live feed from her bedroom.
Andrew: LOL
Chris: :P
Andrew: So what's a happenin'?
Chris: A three-day weekend, that's what.
Andrew: Yeah!
Chris: ^_^
Chris: Hows about you?
Andrew: Playing Red Dead for a change.
Chris: I have no desire to play that game.
Andrew: I have no desire to play with you.
Chris: That's a lie and you know it.
Andrew: Or is it?
Chris: It's not.
Andrew: Perhaps.
Chris: No.
Chris: There's no argument.
Andrew: Because I can't be bothered to argue.
Chris: :P
Chris: That's why I win most of the time.
Andrew: Lies.
Chris: Prove me wrong.
Andrew: No.
Andrew: I died.
Chris: Damnit. That's the third time this month.
Andrew: :(
Andrew: Don't you just hate it when your train gets attacked by rebels?
Chris: I hate nothing more than that.
Chris: So have you seen previews for Jonah Hex?
Andrew: I'm not sure.
Chris: LOL If you had, I would have said, "And did you pay attention to anything besides Megan Fox?" :P
Andrew: I think all i've seen is pics of her.
Chris: :P
Chris: She looks decent in this film.
Andrew: Good?
Chris: I guess. :P
Andrew: My line. :P
Chris: I see. :P
Andrew: The wooly blue curls are purple.
Chris: Say what?
Andrew: Then my horse died.
Chris: OH
Andrew: It's a metaphor. But it really happened.
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: I couldn't remember if you liked that or not.
Chris: I always do. :P
Andrew: Some woman just said "take whatever you want from my chest."
Chris: :)
Chris: Though i'd prefer to take the woman along with the breasts...
Andrew: You drive a hard bargain.
Chris: Don't I always?
Andrew: Sometimes you drive a car.
Chris: Yes, and other times, it's a knife into someone's (insert body part here)
Andrew: Car part?
Chris: ...did I NOT specify body parts?
Andrew: Door?
Chris: -sigh-
Andrew: :)
Chris: :)
Andrew: I'm on a train!
Chris: I'm naked!
Andrew: Yay! So is this gonna be uploaded?
Chris: Of course. :)
Chris: Except for the bad opener. (Which was removed :P)
Andrew: Obviously, we should try and hide secret messages in here or something.
Andrew: Or go... PLEASE COMMENT!
Chris: ...you mean you haven't been?
Andrew: No, I just like saying AIDS.
Chris: I already knew that.
Andrew: I walked into a pig.
Chris: I walked into an elevator shaft.
Andrew: The pig was hanging from the ceiling.
Chris: The elevator shaft was recessed into the wall.
Andrew: Mmmm shotguns.
Chris: Brb fag
Andrew: K
Chris: Back
Andrew: WB
Chris: Ugh. I think I'm gonna lay down for a bit.
Chris: I just got tired.
Chris: BBL
Andrew: Ok. Bye
Chris: So I tuned into a porn called "Misty Gets Gangbanged Again and Again" on TV, and I thought something was up when saw that "Misty" looked a lot like my mom. I came to the realization that, not only was "Misty" my mom, but I was watching a live feed from her bedroom.
Andrew: LOL
Chris: :P
Andrew: So what's a happenin'?
Chris: A three-day weekend, that's what.
Andrew: Yeah!
Chris: ^_^
Chris: Hows about you?
Andrew: Playing Red Dead for a change.
Chris: I have no desire to play that game.
Andrew: I have no desire to play with you.
Chris: That's a lie and you know it.
Andrew: Or is it?
Chris: It's not.
Andrew: Perhaps.
Chris: No.
Chris: There's no argument.
Andrew: Because I can't be bothered to argue.
Chris: :P
Chris: That's why I win most of the time.
Andrew: Lies.
Chris: Prove me wrong.
Andrew: No.
Andrew: I died.
Chris: Damnit. That's the third time this month.
Andrew: :(
Andrew: Don't you just hate it when your train gets attacked by rebels?
Chris: I hate nothing more than that.
Chris: So have you seen previews for Jonah Hex?
Andrew: I'm not sure.
Chris: LOL If you had, I would have said, "And did you pay attention to anything besides Megan Fox?" :P
Andrew: I think all i've seen is pics of her.
Chris: :P
Chris: She looks decent in this film.
Andrew: Good?
Chris: I guess. :P
Andrew: My line. :P
Chris: I see. :P
Andrew: The wooly blue curls are purple.
Chris: Say what?
Andrew: Then my horse died.
Chris: OH
Andrew: It's a metaphor. But it really happened.
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: I couldn't remember if you liked that or not.
Chris: I always do. :P
Andrew: Some woman just said "take whatever you want from my chest."
Chris: :)
Chris: Though i'd prefer to take the woman along with the breasts...
Andrew: You drive a hard bargain.
Chris: Don't I always?
Andrew: Sometimes you drive a car.
Chris: Yes, and other times, it's a knife into someone's (insert body part here)
Andrew: Car part?
Chris: ...did I NOT specify body parts?
Andrew: Door?
Chris: -sigh-
Andrew: :)
Chris: :)
Andrew: I'm on a train!
Chris: I'm naked!
Andrew: Yay! So is this gonna be uploaded?
Chris: Of course. :)
Chris: Except for the bad opener. (Which was removed :P)
Andrew: Obviously, we should try and hide secret messages in here or something.
Andrew: Or go... PLEASE COMMENT!
Chris: ...you mean you haven't been?
Andrew: No, I just like saying AIDS.
Chris: I already knew that.
Andrew: I walked into a pig.
Chris: I walked into an elevator shaft.
Andrew: The pig was hanging from the ceiling.
Chris: The elevator shaft was recessed into the wall.
Andrew: Mmmm shotguns.
Chris: Brb fag
Andrew: K
Chris: Back
Andrew: WB
Chris: Ugh. I think I'm gonna lay down for a bit.
Chris: I just got tired.
Chris: BBL
Andrew: Ok. Bye
Bewbz and Laundry [May]
29th May 2010
Andrew: Hayley Williams has cool bewbz.
Chris: I don't often look at her bewbz, strangely enough.
Andrew: She showed me them and I said "cool."
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: She showed the rest of the internet as well. :/
Chris: When did this happen?
Andrew: At some point yesteday I think.
Chris: Hm.
Andrew: I only know as it was talked about in a vid on YT.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: I immediatly paused said video and clicked on the link. :P
Chris: What did it take you to?
Andrew: Bewbz. :/
Chris: Were they nice bewbz?
Andrew: I would say so yes. :P
Andrew: As bewbz go.
Chris: :P
Andrew: (Linkage)
Chris: Eeentaresting.
Andrew: Yes. Oh I have two other things to talk about!
Chris: A whole two!?
Andrew: Yes, like the number of bewbz on most females!
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: Why is your name on FB Andrew?
Chris: Because you touch yourself at night.
Andrew: I don't see what that has to do with it.
Chris: It's the same reason why the dinosaurs died.
Andrew: Whats that got to do with you using my name? :P
Chris: Did you forget that I'm also named Andrew?
Andrew: Did you forget that your name is Chris?
Chris: Apparently.
Andrew: There we go then.
Andrew: The was that I think I had a dream involving you last night. I just can't remember what happened in it now.
Chris: Hmmmm.
Andrew: Kinda lame now yes.
Chris: Sorry. Had to go get Gatorade.
Andrew: Fair enough.
Chris: :P
Chris: Fruit punch isn't as interesting as you, though.
Andrew: Fair enough again.
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: Do you have anything to share?
Chris: Not particularly.
Chris: Nothing interesting's happened to me in a while.
Andrew: Oh.
Chris: BRB Laundry
Andrew: Yup.
Chris: Back
Andrew: WB
Chris: OMG
Chris: So I do have an interesting story.
Andrew: :-O
Chris: The lead singer of one of my favorite bands is following me on Twitter.
Andrew: :-O
Andrew: Who?
Chris: John Balicanta.
Andrew: I thought so.
Chris: ?
Andrew: :P
Chris: :P
Chris: Dude, you can monitor when the washing machines and dryers become available online!
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: How awesome is that!
Chris: It's the next best thing to internet porn.
Andrew: Just imagine if you could watch them!
Chris: There was a couple making out in there earlier...
Andrew: A couple of washing machines?
Chris: I wish.
Andrew: :P
Andrew: So I attempted to get to the blog from my phone earlier and got a 404.
Chris: Uh-oh.
Andrew: I just went there then though, its fine.
Chris: Good. You worried me for a second.
Andrew: I started reading the content terms at lunch :P
Chris: :P And at what conclusion did you arrive?
Andrew: It could have been that. :P
Chris: :P
Chris: Cock?
Andrew: No, it could have been removed due to the content. You still haven't uploaded the latest one I sent.
Chris: No I have not.
Chris: I;ve rectified this.
Andrew: ^^
Chris: Mmmmm...nakedness
Andrew: So this means i'll have to sort some more out doesn't it.
Chris: Yes, yes it does.
Andrew: That'll give me something to do at the weekend.
Chris: ^_^
Chris: I can imagine that monday's not a holiday in the UK
Andrew: :-O
Chris: :P
Chris: LOL I poked fun at ASE.
Andrew: :-O
Chris: :P
Chris: Check my post in the "zombies" thread.
Andrew: I first read that like poke in ass.
Andrew: (After looking at the post) I don't get it.
Chris: :P
Chris: You wouldn't.
Andrew: :/
Chris: :P
Chris: Ugh. yet another fad sweeping GT.
Andrew: I take it you mean the zombies thing?
Chris: Yes.
Andrew: Whats it all about so I don't have to read it.
Chris: I have no idea.
Andrew: Oh.
Chris: :P
Andrew: My fad is not posting.
Chris: I love it, Max!
Andrew: Is funny 'cause its true.
Andrew: New Guild. ^^
Chris: Huh?
Andrew: The Guild. New ep.
Chris: Ah. I love "Do you wanna date my avatar."
Andrew: I know.
Chris: I've gotta go.
Andrew: Ok, bye.
Chris: Bye
Andrew: Hayley Williams has cool bewbz.
Chris: I don't often look at her bewbz, strangely enough.
Andrew: She showed me them and I said "cool."
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: She showed the rest of the internet as well. :/
Chris: When did this happen?
Andrew: At some point yesteday I think.
Chris: Hm.
Andrew: I only know as it was talked about in a vid on YT.
Chris: LOL
Andrew: I immediatly paused said video and clicked on the link. :P
Chris: What did it take you to?
Andrew: Bewbz. :/
Chris: Were they nice bewbz?
Andrew: I would say so yes. :P
Andrew: As bewbz go.
Chris: :P
Andrew: (Linkage)
Chris: Eeentaresting.
Andrew: Yes. Oh I have two other things to talk about!
Chris: A whole two!?
Andrew: Yes, like the number of bewbz on most females!
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: Why is your name on FB Andrew?
Chris: Because you touch yourself at night.
Andrew: I don't see what that has to do with it.
Chris: It's the same reason why the dinosaurs died.
Andrew: Whats that got to do with you using my name? :P
Chris: Did you forget that I'm also named Andrew?
Andrew: Did you forget that your name is Chris?
Chris: Apparently.
Andrew: There we go then.
Andrew: The was that I think I had a dream involving you last night. I just can't remember what happened in it now.
Chris: Hmmmm.
Andrew: Kinda lame now yes.
Chris: Sorry. Had to go get Gatorade.
Andrew: Fair enough.
Chris: :P
Chris: Fruit punch isn't as interesting as you, though.
Andrew: Fair enough again.
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: Do you have anything to share?
Chris: Not particularly.
Chris: Nothing interesting's happened to me in a while.
Andrew: Oh.
Chris: BRB Laundry
Andrew: Yup.
Chris: Back
Andrew: WB
Chris: OMG
Chris: So I do have an interesting story.
Andrew: :-O
Chris: The lead singer of one of my favorite bands is following me on Twitter.
Andrew: :-O
Andrew: Who?
Chris: John Balicanta.
Andrew: I thought so.
Chris: ?
Andrew: :P
Chris: :P
Chris: Dude, you can monitor when the washing machines and dryers become available online!
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: How awesome is that!
Chris: It's the next best thing to internet porn.
Andrew: Just imagine if you could watch them!
Chris: There was a couple making out in there earlier...
Andrew: A couple of washing machines?
Chris: I wish.
Andrew: :P
Andrew: So I attempted to get to the blog from my phone earlier and got a 404.
Chris: Uh-oh.
Andrew: I just went there then though, its fine.
Chris: Good. You worried me for a second.
Andrew: I started reading the content terms at lunch :P
Chris: :P And at what conclusion did you arrive?
Andrew: It could have been that. :P
Chris: :P
Chris: Cock?
Andrew: No, it could have been removed due to the content. You still haven't uploaded the latest one I sent.
Chris: No I have not.
Chris: I;ve rectified this.
Andrew: ^^
Chris: Mmmmm...nakedness
Andrew: So this means i'll have to sort some more out doesn't it.
Chris: Yes, yes it does.
Andrew: That'll give me something to do at the weekend.
Chris: ^_^
Chris: I can imagine that monday's not a holiday in the UK
Andrew: :-O
Chris: :P
Chris: LOL I poked fun at ASE.
Andrew: :-O
Chris: :P
Chris: Check my post in the "zombies" thread.
Andrew: I first read that like poke in ass.
Andrew: (After looking at the post) I don't get it.
Chris: :P
Chris: You wouldn't.
Andrew: :/
Chris: :P
Chris: Ugh. yet another fad sweeping GT.
Andrew: I take it you mean the zombies thing?
Chris: Yes.
Andrew: Whats it all about so I don't have to read it.
Chris: I have no idea.
Andrew: Oh.
Chris: :P
Andrew: My fad is not posting.
Chris: I love it, Max!
Andrew: Is funny 'cause its true.
Andrew: New Guild. ^^
Chris: Huh?
Andrew: The Guild. New ep.
Chris: Ah. I love "Do you wanna date my avatar."
Andrew: I know.
Chris: I've gotta go.
Andrew: Ok, bye.
Chris: Bye
Friday, May 28, 2010
Kickboxing [April]
09&10/04/10
Andrew: Do I have a story for you!
Chris: Do you?
Andrew: Yup
Chris: Do tell, then.
Andrew: Well Wednesday I was kick boxing as usual.
Andrew: And I had to use the bathroom. :P
Andrew: Being as it is a changing room, it also has showers.
Andrew: Can you tell where this is going.
Andrew: ?
Chris: Kinda, but go on.
Andrew: So a couple of guys came when while I was in the toilet and apparently they were going to shower. When I opened the door and came out, this nude guy walks across in front of me.
Andrew: :-O
Chris: :O
Andrew: BUT, his arm was right in the way of his wang. By some bizarre coincidence.
Andrew: But thats not all!
Chris: O.O
Chris: Don't keep me waiting!
Andrew: So after I went back upstairs to see the guys (as in the people I was waiting for kick boxing with). Then as we had to get ready for the lesson, we went to the changing room to get ready. However this was a different changing room.
Andrew: But that one turned out to be locked, so we had to go to the other ones. I said to the others there might be people in there. Then when we went in they had just finished and it was moon city right there.
Chris: XD
Andrew: We LOL'd.
Andrew: I also received compliments!
Chris: On your wang?
Andrew: No, thats only from you.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: Regarding my strength.
Andrew: One was that my punches are stronger now.
Andrew: The other was that i'm stronger than I look and its weird. ^^
Chris: :P
Andrew: Its most likely down to the increase in facial hair i've had recently.
Chris: ^^
Chris: You manly man, you!
Andrew: I should start wet shaving to really set it off.
Andrew: So what are you up to that's making you not talk. Like.
Chris: Typing a rather extensive reply to someone.
Andrew: Ah, like "..........................................................................................................................................................XD"?
Chris: No.
Andrew: I may go for a while then.
Chris: I have to leave earlier than usual anyway.
Andrew: I fortunately don't know when you leave anyway.
Chris: I'm leaving around 8:50 PM, your time.
Chris: *7:50.
Andrew: Then you've already left!
Chris: ...what time is it there?
Chris: OH
Chris: NVM
Chris: It is 8:50 GMT, as I seem to have forgotten that you're in DST as well.
Andrew: Dude Sexy Time?
Chris: Daylight Savings Time. Stupid farmers.
Andrew: More time for pudding.
Chris: I have no pudding, sadly.
Andrew: I meant the farmers.
Chris: Oh.
Chris: So they can explore their sexualities?
Andrew: Bingo.
Chris: :)
Andrew: More time for that as well.
Andrew: Shouldn't you be off. :P
Chris: No.
Andrew: :/
Andrew: Should you be on?
Chris: Perhaps.
Andrew: Well.
Andrew: I also have another story I just remembered.
Chris: You've got four minutes.
Andrew: When we were doing our pre-session session. We did this exercise where you do a situp and punch some pads then when you go back down, you get hit in the chest. For toughening you stomach up etc.
Andrew: When it was my turn and I went down after the first sit up, Sammy hit me with a back hand. I wasn't expecting it to be so hard and was like "What have I done to you?"
Chris: :P
Chris: Okay, I'm off.
Andrew: Then everyone.... died. Bye.
Chris: XD
Chris: Tell me later. I may be on.
Andrew: Ok
Chris: HEY YOU
Andrew: Hey Jew ^^
Chris: ^^
Chris: I'm only half Jew, so I'm just a little Jewish.
Andrew: Co-ink-e-dink
Chris: ^_^
Chris: So, did you miss me?
Andrew: I filled the gap with Tekken and someone else.
Chris: :(
Andrew: More importantly, did you miss me?
Chris: Don't I always?
Andrew: Dunno.
Chris: OF COURSE I DO.
Andrew: Maybe.
Andrew: I seem to say maybe to anything recently, its awesome.
Chris: :P
Andrew: So to continue the story. Everyone cracked up.
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: There was much rejoicing.
Andrew: Then I got hit more.
Chris: HOT
Andrew: Chris (another), said that some fighter used to get punched in the chest before fights, to make his 6 pack stick out.
Chris: O.o
Andrew: Clearly I should try that.
Chris: I thought you were ripped!
Andrew: Its the internet, I can lie.
Andrew: No, my arms are the most toned thing i've got.
Andrew: They aren't especially toned.
Andrew: I need to do loads of abs exercises, so I can get an uber 6 pack to impress you with
Chris: You already impress me!
Andrew: Yay! ^^
Andrew: How do I impress you?
Chris: With your sheer awesomeness. :)
Andrew: Pffft.
Chris: :P
Chris: Oh, I'm on the radio in...7 hours. :)
Andrew: Oh
Andrew: I'm in bed then. :/
Chris: :P
Andrew: Why so late?
Chris: Relay for Life. I'm fighting cancer.
Chris: Rather, beating people with cancer up.
Andrew: Live?
Andrew: Fight People, Help Hunger!
Chris: Yep!
Andrew: Cool
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: Most compendable.
Chris: Quite.
Andrew: Brief.
Chris: :)
Andrew: Maybe.
Chris: Anywho.
Andrew: …
Chris: So...how about...stuff?
Andrew: I've shared all the stuff.
Chris: I have nothing, per usual.
Andrew: Not good enough.
Chris: Damnit.
Andrew: What do I hire you for?
Chris: 20 quid a day,
Andrew: I keep playing with my hair and licking my mustache.
Chris: :P
Andrew: How do people survive with mantaches and not lick them all the time!Chris: I do it all the time.
Andrew: Yours or other peoples?
Chris: What do you think? ^^
Andrew: Womens.
Chris: You got it!
Andrew: :P
Chris: :)
Andrew: I might just not shave for a year and see what happens. Or go for a Musketeer style.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Maybe we should talk about music or something.
Chris: Yes. I like music.
Andrew: Then we have something in common!
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: What have your latest musical findings been?
Chris: Evanescence is coming out with another album this year.
Andrew: I see, that wasn't quite what I meant.
Andrew: Though i've not heard that through the grapevine of music news from YT.
Chris: Hm.
Chris: It's on their site.
Chris: I still got nothing.
Andrew: But, but... music!
Chris: Musique?
Andrew: Either
Chris: I see.
Andrew: You should hear.
Chris: Hear what?
Andrew: Music.
Chris: Shove the song of the sparrow up your ass!
Andrew: A family of sparrows have a nest up my ass. :/
Chris: Mine is a pack of badgers.
Andrew: A whole set?
Chris: Indeed.
Chris: I believe there's about six or seven.
Andrew: Cause badgers have sets.
Chris: Ah.
Chris: I was mistaken. It's a murder of crows.
Andrew: Correct.
Andrew: And a rape of virgins.
Chris: Of course. Laters.
Andrew: Maybe.
Andrew: Do I have a story for you!
Chris: Do you?
Andrew: Yup
Chris: Do tell, then.
Andrew: Well Wednesday I was kick boxing as usual.
Andrew: And I had to use the bathroom. :P
Andrew: Being as it is a changing room, it also has showers.
Andrew: Can you tell where this is going.
Andrew: ?
Chris: Kinda, but go on.
Andrew: So a couple of guys came when while I was in the toilet and apparently they were going to shower. When I opened the door and came out, this nude guy walks across in front of me.
Andrew: :-O
Chris: :O
Andrew: BUT, his arm was right in the way of his wang. By some bizarre coincidence.
Andrew: But thats not all!
Chris: O.O
Chris: Don't keep me waiting!
Andrew: So after I went back upstairs to see the guys (as in the people I was waiting for kick boxing with). Then as we had to get ready for the lesson, we went to the changing room to get ready. However this was a different changing room.
Andrew: But that one turned out to be locked, so we had to go to the other ones. I said to the others there might be people in there. Then when we went in they had just finished and it was moon city right there.
Chris: XD
Andrew: We LOL'd.
Andrew: I also received compliments!
Chris: On your wang?
Andrew: No, thats only from you.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: Regarding my strength.
Andrew: One was that my punches are stronger now.
Andrew: The other was that i'm stronger than I look and its weird. ^^
Chris: :P
Andrew: Its most likely down to the increase in facial hair i've had recently.
Chris: ^^
Chris: You manly man, you!
Andrew: I should start wet shaving to really set it off.
Andrew: So what are you up to that's making you not talk. Like.
Chris: Typing a rather extensive reply to someone.
Andrew: Ah, like "..........................................................................................................................................................XD"?
Chris: No.
Andrew: I may go for a while then.
Chris: I have to leave earlier than usual anyway.
Andrew: I fortunately don't know when you leave anyway.
Chris: I'm leaving around 8:50 PM, your time.
Chris: *7:50.
Andrew: Then you've already left!
Chris: ...what time is it there?
Chris: OH
Chris: NVM
Chris: It is 8:50 GMT, as I seem to have forgotten that you're in DST as well.
Andrew: Dude Sexy Time?
Chris: Daylight Savings Time. Stupid farmers.
Andrew: More time for pudding.
Chris: I have no pudding, sadly.
Andrew: I meant the farmers.
Chris: Oh.
Chris: So they can explore their sexualities?
Andrew: Bingo.
Chris: :)
Andrew: More time for that as well.
Andrew: Shouldn't you be off. :P
Chris: No.
Andrew: :/
Andrew: Should you be on?
Chris: Perhaps.
Andrew: Well.
Andrew: I also have another story I just remembered.
Chris: You've got four minutes.
Andrew: When we were doing our pre-session session. We did this exercise where you do a situp and punch some pads then when you go back down, you get hit in the chest. For toughening you stomach up etc.
Andrew: When it was my turn and I went down after the first sit up, Sammy hit me with a back hand. I wasn't expecting it to be so hard and was like "What have I done to you?"
Chris: :P
Chris: Okay, I'm off.
Andrew: Then everyone.... died. Bye.
Chris: XD
Chris: Tell me later. I may be on.
Andrew: Ok
Chris: HEY YOU
Andrew: Hey Jew ^^
Chris: ^^
Chris: I'm only half Jew, so I'm just a little Jewish.
Andrew: Co-ink-e-dink
Chris: ^_^
Chris: So, did you miss me?
Andrew: I filled the gap with Tekken and someone else.
Chris: :(
Andrew: More importantly, did you miss me?
Chris: Don't I always?
Andrew: Dunno.
Chris: OF COURSE I DO.
Andrew: Maybe.
Andrew: I seem to say maybe to anything recently, its awesome.
Chris: :P
Andrew: So to continue the story. Everyone cracked up.
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: There was much rejoicing.
Andrew: Then I got hit more.
Chris: HOT
Andrew: Chris (another), said that some fighter used to get punched in the chest before fights, to make his 6 pack stick out.
Chris: O.o
Andrew: Clearly I should try that.
Chris: I thought you were ripped!
Andrew: Its the internet, I can lie.
Andrew: No, my arms are the most toned thing i've got.
Andrew: They aren't especially toned.
Andrew: I need to do loads of abs exercises, so I can get an uber 6 pack to impress you with
Chris: You already impress me!
Andrew: Yay! ^^
Andrew: How do I impress you?
Chris: With your sheer awesomeness. :)
Andrew: Pffft.
Chris: :P
Chris: Oh, I'm on the radio in...7 hours. :)
Andrew: Oh
Andrew: I'm in bed then. :/
Chris: :P
Andrew: Why so late?
Chris: Relay for Life. I'm fighting cancer.
Chris: Rather, beating people with cancer up.
Andrew: Live?
Andrew: Fight People, Help Hunger!
Chris: Yep!
Andrew: Cool
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: Most compendable.
Chris: Quite.
Andrew: Brief.
Chris: :)
Andrew: Maybe.
Chris: Anywho.
Andrew: …
Chris: So...how about...stuff?
Andrew: I've shared all the stuff.
Chris: I have nothing, per usual.
Andrew: Not good enough.
Chris: Damnit.
Andrew: What do I hire you for?
Chris: 20 quid a day,
Andrew: I keep playing with my hair and licking my mustache.
Chris: :P
Andrew: How do people survive with mantaches and not lick them all the time!Chris: I do it all the time.
Andrew: Yours or other peoples?
Chris: What do you think? ^^
Andrew: Womens.
Chris: You got it!
Andrew: :P
Chris: :)
Andrew: I might just not shave for a year and see what happens. Or go for a Musketeer style.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Maybe we should talk about music or something.
Chris: Yes. I like music.
Andrew: Then we have something in common!
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: What have your latest musical findings been?
Chris: Evanescence is coming out with another album this year.
Andrew: I see, that wasn't quite what I meant.
Andrew: Though i've not heard that through the grapevine of music news from YT.
Chris: Hm.
Chris: It's on their site.
Chris: I still got nothing.
Andrew: But, but... music!
Chris: Musique?
Andrew: Either
Chris: I see.
Andrew: You should hear.
Chris: Hear what?
Andrew: Music.
Chris: Shove the song of the sparrow up your ass!
Andrew: A family of sparrows have a nest up my ass. :/
Chris: Mine is a pack of badgers.
Andrew: A whole set?
Chris: Indeed.
Chris: I believe there's about six or seven.
Andrew: Cause badgers have sets.
Chris: Ah.
Chris: I was mistaken. It's a murder of crows.
Andrew: Correct.
Andrew: And a rape of virgins.
Chris: Of course. Laters.
Andrew: Maybe.
Sunday, May 16, 2010
AIDS and Stories [April]
06-04-10
Chris: Loverman!
Andrew: Oh!
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Billboards caused lols.
Chris: I loved all of them, especially the Asian and gang rapist ones.
Andrew: The gang rape one was my favourite I think.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: Or the Portsmouth history one.
Andrew: The AIDS one because of the AIDS.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: And the Braille on the Stevie Wonder billboard.
Andrew: Yes and the rest of them.
Chris: ALL OF THEM
Chris: Though the first one, I dedicate especially to you. ;)
Andrew: I forgot it already.
Andrew: I did enjoy that one.
Chris: :P
Chris: You sure will!
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Wait what!?
Chris: Huh?
Andrew: Don't worry.
Chris: :)
Andrew: So how goes it?
Chris: Oh, just reading through my big story that's due today.
Andrew: Fun.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: I may be done.
Chris: Would you like to read it? I'd like someone else's opinion on it.
Andrew: :-O
Chris: :P
Andrew: I'd ask someone that knows about words.
Chris: :P
Chris: I'm pretty confident that it doesn't need any editing. I just need to see if it's good or not.
Andrew: I'm playing Tekken. :/
Chris: :P
Andrew: Now I died.
Andrew: How big is it?
Chris: I already told you that! ^^
Andrew: :P
Chris: Um, I don't actually know.
Chris: sends (null)
Chris: 96 K
Andrew: Failed.
Chris: Damnit
Andrew: I still haven't sent you that wp.
Chris: I know. :P
Chris: But I sent you my story.
Andrew: It was a virus. :(
Chris: Oh?
Andrew: No.
Andrew: How soon do I have to read it, as I read slow.
Chris: Preferably before 1 AM Your time.
Andrew: Its 7 pages.
Chris: Aye, but double spaced.
Andrew: Maybe.
Chris: ^^
Chris: Oh, you.
Andrew: Damn it, you interrupted me. I'll have to start again now!
Andrew: The lack of inter species erotica disappointed me.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: As did your use, perhaps even over use of semi-colons.
Chris: Overuse?
Andrew: The fact that you use them. ^^
Chris: XD
Andrew: It was good. I see nothing wrong with it, but what i've already mentioned.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Which isn't important.
Chris: Did you get what had happened to her?
Andrew: AI... coma.
Chris: :P
Chris: But why she was in the coma.
Andrew: AI... probably not.
Chris: Hm.
Andrew: Is it obvious?
Chris: It shouldn't be.
Andrew: Yay.
Chris: Well, her father raped her.
Chris: If that wasn't too obvious.
Andrew: Nope. But it does put me off making an amusing reply.
Chris: XD
Chris: Which would have been?
Andrew: At Disneyland.
Chris: XD
Andrew: Or ...so thats how she got AIDS.
Andrew: I need to stop saying that so much. Its a result of everything at work.
Chris: You can never get enough AIDS. ^^
Andrew: Thats not true. When you do have too many its called AIDZ.
Chris: What does the zed stand for?
Andrew: Ten esses.
Chris: HURRAH!
Andrew: I thought you were the Engwish master.
Chris: I didn't know that.
Andrew: I didn't either, when will you learn. :P
Chris: Never, apparently. :P
Andrew: Well, at least it won't get old that quickly then.
Chris: AIDS will never get old. ^^
Andrew: Unless you become an old AIDS pensioner.
Chris: True.
Andrew: See now.
Andrew: Do you think it would be easy to deal with having AIDS, if you make jokes about it all the time?
Chris: Probably.
Chris: Then again, it's treatable.
Chris: I'd rather get AIDS or HIV than cancer.
Andrew: Yeah, though the same can be applied to any disease.
Chris: Except for flesh-eating viruses.
Andrew: I don't plan to make jokes about those though.
Chris: And why the hell not?
Andrew: I don't know any of the names.
Chris: Awwwwww.
Chris: Well, I gotta go, but I'll be signed on when I get home.
Andrew: Ok.
Chris: Loverman!
Andrew: Oh!
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Billboards caused lols.
Chris: I loved all of them, especially the Asian and gang rapist ones.
Andrew: The gang rape one was my favourite I think.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: Or the Portsmouth history one.
Andrew: The AIDS one because of the AIDS.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: And the Braille on the Stevie Wonder billboard.
Andrew: Yes and the rest of them.
Chris: ALL OF THEM
Chris: Though the first one, I dedicate especially to you. ;)
Andrew: I forgot it already.
Andrew: I did enjoy that one.
Chris: :P
Chris: You sure will!
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Wait what!?
Chris: Huh?
Andrew: Don't worry.
Chris: :)
Andrew: So how goes it?
Chris: Oh, just reading through my big story that's due today.
Andrew: Fun.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: I may be done.
Chris: Would you like to read it? I'd like someone else's opinion on it.
Andrew: :-O
Chris: :P
Andrew: I'd ask someone that knows about words.
Chris: :P
Chris: I'm pretty confident that it doesn't need any editing. I just need to see if it's good or not.
Andrew: I'm playing Tekken. :/
Chris: :P
Andrew: Now I died.
Andrew: How big is it?
Chris: I already told you that! ^^
Andrew: :P
Chris: Um, I don't actually know.
Chris: sends (null)
Chris: 96 K
Andrew: Failed.
Chris: Damnit
Andrew: I still haven't sent you that wp.
Chris: I know. :P
Chris: But I sent you my story.
Andrew: It was a virus. :(
Chris: Oh?
Andrew: No.
Andrew: How soon do I have to read it, as I read slow.
Chris: Preferably before 1 AM Your time.
Andrew: Its 7 pages.
Chris: Aye, but double spaced.
Andrew: Maybe.
Chris: ^^
Chris: Oh, you.
Andrew: Damn it, you interrupted me. I'll have to start again now!
Andrew: The lack of inter species erotica disappointed me.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: As did your use, perhaps even over use of semi-colons.
Chris: Overuse?
Andrew: The fact that you use them. ^^
Chris: XD
Andrew: It was good. I see nothing wrong with it, but what i've already mentioned.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Which isn't important.
Chris: Did you get what had happened to her?
Andrew: AI... coma.
Chris: :P
Chris: But why she was in the coma.
Andrew: AI... probably not.
Chris: Hm.
Andrew: Is it obvious?
Chris: It shouldn't be.
Andrew: Yay.
Chris: Well, her father raped her.
Chris: If that wasn't too obvious.
Andrew: Nope. But it does put me off making an amusing reply.
Chris: XD
Chris: Which would have been?
Andrew: At Disneyland.
Chris: XD
Andrew: Or ...so thats how she got AIDS.
Andrew: I need to stop saying that so much. Its a result of everything at work.
Chris: You can never get enough AIDS. ^^
Andrew: Thats not true. When you do have too many its called AIDZ.
Chris: What does the zed stand for?
Andrew: Ten esses.
Chris: HURRAH!
Andrew: I thought you were the Engwish master.
Chris: I didn't know that.
Andrew: I didn't either, when will you learn. :P
Chris: Never, apparently. :P
Andrew: Well, at least it won't get old that quickly then.
Chris: AIDS will never get old. ^^
Andrew: Unless you become an old AIDS pensioner.
Chris: True.
Andrew: See now.
Andrew: Do you think it would be easy to deal with having AIDS, if you make jokes about it all the time?
Chris: Probably.
Chris: Then again, it's treatable.
Chris: I'd rather get AIDS or HIV than cancer.
Andrew: Yeah, though the same can be applied to any disease.
Chris: Except for flesh-eating viruses.
Andrew: I don't plan to make jokes about those though.
Chris: And why the hell not?
Andrew: I don't know any of the names.
Chris: Awwwwww.
Chris: Well, I gotta go, but I'll be signed on when I get home.
Andrew: Ok.
Cowboy Bebop and Drugs [April]
04-04-10
Chris: ...and, in the end, I learned that kids shouldn't be given speed, no matter how funny you think it is to hand it out at the preschool and tell them it's sugar.
Andrew: The same trick works with Rohipnol.(sp?)
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: How goes it?
Chris: Not too bad. You?
Andrew: I am good. It appears I have lots of chocolate now.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: I may have to eat some more now. :/
Andrew: I am.
Chris: I want some. :(
Andrew: You're the only one... wait you meant chocolate.
Andrew: Are you up to exciting things?
Chris: That I am. BRB
Andrew: Ok.
Chris: Back.
Andrew: You do look good from behind.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I was gonna say better, but decided that was harsh.
Andrew: So I posted my 800th post today!
Chris: ^^
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: No.
Andrew: Understatement is my thing now.
Andrew: Or lack of enthusiasm.
Chris: True.
Chris: It seems like the same is true for me.
Andrew: So hurrah is a lie?
Chris: No.
Andrew: Ah.
Andrew: One day left before work.
Chris: :(
Chris: I have class and work tomorrow.
Andrew: :(
Andrew: Are you working now?
Chris: Yes, but I'm typing up a post on PBS
Andrew: :-O
Chris: All done!
Andrew: commander cool? :P
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Complete with spelling pwnage.
Chris: $$
Chris: I love bitch slapping people when they think they're right.
Andrew: I await that moment with something.
Chris: Huh?
Andrew: I couldn't think of a suitable word.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: Apprehension perhaps.
Chris: BTW, I want your Spike wallpaper.
Andrew: I want your.... Oh its different now, but you can still have it.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I have an animated wallpaper now.
Chris: O.O
Andrew: Its what all the cool kids have, when it works. :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: I did have a rotating earth, but now its sand with rain drops and wateriness.
Chris: Ooooooooooh
Andrew: I could attempt to get a vid of it.
Chris: :)
Andrew: Or just my whole mis-match of a desktop. Unless I get it matched. :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: A pic!
Chris: ?
Andrew: Yours!
Chris: O.O
Andrew: You don't normally post your face.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: I haven't looked at the big version yet though.
Chris: :P It doesn't look much different from the small one
Andrew: I've heard that about you. :/
Chris: From who?
Andrew: People.
Andrew: >.>
Andrew: Mmmm.
Chris: ?
Andrew: Food.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Sandwiches.
Chris: Mmmmm.
Andrew: In Mother Russia, you are the filling.
Chris: Aren't I usually?
Andrew: In THE WORLD, you are the filling.
Chris: $$
Andrew: I've never wanted to be bread more than at this moment.
Chris: I can imagine so.
Andrew: Who would be the other slice?
Chris: You would, because you're so awesome!
Andrew: Maybe it should be you and I as the bread with a female inbetween?
Chris: YES
Andrew: But who?!
Chris: I have no idea.
Andrew: A cat or something. :/
Chris: Well, at least we'd be fucking pussy. ^^
Andrew: Not as accomodating to our big meats though.
Chris: True.
Andrew: Clearly we should embark upon a search for someone to fill that gap when you come over here.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: I love your wording.
Andrew: Its a gift.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: $$
Andrew: I learned it somewhere.
Chris: From an old man?
Andrew: No, through being lame at English.
Chris: ^^
Chris: Hurrah!
Chris: Good things DO come from that!
Andrew: That was a mistake.
Chris: Like getting superpowers from toxic waste?
Andrew: No, searching for help on a BG called Liquid Dream.
Chris: Oh.
Chris: Some guy in Germany said the island apes can suck his ass.
Andrew: I hope he enjoys that.
Andrew: Skype?
Chris: Nay. I'm taking to someone in Germany.
Andrew: Have they started offering you sausage yet?
Chris: Considering that he's gay, he might when he comes back to the states.
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Are you about to apply makeup in the pic?
Chris: No.
Chris: That's a wand.
Andrew: I bet thats what you say to all the ladies and gentlemen.
Chris: That I do!
Andrew: Maybe I would call it a wand, but I don't care for HP.
Andrew: Damn this BG and its lack of functioning.
Chris: :(
Andrew: Fuck it.
Chris: ?
Andrew: The BG.
Chris: Ah. Too frustrating?
Andrew: I don't understand why it doesn't work. When the free version of it does.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: BRB/BBS
Chris: AGH> Only an hour left of work.
Andrew: Back.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: I think I killed the Ghost thread.
Chris: XD
Andrew: If I eventually get over 5000 posts, Thread Killer should be my custom title.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I also can't think of anything "nerdy" to put in that thread.
Chris: You know what dubstep is. :P
Andrew: So do other people.
Andrew: I'm actually sorting through my Dubstep tunes now to see what frequencies they are. :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: All the cool kids are doing it.
Andrew: This could take a while.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Besides the ones I've already checked.
Andrew: How long you got left?
Chris: 26 mins.
Andrew: As I thought.
Chris: BTW, you never gave me that Spike wp. :P
Andrew: I know. ^^
Andrew: How do you want it?
Chris: From behind.
Chris: Wait, what?
Andrew: :P
Chris: Email will be fine.
Andrew: Thats what i'm supposed to say.
Chris: Okay, I'm off.
Andrew: Bye.
Chris: ...and, in the end, I learned that kids shouldn't be given speed, no matter how funny you think it is to hand it out at the preschool and tell them it's sugar.
Andrew: The same trick works with Rohipnol.(sp?)
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: How goes it?
Chris: Not too bad. You?
Andrew: I am good. It appears I have lots of chocolate now.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: I may have to eat some more now. :/
Andrew: I am.
Chris: I want some. :(
Andrew: You're the only one... wait you meant chocolate.
Andrew: Are you up to exciting things?
Chris: That I am. BRB
Andrew: Ok.
Chris: Back.
Andrew: You do look good from behind.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I was gonna say better, but decided that was harsh.
Andrew: So I posted my 800th post today!
Chris: ^^
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: No.
Andrew: Understatement is my thing now.
Andrew: Or lack of enthusiasm.
Chris: True.
Chris: It seems like the same is true for me.
Andrew: So hurrah is a lie?
Chris: No.
Andrew: Ah.
Andrew: One day left before work.
Chris: :(
Chris: I have class and work tomorrow.
Andrew: :(
Andrew: Are you working now?
Chris: Yes, but I'm typing up a post on PBS
Andrew: :-O
Chris: All done!
Andrew: commander cool? :P
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Complete with spelling pwnage.
Chris: $$
Chris: I love bitch slapping people when they think they're right.
Andrew: I await that moment with something.
Chris: Huh?
Andrew: I couldn't think of a suitable word.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: Apprehension perhaps.
Chris: BTW, I want your Spike wallpaper.
Andrew: I want your.... Oh its different now, but you can still have it.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I have an animated wallpaper now.
Chris: O.O
Andrew: Its what all the cool kids have, when it works. :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: I did have a rotating earth, but now its sand with rain drops and wateriness.
Chris: Ooooooooooh
Andrew: I could attempt to get a vid of it.
Chris: :)
Andrew: Or just my whole mis-match of a desktop. Unless I get it matched. :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: A pic!
Chris: ?
Andrew: Yours!
Chris: O.O
Andrew: You don't normally post your face.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: I haven't looked at the big version yet though.
Chris: :P It doesn't look much different from the small one
Andrew: I've heard that about you. :/
Chris: From who?
Andrew: People.
Andrew: >.>
Andrew: Mmmm.
Chris: ?
Andrew: Food.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Sandwiches.
Chris: Mmmmm.
Andrew: In Mother Russia, you are the filling.
Chris: Aren't I usually?
Andrew: In THE WORLD, you are the filling.
Chris: $$
Andrew: I've never wanted to be bread more than at this moment.
Chris: I can imagine so.
Andrew: Who would be the other slice?
Chris: You would, because you're so awesome!
Andrew: Maybe it should be you and I as the bread with a female inbetween?
Chris: YES
Andrew: But who?!
Chris: I have no idea.
Andrew: A cat or something. :/
Chris: Well, at least we'd be fucking pussy. ^^
Andrew: Not as accomodating to our big meats though.
Chris: True.
Andrew: Clearly we should embark upon a search for someone to fill that gap when you come over here.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: I love your wording.
Andrew: Its a gift.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: $$
Andrew: I learned it somewhere.
Chris: From an old man?
Andrew: No, through being lame at English.
Chris: ^^
Chris: Hurrah!
Chris: Good things DO come from that!
Andrew: That was a mistake.
Chris: Like getting superpowers from toxic waste?
Andrew: No, searching for help on a BG called Liquid Dream.
Chris: Oh.
Chris: Some guy in Germany said the island apes can suck his ass.
Andrew: I hope he enjoys that.
Andrew: Skype?
Chris: Nay. I'm taking to someone in Germany.
Andrew: Have they started offering you sausage yet?
Chris: Considering that he's gay, he might when he comes back to the states.
Andrew: :P
Andrew: Are you about to apply makeup in the pic?
Chris: No.
Chris: That's a wand.
Andrew: I bet thats what you say to all the ladies and gentlemen.
Chris: That I do!
Andrew: Maybe I would call it a wand, but I don't care for HP.
Andrew: Damn this BG and its lack of functioning.
Chris: :(
Andrew: Fuck it.
Chris: ?
Andrew: The BG.
Chris: Ah. Too frustrating?
Andrew: I don't understand why it doesn't work. When the free version of it does.
Chris: Ah.
Andrew: BRB/BBS
Chris: AGH> Only an hour left of work.
Andrew: Back.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: I think I killed the Ghost thread.
Chris: XD
Andrew: If I eventually get over 5000 posts, Thread Killer should be my custom title.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I also can't think of anything "nerdy" to put in that thread.
Chris: You know what dubstep is. :P
Andrew: So do other people.
Andrew: I'm actually sorting through my Dubstep tunes now to see what frequencies they are. :P
Chris: :P
Andrew: All the cool kids are doing it.
Andrew: This could take a while.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Besides the ones I've already checked.
Andrew: How long you got left?
Chris: 26 mins.
Andrew: As I thought.
Chris: BTW, you never gave me that Spike wp. :P
Andrew: I know. ^^
Andrew: How do you want it?
Chris: From behind.
Chris: Wait, what?
Andrew: :P
Chris: Email will be fine.
Andrew: Thats what i'm supposed to say.
Chris: Okay, I'm off.
Andrew: Bye.
Behind the Scenes [March]
03/05/10
Andrew: Woo!
Chris: ?
Andrew: Hey.
Chris: Hey.
Andrew: I still need to email you that convo, don't I.
Chris: No, you don't?
Andrew: Yesterdays one?
Chris: Yes, you do.
Andrew: I'll get on that now.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: I nearly forgot how to do it then.
Chris: Lol.
Chris: I'm watching N*Sync perform.
Andrew: I have one word for you "why?"
Chris: Sabrina the teenage witch.
Andrew: Good times.
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: It would be easier to send the whole thing again.
Chris: Which one?
Andrew: The chat log.
Chris: Oh, yeah. The whole thing.
Andrew: You'll just have to scroll to the bottom then.
Chris: Mmmkay.
Andrew: It is done.
Chris: Damn phone.
Andrew: :(
Chris: :-P
Andrew: So you should have the tag line for the blog as "Me trying to make you laugh." :P
Chris: Lol that's usually how it goes.
Andrew: Yup, I said that to someone I was talking about yesterday.
Chris: Me?
Andrew: It should also have some kind of parental guidence warning. :P
Andrew: No
Chris: And yes, it should. Because we say things like twat.
Andrew: It was more the rape jokes and things like that. :P
Chris: True.
Andrew: I'm not sure where that would be put though. As if it was on PB people would be like "what?"
Chris: You have to figure that our blog won't be read by minors.
Andrew: I don't care. :P
Chris: :-P
Andrew: But I know that that type of thing shouldn't be linked on PB.
Chris: Why?
Andrew: Content that could be dangerous for minors!
Chris: And miners.
Andrew: Fucking miners! They should be more like Sailors.
Chris: True.
Chris: I apologize if I stop talking completely. I'm drifting in and out of consciousness.
Andrew: Thats ok, i'll only touch you a little bit.
Chris: How about a lot?
Andrew: There will be a testing of the water stage, to see if you wake up. Then I will take full advantage.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Is there a time frame for this?
Chris: No.
Andrew: I have to go away and wash at some point.
Chris: Do ittttttt
Andrew: It would make sense to do it when i've finished.
Chris: True
Andrew: Soon I go.
Andrew: Woo!
Chris: ?
Andrew: Hey.
Chris: Hey.
Andrew: I still need to email you that convo, don't I.
Chris: No, you don't?
Andrew: Yesterdays one?
Chris: Yes, you do.
Andrew: I'll get on that now.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: I nearly forgot how to do it then.
Chris: Lol.
Chris: I'm watching N*Sync perform.
Andrew: I have one word for you "why?"
Chris: Sabrina the teenage witch.
Andrew: Good times.
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: It would be easier to send the whole thing again.
Chris: Which one?
Andrew: The chat log.
Chris: Oh, yeah. The whole thing.
Andrew: You'll just have to scroll to the bottom then.
Chris: Mmmkay.
Andrew: It is done.
Chris: Damn phone.
Andrew: :(
Chris: :-P
Andrew: So you should have the tag line for the blog as "Me trying to make you laugh." :P
Chris: Lol that's usually how it goes.
Andrew: Yup, I said that to someone I was talking about yesterday.
Chris: Me?
Andrew: It should also have some kind of parental guidence warning. :P
Andrew: No
Chris: And yes, it should. Because we say things like twat.
Andrew: It was more the rape jokes and things like that. :P
Chris: True.
Andrew: I'm not sure where that would be put though. As if it was on PB people would be like "what?"
Chris: You have to figure that our blog won't be read by minors.
Andrew: I don't care. :P
Chris: :-P
Andrew: But I know that that type of thing shouldn't be linked on PB.
Chris: Why?
Andrew: Content that could be dangerous for minors!
Chris: And miners.
Andrew: Fucking miners! They should be more like Sailors.
Chris: True.
Chris: I apologize if I stop talking completely. I'm drifting in and out of consciousness.
Andrew: Thats ok, i'll only touch you a little bit.
Chris: How about a lot?
Andrew: There will be a testing of the water stage, to see if you wake up. Then I will take full advantage.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Is there a time frame for this?
Chris: No.
Andrew: I have to go away and wash at some point.
Chris: Do ittttttt
Andrew: It would make sense to do it when i've finished.
Chris: True
Andrew: Soon I go.
Tekken and...Strippers? [March]
03-04-10
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Long time.
Chris: Always!
Andrew: Since we spoke last.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: Not me love you long time. :P
Chris: And why the hell not?
Andrew: Thats a given isn't it?
Chris: Of course!
Chris: And with you...it's about as long as mine. :-P
Andrew: Long enough time we call that.
Chris: True.
Andrew: How goes it?
Chris: :/
Andrew: Oh. :/
Chris: It's 7:44am and I'm awake.
Andrew: Careless.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: Nothing to do now but fondle myself. :/
Andrew: Shame.
Chris: Mhm.
Andrew: I'm playing Tekken 6.
Chris: Not with yourself?
Andrew: Well no.
Chris: :-(
Chris: Why not?
Andrew: Too early for that.
Chris: It's 2pm.
Andrew: 3 infact.
Andrew: I got up at 1:40pm :P
Chris: :-P
Chris: You son of a bitch.
Andrew: An hour later than planned.
Chris: -_-
Andrew: :P
Chris: :-P
Andrew: This guy is supposed to be Russian but looks like a Nazi.
Chris: Lol
Andrew: :/
Andrew: Take that you fucking Egyptian bastard!
Chris: Oo
Andrew: The last boss is amazingly annoying.
Chris: Oh. What are you playing?
Andrew: Tekken 6.
Andrew: Hmm, workout time soon.
Chris: :-)
Chris: Going to get all hot and sweaty?
Andrew: I'm afraid you can't watch though.
Chris: :-(
Andrew: Not really, maybe a little red faced.
Andrew: Yay, beat him first time this time.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I love how there are some English speaking characters and some Japanese. With the assumption that they all understand eachother.
Chris: That's a laugh riot.
Andrew: :P
Chris: :-P
Andrew: Yay.
Chris: :-)
Chris: :-P
Andrew: Now I feel like a man.
Chris: How so?
Andrew: Doing press-ups and stuff. :P
Chris: ^^
Chris: That's hot.
Andrew: Well that was 2 cycles, now to rest for a while. :P
Chris: Hooray!
Chris: So I went to a strip club last night, and I found out that strippers don't have souls.
Andrew: On their feet? :/
Chris: That, too.
Andrew: Well look at the job they do, would you expect them too?
Chris: One girl walked on her hands the whole time.
Andrew: Interesting, did you put the money into her "Terminal"?
Chris: I believe we've already established that never ends well. :-P
Andrew: Have we?
Chris: Yes.
Andrew: But you tried anyway, right?
Chris: I distinctly remember discussing the time I learned that strippers don't have coin slots or card readers with you. :-P
Andrew: You remembered something! :-O
Chris: Is this a shock?
Andrew: But how could you miss an opportunity like that. It would be like a coin toss on a toll road.
Andrew: Somewhat, you don't normally remember things.
Chris: You were saying?
Andrew: When?
Chris: Before I got signed off.
Chris: I asked if my remembering something was a shock to you?
Andrew: Somewhat, you don't normally remember things.
Chris: :-P
Chris: And?
Andrew: So?
Chris: Huh?
Andrew: :)
Chris: <3
Andrew: ^^
Chris: I'm playing tennis with a monkey!
Andrew: :-O
Chris: My balls are shocking her!
Andrew: That can be a problem.
Chris: Why?
Andrew: Shocking balls.
Andrew: You can't restring your own guitar?
Chris: I can.
Andrew: That wasn't the impression I got from your tweet.
Chris: :-P
Chris: Since when are you on twitter?
Andrew: I saw it on FB.
Chris: Ah. :-P
Andrew: Obviously. :P
Chris: Score with monkeys!
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Get AIDS!
Chris: That's a powerup. ^^
Andrew: :P
Chris: I thought you'd like that.
Andrew: Fuck this boss!
Chris: Lol
Andrew: No LOL
Andrew: I hate his face.
Andrew: I hatter his face.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I hatter all over his face.
Chris: Hey! Me too!
Andrew: Workout time again. BRB
Chris: Kk
Andrew: Lovely job.
Chris: Kuraow.
Andrew: Maybe. :/
Andrew: Why can I never find threads to post in on PB. Should I become a spammer?
Chris: Aye.
Andrew: One more post and I have 800.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I squated for like 3 minutes then. My legs are gonna love me tomorrow.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Indeed, although my feet were planted against the wall. :/
Chris: I unlocked pudding!
Andrew: Now you get to explore your sexuality!
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: Now I must go and feed a cat.
Chris: Later.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Long time.
Chris: Always!
Andrew: Since we spoke last.
Chris: Oh.
Andrew: Not me love you long time. :P
Chris: And why the hell not?
Andrew: Thats a given isn't it?
Chris: Of course!
Chris: And with you...it's about as long as mine. :-P
Andrew: Long enough time we call that.
Chris: True.
Andrew: How goes it?
Chris: :/
Andrew: Oh. :/
Chris: It's 7:44am and I'm awake.
Andrew: Careless.
Chris: -nods-
Chris: Nothing to do now but fondle myself. :/
Andrew: Shame.
Chris: Mhm.
Andrew: I'm playing Tekken 6.
Chris: Not with yourself?
Andrew: Well no.
Chris: :-(
Chris: Why not?
Andrew: Too early for that.
Chris: It's 2pm.
Andrew: 3 infact.
Andrew: I got up at 1:40pm :P
Chris: :-P
Chris: You son of a bitch.
Andrew: An hour later than planned.
Chris: -_-
Andrew: :P
Chris: :-P
Andrew: This guy is supposed to be Russian but looks like a Nazi.
Chris: Lol
Andrew: :/
Andrew: Take that you fucking Egyptian bastard!
Chris: Oo
Andrew: The last boss is amazingly annoying.
Chris: Oh. What are you playing?
Andrew: Tekken 6.
Andrew: Hmm, workout time soon.
Chris: :-)
Chris: Going to get all hot and sweaty?
Andrew: I'm afraid you can't watch though.
Chris: :-(
Andrew: Not really, maybe a little red faced.
Andrew: Yay, beat him first time this time.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I love how there are some English speaking characters and some Japanese. With the assumption that they all understand eachother.
Chris: That's a laugh riot.
Andrew: :P
Chris: :-P
Andrew: Yay.
Chris: :-)
Chris: :-P
Andrew: Now I feel like a man.
Chris: How so?
Andrew: Doing press-ups and stuff. :P
Chris: ^^
Chris: That's hot.
Andrew: Well that was 2 cycles, now to rest for a while. :P
Chris: Hooray!
Chris: So I went to a strip club last night, and I found out that strippers don't have souls.
Andrew: On their feet? :/
Chris: That, too.
Andrew: Well look at the job they do, would you expect them too?
Chris: One girl walked on her hands the whole time.
Andrew: Interesting, did you put the money into her "Terminal"?
Chris: I believe we've already established that never ends well. :-P
Andrew: Have we?
Chris: Yes.
Andrew: But you tried anyway, right?
Chris: I distinctly remember discussing the time I learned that strippers don't have coin slots or card readers with you. :-P
Andrew: You remembered something! :-O
Chris: Is this a shock?
Andrew: But how could you miss an opportunity like that. It would be like a coin toss on a toll road.
Andrew: Somewhat, you don't normally remember things.
Chris: You were saying?
Andrew: When?
Chris: Before I got signed off.
Chris: I asked if my remembering something was a shock to you?
Andrew: Somewhat, you don't normally remember things.
Chris: :-P
Chris: And?
Andrew: So?
Chris: Huh?
Andrew: :)
Chris: <3
Andrew: ^^
Chris: I'm playing tennis with a monkey!
Andrew: :-O
Chris: My balls are shocking her!
Andrew: That can be a problem.
Chris: Why?
Andrew: Shocking balls.
Andrew: You can't restring your own guitar?
Chris: I can.
Andrew: That wasn't the impression I got from your tweet.
Chris: :-P
Chris: Since when are you on twitter?
Andrew: I saw it on FB.
Chris: Ah. :-P
Andrew: Obviously. :P
Chris: Score with monkeys!
Chris: ^^
Andrew: Get AIDS!
Chris: That's a powerup. ^^
Andrew: :P
Chris: I thought you'd like that.
Andrew: Fuck this boss!
Chris: Lol
Andrew: No LOL
Andrew: I hate his face.
Andrew: I hatter his face.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I hatter all over his face.
Chris: Hey! Me too!
Andrew: Workout time again. BRB
Chris: Kk
Andrew: Lovely job.
Chris: Kuraow.
Andrew: Maybe. :/
Andrew: Why can I never find threads to post in on PB. Should I become a spammer?
Chris: Aye.
Andrew: One more post and I have 800.
Chris: ^^
Andrew: I squated for like 3 minutes then. My legs are gonna love me tomorrow.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Indeed, although my feet were planted against the wall. :/
Chris: I unlocked pudding!
Andrew: Now you get to explore your sexuality!
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: Now I must go and feed a cat.
Chris: Later.
At Long Last [May]
Chris: You know, instead of doing podcasts, we should just save our MSN convos. They're far more interesting.
Andrew: You know, that thought did cross my mind.
Chris: :)
Chris: We could post them on deviantART.
Andrew: Maybe, or some other place.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Or we could do both.
Chris: Blogspot?
Chris: I like that. We can just record our MSN convos.
Andrew: Or that. I meant, if people find them funny. Then we could try a "live" one?
Chris: -nods-
Chris: I like that.
Andrew: People might not get us. :P
Chris: :P
Chris: And? Not everyone (and by not everyone, I mean everyone who's not British) gets British humour.
Andrew: Fair point.
Chris: :P
Andrew: So they won't get me.
Chris: Nor me.
So it works.
Andrew: Then this could be really good or really bad.
Chris: Both. :)
Would you like to talk on Skype?
Andrew: I can't really as i'm on the old xbox live.
Chris: Hm.
This distresses me.
Andrew: :(
I do apologise.
Chris: :P
Andrew: You'll have to settle for this.
Chris: DAMN.
Andrew: Yep.
I might be able to Skype now.
Chris: Not me. :P
Andrew: Oh.
In that case I can't.
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: Why you can't you Skype?
Chris: I'm in the living room.
Andrew: So? :P
Chris: People are asleep
Andrew: Are you going to be loud, or are you enjoying watching them sleep?
Chris: Both.
^^
Andrew: So much for that then.
Chris: :P
Andrew: In that case, I have nothing more to say.
Chris: Damn.
Andrew: I know right.
Chris: I'm so disappointed in you.
Andrew: You feel quite disappointed in me. :/
Or disappointing.
Chris: True. Wait, I shouldn't.
BTW, did we come up with a title to the show?
Andrew: No.
All I have written down is "I made a funny" and "So this is laughter."
Chris: I like the latter.
Andrew: Maybe with a ? at the end.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: That is all.
Any other ideas?
Chris: Nope.
Andrew: Cool.
Chris: So THIS is laughter?
Andrew: No, this is us chatting. :/
Chris: I know.
Andrew: ^^
That will do for now, then we can eventually keep it.
Chris: I'm setting up the blog,
Andrew: I'm doing nothing.
Chris: http://sothisislaughter.blogspot.com/2010/05/introduction.html
Andrew: My name. ^^
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: What happens next?
Chris: I post this convo.
Chris: When we're done, that is...whenever that is.
Andrew: What about past convos?
Chris: I don't save them.
Andrew: I do.
Chris: O rly?
Andrew: Yup.
Chris: We can introduce past convos sporadically.
Andrew: I think some randomly got deleted, as I had a load from various people which were gone last time I checked. But I should have most of ours.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Starts last September.
Chris: That's a while ago.
Andrew: I think its when things started to click.
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: "I'm a crap detective. I can't even grow a moustache."
Chris: :)
Andrew: So much purple.
Andrew: Pre grammer! :-O
Chris: *grammar
Andrew: No.
Caps 'n' shit.
Chris: Hurrah!
And that should be a new cereal.
Andrew: I downloaded a politician once, but the file was corrupt.
Chris: LOL
IRL
Andrew: "All logical points must be supported illogical ones." I don't remember saying that.
I got a XD response from that last time.
And "See? You made a funny!"
It appears that October was when the Caps started.
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: Shall I send this to you?
Chris: Yes.
Andrew: How?
Chris: E-mail.
Andrew: It is done.
Theres a whole load of chats there. Though some bits appear to be missing, as they don't make sense.
Should I link the blog in my sig, in the hopes that when I eventually post next. Someone might click on it?
Chris: Yes.
I have.
Andrew: Can you copy and paste it here, so that it will look the same. :P
Chris: Yes.
But I gotta go. E-mail me that convo.
And save this one.
Andrew: You know, that thought did cross my mind.
Chris: :)
Chris: We could post them on deviantART.
Andrew: Maybe, or some other place.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: Or we could do both.
Chris: Blogspot?
Chris: I like that. We can just record our MSN convos.
Andrew: Or that. I meant, if people find them funny. Then we could try a "live" one?
Chris: -nods-
Chris: I like that.
Andrew: People might not get us. :P
Chris: :P
Chris: And? Not everyone (and by not everyone, I mean everyone who's not British) gets British humour.
Andrew: Fair point.
Chris: :P
Andrew: So they won't get me.
Chris: Nor me.
So it works.
Andrew: Then this could be really good or really bad.
Chris: Both. :)
Would you like to talk on Skype?
Andrew: I can't really as i'm on the old xbox live.
Chris: Hm.
This distresses me.
Andrew: :(
I do apologise.
Chris: :P
Andrew: You'll have to settle for this.
Chris: DAMN.
Andrew: Yep.
I might be able to Skype now.
Chris: Not me. :P
Andrew: Oh.
In that case I can't.
Chris: Yay!
Andrew: Why you can't you Skype?
Chris: I'm in the living room.
Andrew: So? :P
Chris: People are asleep
Andrew: Are you going to be loud, or are you enjoying watching them sleep?
Chris: Both.
^^
Andrew: So much for that then.
Chris: :P
Andrew: In that case, I have nothing more to say.
Chris: Damn.
Andrew: I know right.
Chris: I'm so disappointed in you.
Andrew: You feel quite disappointed in me. :/
Or disappointing.
Chris: True. Wait, I shouldn't.
BTW, did we come up with a title to the show?
Andrew: No.
All I have written down is "I made a funny" and "So this is laughter."
Chris: I like the latter.
Andrew: Maybe with a ? at the end.
Chris: -nods-
Andrew: That is all.
Any other ideas?
Chris: Nope.
Andrew: Cool.
Chris: So THIS is laughter?
Andrew: No, this is us chatting. :/
Chris: I know.
Andrew: ^^
That will do for now, then we can eventually keep it.
Chris: I'm setting up the blog,
Andrew: I'm doing nothing.
Chris: http://sothisislaughter.blogspot.com/2010/05/introduction.html
Andrew: My name. ^^
Chris: Indeed.
Andrew: What happens next?
Chris: I post this convo.
Chris: When we're done, that is...whenever that is.
Andrew: What about past convos?
Chris: I don't save them.
Andrew: I do.
Chris: O rly?
Andrew: Yup.
Chris: We can introduce past convos sporadically.
Andrew: I think some randomly got deleted, as I had a load from various people which were gone last time I checked. But I should have most of ours.
Chris: Hurrah!
Andrew: Starts last September.
Chris: That's a while ago.
Andrew: I think its when things started to click.
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: "I'm a crap detective. I can't even grow a moustache."
Chris: :)
Andrew: So much purple.
Andrew: Pre grammer! :-O
Chris: *grammar
Andrew: No.
Caps 'n' shit.
Chris: Hurrah!
And that should be a new cereal.
Andrew: I downloaded a politician once, but the file was corrupt.
Chris: LOL
IRL
Andrew: "All logical points must be supported illogical ones." I don't remember saying that.
I got a XD response from that last time.
And "See? You made a funny!"
It appears that October was when the Caps started.
Chris: ^_^
Andrew: Shall I send this to you?
Chris: Yes.
Andrew: How?
Chris: E-mail.
Andrew: It is done.
Theres a whole load of chats there. Though some bits appear to be missing, as they don't make sense.
Should I link the blog in my sig, in the hopes that when I eventually post next. Someone might click on it?
Chris: Yes.
I have.
Andrew: Can you copy and paste it here, so that it will look the same. :P
Chris: Yes.
But I gotta go. E-mail me that convo.
And save this one.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
An introduction
This is supposed to be an introduction, but how do you write an introduction for a blatant exhibit of pure nothingness? Well, you don't, and you can't expect one.
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